I love the Burger King

[impy13]

A enigma with unmatched athletic prowess. Plays well on both sides of the ball. A journeyman who has made stops in Minnesota, Dallas, and Baltimore, to name a few.

He's always there for you. When you wake up. When you get in your car. When you cut down a tree.

The King is possibly the greatest person in the world right now. Even Mugatu agrees.

"He's so hot right now"

Mugatu knows it

 

[nbcrusader]

Even Ronald agrees...

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Dude, I have nightmares about the Burger King.

 

[zoney!]

Why don't you MARRY him?

 

[For Honor]

Man, he is the best. I really doenjoy all the new BK commercials


I liked it from the very beginning. Thefirst commercial of him waking up in the bed, and it being really weird, and then he pullsout his breakfast sandwich,and they all start laughing......

.......

And then the one where he's behing the tree that the lumberjackcuts, and all the football ones a great, too.

I always look forward to the next BK commercial!

 

[impy13]

Why don't you MARRY him?

I would if same sex marriages were allowed in Texas. At least you're guaranteed breakfast in bed or a nice sandwich after you've been doing some yard work.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

I hate this ad campaign. He is a freaky looking character.

And it looks like Bad Ronnie was paying a visit, nbc.

 

[elevation2u]

FAST forward 20 years impy,
you will be living in a trailer with about 18 obese, children with hamburger buns on thier heads


at least, you will be happy

 

[For Honor]

So, a McDonalds sympathizer.............. we know how to deal with people like you..........

thee BK has some opposition, apparently. Making him look bad like this......

or..... even better, to some people

 

[For Honor]

I eat at BK once in a blue moon (I finally know what that means - when there are 2 moons in one month), but I must admit that last time I went there I had there Grilled Chicken, and it wasn't that bad

 

[starsgoblue]

I refuse to eat at Burger King until that frightening apparition has been dethroned....

 

[For Honor]

you know, I just thought about it... maybe BK is really on to something here...

"wake up with the king"...



Maybe he's really refering to a higher power...
or maybe HE IS a higher power........

 

[starsgoblue]

*runs out of thread in tears of fear*

 

[ABEL]

jack in the box is better

 

[For Honor]

*runs out of thread in tears of fear*

..... I guess that falls somewhere under Section 10, so it's cool..........

 

[impy13]

jack in the box is better

Agreed. But this thread is a celebration of the King, not the food he shills.

I'm not a big fan of the food at all. But nothing beats the ad campaign. Jack's had some good commercials too, but none even hold a candle to seeing the King diving for a pass in the end zone, "going all out, putting it on the line with BK Chicken Fries"

 

[Bonochick]

The King is scary.

 

[impy13]

BC, you know you would love to wake up with the King

 

[Bonochick]

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

BC, you know you would love to wake up with the King

That would scar me for life. Seriously.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

The King is scary.

The King is a Creepy McCreeperson. He goes beyond scary.

 

[impy13]

I can see the shock at first, but the shock eventually turns to laughter...

 

[Bonochick]

He seriously could be the worst fast food mascot ever.

I miss Wendy's ranch tooth.

RANCH!!!!!

 

[impy13]

Tell me right now you don't love his gridiron heroics



TELL ME

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

The King is a Creepy McCreeperson. He goes beyond scary.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

 

[redkat]

I've never even seen The King

 

[impy13]

weebles wobble but they dont fall down

 

[elevation2u]

Sush you, shhhhhh





it is a corporate entity, controlling your mind with these "humorous" commercials, CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING TO YA???

 

[impy13]

PULP CAN MOVE BABY

 

[JessicaAnn]

BK Chicken Fries

Best. Invention. Ever.