If prostitution were made legal, how would they advertise?

[AnnRKeyintheUSA]

Can you imagine the commercials? Ads? Signs on the sides of buses? Come up with your favorite idea for a commerical for a house of ill fame!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

WHORES 'R US

Simple but effective...

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[Justin24]

"Hi I'm Amber"

" And I am Tiffany"

"Were hot and horny and waiting for you."

"Give us a call at 1-866-yum-mcum where we can set up a date"

"Your please and fantasy will be our pleasure and fantasy as we gyrate our hips on your."

"Oops Amber, you can't say that on TV"
"hehehehe your right tiffany"

"so just give us a call, we'll be waiting"

 

[Billy Rotten]

I thought prostitution WAS legal - it's called The Pussycat Dolls.

 

[Bonochick]

Could we try not to be too explicit/gross, please? Or else this thread will be closed.

 

[U2Man]

i think they would be posting on interference.


anyway, there are countries in this world where prostitution is legal. why not just take a look at what they're doing there?

 

[Justin24]

Could we try not to be too explicit/gross, please? Or else this thread will be closed.

How about moving this into the Mrs. Pussy Delux thread???

 

[Bonochick]

Thought about it, but it's kind of mean, since the person who started it isn't premium and also is fairly new, I didn't want to come off as too sassy.

 

[Screwtape2]

People might start naming their children Industrial Lucite.

 

[cdisantis83]

In the ancient world they advertised with explicit sexual scenes outside of brothels- and it worked quite well (35 in Pompeii alone).

 

[Chizip]

he is even spraying his own groin with a pervy u2man type smile, how odd

 

[U2Man]

but he is grabbing his own butt in the pervy chizip way.

 

[Chizip]

yet his groin appears to be invisible, much like u2man's

 

[U2Man]

and he seems to lack a hot muscular torso, much like chizip.

 

[BoMac]

 

[Justin24]

Chiz Zip and U2Man which of you has the bigger Balls??

 

[BoMac]

^

 

[Chizip]

personally i dont want to know anything about u2man's balls

 

[U2Man]

Chiz Zip and U2Man which of you has the bigger Balls??

chizip. but my nuts are better working and more beautiful.

 

[Justin24]

chizip. but my nuts are better working and more beautiful.

 

[Bonochick]

We're done.