I'm actually elvis, guys

[Kieran McConville]

Hey, I'm the big guy, I gues I fooled you pretty good posting all these years as "Kieran'. HA! LIke anyone in the real world has a name like that. WHat did you take me for, a fool?

I've been watching you guys, for years now, at least since 1999. It's been a long strange trip but now at last the time has come for me to ascend to a new level of existence.

Any last letters you want to send me, now's the time. I can't promise I will answer each one personally, but I can promise I will give you a cheerful computer-generated reply.

Elvis Presely, if you happen to see this thread, relax, im not having a go at you.

Ok guys, ten days to blast off! I am ready for the intergalactic space module.

Oh and also, I'm actually Mud in the Sand too. And ZOomerange96. And Foray.

And Achtung Bubba.

 

[Calluna]

He's telling the truth, guys. He told me that he is 'definitely' elvis so it must be true!

 

[U2Man]

You don't look like elvis.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Hey u2man, I'm you too. Geddit?? I said you too!!!

YOu don't know what I look like, I can be antyhign and anyone, I am you and I am the heavens too. I am the mighty wind, and I am the leaf that is blown by said wind.

I am Jack's dawning realisation of godhood.

 

[U2Man]

Could you send me a pizza then?

 

[MissMaCo]

I'm actually The Edge

 

[hiphop]

I'm actually The Edge

Edge? Man I didn´t know it was you. This is Larry. Hey we should get together and write a song. You have been lazy

 

[MissMaCo]

Larry can't write songs

 

[Se7en]

bono here. i'm interested in creating some pop punk music from uranus as soon as god walks through my living room. album should be out next month.

 

[Zoots]

bono here. i'm interested in creating some pop punk music from uranus as soon as god walks through my living room. album should be out next month.

at uranus!


Kieran, how is the bunk bed sharing going on with Zoomy?

 

[financeguy]

Wow, that's just shagadeltastic!!! Three Elvises!!! THREE ELVISES!! Lol!! I think if I was any more excited I'd just burst. And now, here's a little number from Maria Carey to keep you entertained gang....Maria, take it away....

 

[Zoomerang96]

what?!

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*arms extended, palms open, exasperated shot of kieran in backseat

WHAT?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

 

[zoney!]

well? No one has stepped forward...so lets all take a step back!

I vote for zootleesque to write the first letter to Elvis!

 

[Zoots]

I vote for zootleesque to write the first letter to Elvis!

to who... Elvis the Pelvis? Elvis B&C Presley? Or Elvis the supreme commander of Interference?

etc.

 

[Basstrap]

shit, kieran, you just dropped a bomb!!!!



well...I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO DISMANTLE IT!>!>!>!!

 

[lmjhitman]

do it with love, bassy.

with love.

 

[foray]

I suppose you threw me in to get in touch with your feminine side. In any case, I'm the better sixth.

foray

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Elvis

 

[Basstrap]

well done

 

[Zoomerang96]

everybody's gotta learn sometime.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Elvis

what is that on his leg? his left leg, upper thigh?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

bulging thigh muscle?

 

[zoney!]

his wallet.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

mmm he has a lot of money in that wallet!

 

[Angela Harlem]

no, jeffrey.

i actually meant that seriously, lol. it looks deformed. muscles dont bulge so excessively in just that region of a leg, i thought.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

It also shows up in this photo:

Maybe he pulled a muscle and has to wrap it now?

 

[Angela Harlem]

ow! it looks worse the more i look at it. i'll stop sidetracking this thread now, lol.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Maybe he broke his leg and the bone is poking through the skin, but by sheer force of will he is continuing to skate. I think that's probably it.

Or he has a tumour.

I am Jack's bulging leg tumour.

 

[ABEL]

erm, in this pic it looks like both of his legs have that 'bulge'. i think it is just leg muscles from doing quad jumps and such.

 

[ABEL]

muscles dont bulge so excessively in just that region of a leg, i thought.

true, but normal legs can't do this: