I Slept With Two Girls Last Night!!!! Im Not Kidding!!!!

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Zoomerang96

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ok heres what happened.

we went to the city to hang out with our uni friends and so after the social we went to these girls' house for night. like the third time in the last 2 months, weve known them for a while and what not so its no big deal.

then i had some juice and i ate 1.4 pitas. it was good. i licked my lips.

ok so then it was almost time for bed and "DINA" insists that i go to her room to sleep, cause theres like 10 people in the house. im like "no, i couldnt live myself."

well one of our gross drunk friends whos a creep particularly when hes drunk was passed out in "DINA"s bed so she had to share a bed in her housemates room.

in the meantime, i drank another cup of juice.

they insisted on my presense and found me cowering in a spare cot downstairs. they tried sleeping their with me but i told them id unload the heat i was packing on their ass if they didnt stop touching me. i hate being touched.

so i said no, and i tucked them in to their own beds and told them to shove it and eat shit.

finally, they insisted, and so i went in...on the side. that wasnt good enough, they forced me into the middle! i was like "oh my stars, what am i going to tell mother?"

so then i slept there, but not before some crazy shit happened. not sexy diamond things, but weirder. like exchanging water...i wont go into this.

so anyway i slept in between two girls last night, and though i demanded their death, and i informed everyone in the house that noone would awake in the morning cause id have killed them in their sleep, i had a decent hour of sleep on the night.

at 5:45, after the one hour of sleep, i snuck out, and i drank another cup of "juice." these cups of juice contained minimal ammounts juice - they very small cups.

so then i slept on my own after that cause i didnt want to wake them.

man was that cool.

until i got home this afternoon.

mother was not impressed. im grounded for a month with no allowance.

mother also says im not allow to cover any news (im a journalist) after 5:30.

it was still worth it though!

have you ever slept in the same bed nonsexilly or sexilly with two other girls?
 
holy stars bear!

:shocked:

i want to hear about the "exchange of water" or whatever that means. is that code for the kissings?

DINA.... :drool:


way to get grounded. :wave:

:heart:
 
Zoomerang96 said:
have you ever slept in the same bed nonsexilly or sexilly with two other girls?

I used to sleep in the same bed with my best "girl" friend at home, and my best "guy" friend at home, all the time during high-school on the weekends. Coincidentally, they're both gay. And Eric still snores like a motherfucker.
 
bear...I want hard evidence

phototgraphs and satellite survalience photos
 
Well my friend Mindy and I slept over at our friend Ryans house last night, but that doesnt even count cuz hes like our best friend and it just doesnt even count like that.
 
ok, ill answer your questions now...

Screaming Flower: i will tell you once on the a what is the then there msn.

Sicy: i told her i wasnt coming home. i got grounded cause i slept with two girls.

Sweetest Thing: university of manitoba. the same university whos football team went undefeated during the regular season ( and number 1 in the country!), but lost today in the first game of the playoffs!

Calluna: there was no threeway. however, the whole point regarding three ways is very true.

Basstrap: i have no evidence to give. you have to trust me. but i can tell you this...i told "DINA" to stop touching me many times, but then she always would. then she cought onto my reverse pychology.

Ali Rose: did you sleep in the same BED?

:sexywink:
 
sweetest thing: my mother DIDNT find out, you crackjunkie. i didnt get grounded either. what kind of parents do you think i have?! im 20!!!

:sexywink:
 
Zoomerang96 said:
sweetest thing: my mother DIDNT find out, you crackjunkie. i didnt get grounded either. what kind of parents do you think i have?! im 20!!!

:sexywink:

Hey loser,

It's sarcasm. You'd think by 20 you'd be able to pick up on it. :sexywink:

And hey. You never know.

--Sweetest
 
:sexywink:

alright then.

boomcha, you sure you dont want me to kiss your eyes better? i have very pretty eyes... :sexywink:
 
Either Ive had a reallllly slow day or that actually was one of the funniest threads ive read here in ages.

This part especially took my fancy...
"oh my stars, what am i going to tell mother?"

bwahaha u silly bear :laugh:
 
I've slept non-sexilly with two other girls. Although we were all drunk enough that the fact we ended up in the same bed was probably pure coincidence and we all pretty much conked out as soon as we laid down. Although I gotta tell ya, sleeping with 2 other people is kinda a pain in the ass if you're in the middle. Absolutely no room to move.
 
Diemen said:
Although I gotta tell ya, sleeping with 2 other people is kinda a pain in the ass if you're in the middle.

oh dear :ohmy:

*kiwiporngirl slinks away*
 
Bear you rule. I have never slept with 2 girls before. You have one up on me.
Wooo
Hooo
!

Congratulations is it? I dont know what you say to someone who exchanges water. Congratulations will have to do for now.

I once slept at this guys house. His name was John or Mark or something. I really cant remember, so make up a name if you like. He was a friend of my friend I was with. Nothing happened with him cos I slept in the sofa bed and when I woke up there was a stereo in the bed next to me. I dont know how it got there.
 
Why am I not surprised this thread is asinine.

This is to much hype over nothing. I am so glad to hear you are interacting (however adolescent and queer and by queer I mean stupid it may be) with others. Maybe one day you will graduate to normal physical and social interaction with people.
 
Bear,
were there -
-any thoughts of groping?
-any thoughts of dry humping?
or
-thoughts of salivating?
or his this conduct so beneath you?:angry:

DB9
 
I have slept in the same bed as a boy and nothing happened.

I have slept in the same bed with my two best friends (we're all gals). Nothing happened.

I'm not a bearslut.
 
if i were a carpenter...and you were a lady...would you have my baby?

maybe?
 
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