If I Were An Instrument... Let's See

[GARY#2]

Ideally, a guitar. So that someday, a consenting disease-free person, can come and pluck the perfect chord, to reverberate magic and stuff like that.

You?

What would you be?

Possibly a kazoo, for non-suggestive reasons?

Let's get some super response.

ACTION!

 

[IWasBored]

the obvious joke involves a flute.

 

[GARY#2]

Haha, I don't know what that means kind patron.

If memory serves me, I remember this one time Ace was in trouble, so I had to spring into action. We were fighting a super snake villain, I won't bore with details, but his weakness was off-key noises. Ace screamed while in the vicinity of the snakemaster, "Quick Gary fetch the Recorder!"

So I did, and Ace said "NO, gary, the instrument!"

I complied and fiddled with the instrument until the snakemaster was subdued.

Good times indeed.



ACTION!

 

[IWasBored]

beat the gong

 

[Laura M]

I would like to be a drum so I could make lots of noise

A bodhran perhaps

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

I'd like to be something like a guzheng

 

[Angela Harlem]

Sitar.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

That's a good one.

Maybe ocarina... loose bits of sound that make no sense at narrow examination, but as a whole are a harmonic masterpiece of disturbery.

 

[IWasBored]

that thing in a hard day's night that george harrison pokes at when he's in that office where the guy is talking about what kinds of shirts are in.

 

[WinnieThePoo]

yay for those four strings and Go Adam !!

bass , cause chicks dig it .

 

[AvsGirl41]

A didgeroo. *spelling*

So I could provide background ambiance to many a Croc Hunter episode.

 

[Schmeg]

A keytar.

 

[Kariann]

A guitar. Although all guitars are essentially the same instrument they can have their own unique style and personality.