3 hours of math and here's all i learned
Red Ships of Scalla-Festa said:
the quickest way from point a to point b is a straight line.
you're exerting extra energy.
next time you're involved with smelling those magic markers that have scents (you know what i mean, the pink ones are the best) don't color on your upper lip. it's completely unattractive. and that may be the reason why you're attracting pub(e) now, because maybe he's into that sort of thing.
but dear bear dear bear, you will one day grow up and want stability in your life. wednesdays you golf with the neighbor, saturdays you paint with the wife. ice cream socials with the kiddies and donor kebabs once every two weeks (health concerns). going out with your special little lady and doing the ronald under the stars while the nanny stays in your home watching your television and eating your food. that's $10 an hour plus needs my friend. but it will be worth it you you, you love struck fool. for your perfect 9 to 5 job gives you great benefits - even dental! and what will coloring on your upper lip for the rest of your life? none of those fine things my friend.
coloring on your lip you may have a fling now, but after pub(e) who will love you? not i, not thom, not even your own doberman. you will lead a multi-colored lip life alone. the kiddies in town will call you "lippy mcliperson" and run when they smell your kiwi, watermelon, cinnamon, and black licorice stench. you will have a regular corner in the local pub where the bartender knows you only as "jack" because you only drink jack and cokes. you will play solitaire but never finish because you refuse to cheat and check cards underneath.
now tell me dear bear dear bear, which do you choose?
deathbear 
