I demand the TRUTH!

[Deathbear's Love Child]

Deathbear, I know you're my father. Where's my mother? What happened between the two of you? I wanna know!

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

make that TRUTH! I demand the TRUTH!

 

[HelloAngel]

turth! thrust! girth!

all very exciting prospects for discussion!

please carry on!!!

 

[Deathbear's Wife]

I thought I was the mother.

 

[Sicy]

I'm the mistress.

You are my bastard child.

 

[HelloAngel]

[No message]

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

I'm sorry mom...dad was a whore.

Why'd you give me up mom? Not good enough for you> How am I supposed to learn the ways of deathbear if no one is around to teach me?

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

So who's Really my mom? I demand truth! I deman justice! I demand benediction! I demand to become heir(ess) to the deathbear legacy and fill these boards with as much spam as bearly possible until I nearly get banned.

 

[Deathbear's Wife]

You were just born today, when the hell was I supposed to teach you?

You're not even my kid anyway.

Your father slept with that Fly Girl B****.

 

[Sicy]

That's right.

Back off wifey.
Get back in the closet.

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

Where's my father. I demand to speak to him.

 

[Bonochick]

[No message]

 

[Anthony]

You can't handle the truth!

Ant.

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

Originally posted by Deathbear's Love Child:
Where's my father. I demand to speak to him.

You are a milkshake, you poor bastard



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The FIRST and ONLY Banana

 

[The_Sweetest_Thing]

Originally posted by Deathbear's Fly Girl:
That's right.
Back off wifey.
Get back in the closet.

[This message has been edited by The_Sweetest_Thing (edited 04-11-2002).]

 

[Zoomerang96]

id be lieing if i said i wasnt at least slightly puzzled by todays events at lemonade stand in the www.interference.com feedback sector.

ive said it once and ill say it again

resuit

all of this attention wont be good for my ego, you know that. dont play with fire.

your not my son or daughter, you with the moniker.i do not even exist in your realm, obviously a non-existant un-being cant produce something as treachery-inducing, vomit-ifying as yourself.

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-deathbear

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
id be lieing

The correct spelling of the word is "lying"

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

I am not a figment of your imagination. I have not come here to torture you. I am your spawn...I do exist in your realm. I am existant, a being. You produced me, as treachery-inducing or vomit-ifying as I may be, you must acknowledge it and take credit for your latest work.


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-spawn of deathbear

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

Originally posted by LOVE MUSCLE:
You are a milkshake, you poor bastard

Lovey Muscles - I don't understand. Milkshake?



[This message has been edited by Deathbear's Love Child (edited 04-11-2002).]

 

[wannabe]

Originally posted by Zoomerang96:
resuit

time to find some hills to run to

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

Originally posted by Deathbear's Love Child:
Lovey Muscles - I don't understand. Milkshake?

[This message has been edited by Deathbear's Love Child (edited 04-11-2002).]

Okay, one of your parents was a whore, the other is everyone else. A milkshake of every flavor.



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BANANA-friendly

 

[joyfulgirl]

Originally posted by Anthony:
You can't handle the truth!

Ant.

heh heh..I got it.

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

Originally posted by LOVE MUSCLE:
Okay, one of your parents was a whore, the other is everyone else. A milkshake of every flavor.

Oh. I got it. My parents have been around the block a few times, eh?

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

Someone has MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder)... could her name be

SYBIL!?

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

I feel the only one truly suffering from MPD is deathbear himself. It's a shame, really, as I will one day inherit this as well. Damn genetics.

Father, where for art thou?

 

[Sicy]

He's disowned your ass.

You're nothing but a bastard pest.
And dont you forget it.

 

[zonelistener]

Originally posted by Deathbear's Fly Girl:
He's disowned your ass.

You're nothing but a bastard pest.
And dont you forget it.

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

First my father disowns me, then my apparent mother calls me a bastard pest.....

At least I'm not the whore. I didn't sleep with deathbear, Arabian Pre-Packaged Bear, Red Ships, Cow of the Seas, etc..


so which one IS my father? I'd love to know which one you picked.

 

[zonelistener]

Originally posted by Deathbear's Love Child:
First my father disowns me, then my apparent mother calls me a bastard pest.....

At least I'm not the whore. I didn't sleep with deathbear, Arabian Pre-Packaged Bear, Red Ships, Cow of the Seas, etc..


so which one IS my father? I'd love to know which one you picked.

Um, let it die......

I think it was a bit of an un-Immaculate conception with The_Sweetest_Thing!

 

[Deathbear's Love Child]

Shhhhh....

and it got Deathbear to quiet down a least, no?