I want a Hummer! - Page 3

LarryMullen's POPAngel · 08-05-2005, 10:04 AM

Um, WHY?!?!

Chizip · 08-05-2005, 10:13 AM

i have to say those things are chick magnets

a friend of one of my friends has a very nice hummer and one time we rode down to a club in it. well we got a parking spot right outside the front of the club and as soon as we pulled up all of these hot girls came up and started talking to the guy who owned the hummer. even guys came up and started talking to him about it.

i had never understood why anyone would ever want to get one until that very moment.

DrTeeth · 08-05-2005, 10:17 AM

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Originally posted by LivLuvAndBootlegMusic
I think they're a disgusting waste of resources and can't believe anyone besides military personnel would either want one or have a legit reason for buying one.

Maybe they want to be as cool as Schwarzenegger, who I believe has a total of 9 Hummers, even though he can only look stupid in one at a time.

Seriously, a Hummer is a complete waste of pretty much everything.

randhail · 08-05-2005, 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by Chizip
i have to say those things are chick magnets

a friend of one of my friends has a very nice hummer and one time we rode down to a club in it. well we got a parking spot right outside the front of the club and as soon as we pulled up all of these hot girls came up and started talking to the guy who owned the hummer. even guys came up and started talking to him about it.

i had never understood why anyone would ever want to get one until that very moment.

sounds like owning a hummer = getting hummers from superficial women

WildHoneyAlways · 08-05-2005, 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by randhail

sounds like owning a hummer = getting hummers from superficial women

Okay, I have to admit when I saw the title of this thread I thought of this kind of hummer first.

nbcrusader · 08-05-2005, 10:56 AM

H2 or H3??

LarryMullen's POPAngel · 08-05-2005, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by randhail

sounds like owning a hummer = getting hummers from superficial women

xtal · 08-05-2005, 08:47 PM

Try a Mercedes SL600. I just got one and it is be-A-U-tiful.

Chizip · 08-06-2005, 12:49 AM

you have a cadillac escalade and a mercedes SL600? impressive

xtal · 08-06-2005, 01:14 AM

Yes. The strippers get paid mighty fine up here.

impy13 · 08-06-2005, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by WildHoneyAlways

Okay, I have to admit when I saw the title of this thread I thought of this kind of hummer first.

"I'll tell you what else will be examined. This cock....

Yes, the Rhode Island Cock Society will be offering free check ups for this years Cock Awareness week. I don't know why they chose such a suggestive name; they could have just as easily gone with 'rooster'"

Chizip · 08-06-2005, 02:44 AM

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Originally posted by xtal
Yes. The strippers get paid mighty fine up here.

hmm, on june 29th you posted this

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Originally posted by xtal

For the record, if I were to watch Wanna Be A Hilton, it would make me think of Paris and her boyfriend doing the whole videotaped porn vid.
Or of Paris flashing her privates all the time.
Wanna be a Hilton? No thanks.

so apparently on june 29th you had a problem with paris flashing her privates all the time...that was just 5 weeks ago, you must have had a quick change of heart about flashing privates in order to become a stripper

then on July 15th you posted this...

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Originally posted by xtal

I'm kind of in the same predicament. I've spent my inheritance and my youth on partying and traveling. Now I'm 27, still living with family, broke, no job, and just starting school when everyone I know has graduated and is getting married.

so in three weeks, due to stripping, youve been able to afford an escalade plus a 130,000 dollar mercedes? that is quite impressive.

i need to head up to alaska and start stripping, looks like unbelievable money.

Colours4U2 · 08-06-2005, 03:38 AM

uhhh maybe she was kidding?

Colours4U2 · 08-06-2005, 05:18 AM

chiz, are you single?

Liesje · 08-06-2005, 08:04 AM

130,000 on an EXTRA car?

indra · 08-06-2005, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by MadelynIris
So, talk me into it or out of it.

Gas, emission, etc...

or livin large and in charge.

But why would you want everyone thinking you had a tiny, not very functional penis?

starsgoblue · 08-06-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by Colours4U2
chiz, are you single?

Got tired of chasing after Cassis, eh?

starsgoblue · 08-06-2005, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by WildHoneyAlways

Okay, I have to admit when I saw the title of this thread I thought of this kind of hummer first.

*guiltily raises a hand*

u2granny · 08-06-2005, 05:17 PM

So does my husband. Let's see who gets one first.

impy13 · 08-06-2005, 05:21 PM

Absolutely filthy.

Brilliant.

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Chizip Blue Crack Addict Join Date: May 2001 Location: gone Posts: 17,907 Local Time: 11:37 PM	i have to say those things are chick magnets a friend of one of my friends has a very nice hummer and one time we rode down to a club in it. well we got a parking spot right outside the front of the club and as soon as we pulled up all of these hot girls came up and started talking to the guy who owned the hummer. even guys came up and started talking to him about it. i had never understood why anyone would ever want to get one until that very moment. __________________

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impy13 ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,414 Local Time: 06:37 PM	Absolutely filthy. Brilliant. __________________

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nbcrusader Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 22,071 Local Time: 09:37 PM	H2 or H3??

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xtal War Child Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: US Posts: 834 Local Time: 09:37 PM	Try a Mercedes SL600. I just got one and it is be-A-U-tiful.

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Chizip Blue Crack Addict Join Date: May 2001 Location: gone Posts: 17,907 Local Time: 11:37 PM	you have a cadillac escalade and a mercedes SL600? impressive

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xtal War Child Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: US Posts: 834 Local Time: 09:37 PM	Yes. The strippers get paid mighty fine up here.

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Colours4U2 The Fly Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 140 Local Time: 09:37 PM	uhhh maybe she was kidding?

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Colours4U2 The Fly Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Los Angeles, Ca Posts: 140 Local Time: 09:37 PM	chiz, are you single?

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Liesje Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In the dog house Posts: 19,563 Local Time: 01:37 AM	130,000 on an EXTRA car?

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u2granny Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pious Aires, WA Posts: 15,191 Local Time: 10:37 PM	So does my husband. Let's see who gets one first.