"I confused it with the chicken’s neck"

[ylimeU2]

How in the hell someone could make a mistake like this, I'll never understand.

Romanian cuts off penis; dog eats it

Elderly man mistook organ for chicken head, news agency says
Updated: 11:27 a.m. ET Oct. 4, 2004BUCHAREST, Romania -

A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

It said 67-year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

“I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

From here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6173286/

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

How come all these whacky events seem to always take place in Romania??

 

[ShellBeThere]

whacky..
Romania is a very dark place, my evil grandmother was from there.
This is not a good place to set out for sleep from...

I'll go check out the yahoo frontpage and see if elton john still feels 'unimpressed' by madonna, seems to fit here somehow...

g'night

 

[ABEL]

 

[AvsGirl41]

I know Romania's got problems, but this is ridiculous!

 

[A_Wanderer]

The better question is what situation could allow you to mistake a dead chicken for your own penis. I mean was he preparing a stew in a bathtub or was he just sitting on the damn thing?

 

[saltwaterkiss26]

 

[A_Wanderer]

Sometimes I just shouldnt use words.

 

[bammo2]

 

[Mullen-Girl]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

you stole my I/O thread and bastardized it into your own Lemonade Stand thread

 

[dandy]

and i thought i'd been having troubles recently...

perhaps he should consider vegetarianism?

 

[nbcrusader]

I guess you should never cook in the nude.

 

[forbonou2]

Sad, very sad! I'm thinking it would be best if he got another dog! lol!

 

[Muggsy]

but ... didn't he feel anything when he cut off his own penis??!!!! that's so weird

 

[u2granny]

Turkey neck maybe but chicken neck?

 

[ShellBeThere]

Sometimes I just shouldnt use words.

 

[ylimeU2]

you stole my I/O thread and bastardized it into your own Lemonade Stand thread

Sorry.

I don't go into IO, so I missed it there. I realize now I should have done a search for men who mistake their penises for a chicken neck before I posted it here.

 

[JessicaAnn]

I realize now I should have done a search for men who mistake their penises for a chicken neck before I posted it here.

 

[MissMaCo]

 

[JessicaAnn]

I want to say something but it's highly inappropriate and risque.

 

[nbcrusader]

Go for it!

 

[JessicaAnn]

But there's young 'uns around

 

[MissMaCo]

i'm 24 : old enough : i'm ready to hear you !

 

[JessicaAnn]

Umm ...





















You know the chicken that got away. Well, I wonder if he decided to choke the chicken to get revenge.

 

[Tomer]

you dont understand because you dont have a penis

 

[dandy]

 

[JessicaAnn]

you dont understand because you dont have a penis

 

[Justified]

oddly enough news on Yahoo! is my favorite!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

perhaps he thought it was a game cock

cross forum jokes rule!