i saw a melon

[ILuvLarryMullen]

so true, so true

 

[Flaming Friar Sr]

marvelous thread indeed. i wish the sun would shine though. these melons make thirsty.

 

[nbcrusader]

I don't think Mr. Red Boat has found what he is looking for

 

[melon]

Ahoy-hoy.... Red Ships of <insert gibberish here>-<insert more gibberish here>

I'm feeling rather peachy today, actually.

Melon

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

finally melon finds it.

meanwhile my thread has been ruined by a bunch of morons posting fruit (except for notiti).

melon, lets talk.

 

[Screaming Flower]

i was strangely aroused by this thread until the pictures of actual melons showed up. then i was afraid.

hold me.

 

[nbcrusader]

There may be some who were strangely aroused by the pictures of actual melons

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

im just pissed off my thread was destroyed by the mongrels of this forum.

 

[nbcrusader]

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

yes.

 

[Chizip]

what do you get when you mix up a melon?




























a lemon

get it? (because lemon is melon with the letters rearranged)

i just made that up, seriously

laugh, damnit.

 

[nbcrusader]

Mr. Red Boat is laughing - you put a smile on his face

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i am not laughing.

 

[nbcrusader]

Nothing cracks up Mr. Red Boat like a good fruit anagram joke

 

[cell]

this thread had a potential for greatness. im sorry bear. i rated it one star.

 

[melon]

Funny you mention a "melon mix-up," Mr. Chizzer. My first choice for a name was "Lemon," but it was already taken. It's just as well. I like "melon" much better.

Melon

 

[melon]

melon, lets talk.

What shall we talk about?



People ruined your thread....

1) Because they are jealous of you, having manness second only to Scott Stapp and...

2) People love me. Yes, that's right.

Melon

 

[melon]

And I will not be happy until this thread is rated five stars. Start voting now.

Melon

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

this thread had a potential for greatness. im sorry bear. i rated it one star.

i know.

*rates it five stars for melon

melon

 

[Screaming Flower]

And I will not be happy until this thread is rated five stars. Start voting now.

Melon

i tried melon, i tried.



woe.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Screaming Flower]

WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Whortense]

i don't know what people are thinking, but this is clearly a five-star thread. don't you agree, _________ whortense?

 

[Malibu Whortense]

very much, my incestuous whore.

what about you, _________ whortense?

 

[Bathtime Fun Whortense]

i have a new private message, but i can't view it. if only i were a premium member like melon?

but, yes, bitch, this is a five-star thread.

 

[GOP-Controlled Whortense]

this is an evil thread. the writer of this thread is clearly satanic.

but it is clearly a five-star thread.

xoxo

love, whortense

 

[GOP-Controlled Whortense]

*entering rating*

 

[Screaming Flower]

omg.

*5 million stars

 

[Sexual Harrassment Panda]

rarrrrrrr....

 

[Ormus]