I KNEW it!

[indra]

This was on the Sydney Morning Herald's website.

Made me laugh.

I think, therefore I am ...

December 7, 2005

A new study has found that big testicles go together with tiny brains.

The discovery, which many women may not find surprising, suggests a biological trade-off has to be made between brains and sperm.

It seems that because of the high energy demands, males can't generate large numbers of both.

Researchers, led by Dr Scott Pitnick from Syracuse University in New York, found the link between testicle and brain size after looking at more than 300 species of bats.

In many species, females are unusually promiscuous, so males have evolved enormous testicles, at the expense of their brains.

In species with rampantly promiscuous females, pea-brained males with large testicles stand a better chance of having offspring than less fertile but brainier rivals.

 

[U2democrat]

the mysteries of life are solved.

 

[Zoots]

 

[yimou]

 

[U2democrat]

The truth hurts, my friend

 

[redkat]

sooo in species with slutty women men grow larger and dumber

 

[Zoots]

I'm a freak of nature. I have BIG balls as well as BIG brains.

 

[the rockin edge]

 

[yimou]

I'm a freak of nature. I have BIG balls as well as BIG brains.

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[anitram]

Well I guess we can go rank all the balls in FYM by size now.

 

[Zoots]

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[Where'sTheLove]

sooo in species with slutty women men grow larger and dumber

that must prove the theory that women are superior

 

[AcrobatMan]

the brains in men become smaller with time

and the women become sluttier with time

..afterall sluttier women is most likely to have the more fertile guy....

i am enlightened

 

[For Honor]

makes sense though - you know, sienfeld, when george stopped worrying about sex, and got smarter?


The less I worry about sex, the more clear a mind I can have....

 

[RavenBlue]

Common sense.. that's all.

 

[prisz25]

makes sense though - you know, sienfeld, when george stopped worrying about sex, and got smarter?


The less I worry about sex, the more clear a mind I can have....

I knew this had to be scientifically proven sooner or later

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

I prefer big brains

 

[UberBeaver]

Thank God I'm a certified idiot!

 

[prisz25]

Remember boys...

Mind over Matter

 

[indra]

Common sense.. that's all.

I particularly liked the "which many women may not find surprising" bit.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

jose canseco must be a genius