If They Mated: Unfortunate Collaborations

[u2popmofo]

They Eat Their Own + Pixies + Styx =

They Eat Their Own Pixies Styx

(fairly self explanatory)

 

[Edgeman]

Nashville Pussy + Crazy Pink Revolvers + Enrique + The Afro Love Project =

Crazy Pink Pussy Loves Enrique

 

[Pinball Wizard]

The Dandy Warhols + Judas Priest + Primal Scream + Cake Like + Siouxie and The Banshees + In Flame + Boyzone =

The Dandy Priest Screamed Like The Banshee In Boyzone.

Yikes!

 

[Edgeman]

Soul Snatchers + Rob-N-Steal + Bury Your Dead + And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead + Alice Cooper =

Alice Cooper Will Steal Your Soul

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Note: If you're finding this offensive, keep in mind we're not adding any material to these band names. Can't blame the messenger right?

 

[Edgeman]

Yet another from my bro....sick bastard!

Massive Attack + Theory of a Deadman + 40 foot echo + Jimi Hendrix + Babes with Axes + tu pac + Blue Oyster Cult =

Attack of the Deadman's 40 foot Jimi with Tu Massive Blue Oysters

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Kiss + White Zombie + M?t?rHead + The 4 Tops + A HA! + The Grateful Dead =

Kiss The Zombie Head, 4 A Grateful Dead

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Guess Who + Kommon + 2Pac + The Dinner Is Ruined =

Guess Who's Kommon 2 Dinner.

:cheesy:

 

[brettig]

The Rolling Stones + Guns N Roses = The Stone Roses

The Lovin' Spoonful + Smashing Pumpkins + Midnight Oil = The Pumpkin Oil Spoonful

 

[Angela Harlem]

The Small Faces + Wang Chung = The Small Wang

Lovin' Spoonful + The Butthole Sufers = Lovin' The Butthole

Someone please do Tokyo Ghetto Pussy.

Or on second thought...

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Ok!

 

[brettig]

Butthole Surfers shouldn't count...its just too EASY!

 

[Northeast]

sorry to do another butthole surfer but...

Rob Zombie + Butthole surfers + Stray Cats=

Rob Zombie surfs stray cats buttholes

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

the guess who + smashing pumpkins + jane's addiction + butthole surfers =
guess who smashing jane's butthole

 

[Hewson]

Nashville Pussy + Pearl Jam =

Nashville Pearl (Where did you think I was going pervert?)

 

[Hewson]

My homage to 80's hair metal:
Ratt + Poison =

Ratt Poison

 

[Pinball Wizard]

That last one was...

Knot Warrant Ted

(SlipKnot + Warrant + Ted Nugent)

 

[EvilPezMinions]

The Police + Jimmy Eat World + Garbage + No Doubt =

The police eat garbage, no doubt.



shame on all you dirty people

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Butthole Surfers shouldn't count...its just too EASY!

Listen to the brett.



Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch + Lovin' Spoonful + The Monkees + And You Will Know Us By the Trail Of Dead + Fine Young Cannibals=

Funky Bunch of Monkee Lovin' Cannibals.

*the wizard was mysteriously killed in an accident while writing this, that police confirmed as auto-erotic asphyxiation.

 

[Hewson]

Super Furry Animals + Fun Lovin' Criminals + Fine Young Cannibals=

Super Furry Fun Lovin' Cannibals

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

kiss + the band + pink + blue oyster cult = kiss the pink oyster

 

[Hewson]

Michael Jackson + the Strokes + 10,000 Maniacs + Little Feat + Backstreet Boys =

Michael Jackson Strokes 10,000 Little Boys

 

[Hewson]

Men Without Hats + Talking Heads =

Men Without Heads
(This could have been "Men Without Buttholes", which is infinitely funnier, if there hadn't been a restriction placed on Butthole Surfers)

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

Men Without Hats + Talking Heads =

Men Without Heads
(This could have been "Men Without Buttholes", which is infinitely funnier, if there hadn't been a restriction placed on Butthole Surfers)

I think Wang Chung would have been a perfectly suitable substitute for Butthole Surfers