yertle-the-turtle said:
Hell I have a longer list:
Chris Martin
Roddy Woomble
Richey Edwards (find him!)
Mick Hucknall
Simon Le Bon
Liam Gallagher
Noel Gallagher
Richard Ashcroft
John Squire
Ian Brown
Shaun Ryder
Pete Doherty
Stuart Murdoch
Graham Coxon
Alex James
Gaz Coombes
Barney Sumner
Eddie Vedder
Matthew Bellamy
Peter Garrett
Neil Finn
Evan Dando
Aphex Twin
Boards of Canada. Both of them.
Paul Oakenfold
Sasha
DJ Tiesto
Michael Stipe
Krist Novoselic
Elvis Costello
Ben Gibbard
Sam Beam
Damien Rice
David Gray
David Bowie
Chris Bailey
Damon Albarn
Mick Jones
Paul Simonon
Actually, so they can punch me back and then I can say 'bloody hell, _______ twatted me!'
Matty Bellamy excluded, but annoying as Muse are, I don't think he's in punching territory.
Blimey. Are there any musicians that you
don't want to punch?
My turn then:
Liam Gallagher.... 'cos he's a brainless knob/nob (delete as applicable)
Noel Gallagher - because he does have a decent brain but is STILL a (k)nob, which makes him even more irritating than his younger stupider brother. Also because he wrote the following "lyric":
she's got a sister, and God only knows how I missed her,
and on the palm of her hand is a blister.......
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Courtney Love... who, through being a talentless whore, has made it even nore difficult for female guitarists to be taken seriously. She can't play, she can't sing, and she looks like a rabid monkey.
Ian Brown... for what he did to my ears at Reading in 1996. The noise that came out of that man's mouth was akin to the sound of a dying camel giving birth to triplets in a public toilet in Hull. I love the Roses, but what a fucking racket.
Eminem... for being a nasty little piece of rectal sputum on the anus of humanity.
Barry White... because he made some really dodgy comment about how women who aren't covered from head to toe deserve anything they get... I'd dig the fat fucker up to punch him for that.
James Brown: for having too many teeth - he looks like a shark - and the minor detail that he's a womanbeater.
Not sure whether you'd count the following as musicians - I certainly don't:
Titney Spears.... for existing
Mariah Carey... for actually having talent - and wasting it singing cheesy bubblegum saccharine shite.
Geri fucking Halliwell... piss off.
Kylie Minogue: genetically modified horse.
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