I almost spent News Years Eve alone until I concocted a scheme..

[diamond]

The setting -
A ritzy club in Scottsdale Az.

The time -
11:00pm an hour before midnight.

The situation-
Im there w some buddies that are pairing off w ladies.
The Jazz band is playing well, lovely ambiance..nice evening
Im starting to get antsy, feeling like a 5th wheel, I realize that in less than an hr. I may be standing alone at the stroke of midnite
Oh dear.
I have a flash of brillance..
I grabbed a marker from the hosttess and print in BOLD letters.."UN-ESCORTED" on a red piece of paper and attach it to my torso.
I stare blankly into oblivion as eligible ladies walk by.
A few songs later, a sexy rips off the sign and says-"Youre not anymore!"
Like an "electrical storm",we usher in the New Year together

End of story.
DiamondNonfiction.

Diamond

 

[bonosloveslave]

Meow.....

Glad you found someone to ring the New Year in with diamond

We missed it, us old farts started Minority Report at 11pm and forgot to stop the dvd to watch the ball drop. Oh well

 

[meegannie]

I was on the phone with my fiance. I kept him up until almost 7am his time.

 

[Bonochick]

I was on the phone with my fiance. I kept him up until almost 7am his time.

John and I talked from 11:30 until a little after midnight...we were both really tired.

Then I ended up staying awake until 6:30 in the morning anyway though...figures!

 

[BAW]

very creative

 

[nbcrusader]

Quick thinking Diamond!!

We ended up camping with the kids. By camping, I mean E-Z camping - sleeping bags in the living room, fire in the fireplace. The kids think its a big adventure. We were out by 8:15 (our kids are usually in be by 7:30).

I think I heard neighbors yelling happy New Year when I was putting some more wood on the fire.

 

[joyfulgirl]

I had sushi and sake with friends.

And threw it all up in the parking lot an hour later.

 

[Angel]

oh joyfulgirl!

 

[ghetofabu]

ouch.

 

[pub crawler]

joyfulgirl, was it the sushi, or the sake?

 

[joyfulgirl]

I think it was the sake on an empty stomach. I don't drink much, and actually had very little sake, but it seemed to trigger something. We all ate the same sushi and I was the only one who got sick, so it was probably just me. Maybe a food allergy or something. I got sick too quickly for it to be salmonella. Anyway, I was fine after it all came up. It was just a little shocking--I haven't thrown up in YEARS--let alone in public!

 

[Zoomerang96]

i had unprotected sex with a dozen or so prostitutes, snorted crack, shot booze and came to realize that this world is full of cracks, and that life is something of a cycle, and that mankind keeps making the same essential mistakes over and over again, and then i

 

[Screaming Flower]

what a coincidence bear. that's exactly what i did except after that i

 

[ouizy]

Great story Diamoond you stud.


Nice "pull"

 

[meegannie]

"pull"

 

[CannibalisticArtist]

i was sulking there for a couple of minutes past midnight with all hope lost, then a girl that i liked and haven't seen for ages sneaks up behind me and suprised me with one. it was a great 5 minutes of smoooching.

 

[ghetofabu]

and actually had very little sake,

with sake that is all it takes sometimes.

 

[meegannie]

I've never had sake. What does it taste like?

 

[hiphop]

I was trying Sake first time when I was 6 y.o., in Japan. Its ok.

 

[joyfulgirl]

with sake that is all it takes sometimes.

Apparently

meegannie -- it's hard to describe the taste (or any taste). I usually order it warm and it seems like a pretty mild alcholic beverage to me, but for some reason I had a violent reaction to it this time. I like it, though. Nice and warm on a cold winter's night but like most alcoholic beverages, is probably an acquired taste.

 

[bonosloveslave]

what a coincidence bear. that's exactly what i did except after that i

Where have I been - is Cow of the Seas our favorite deathbear?

 

[pub crawler]

I don't particularly care for sake, although I will drink it if someone else at the table orders it.

 

[pub crawler]

Oh, and joyfulgirl, I asked if it was the sushi or sake that made you sick because I'm a big sushi eater, and I know a lot of people are afraid to eat raw fish, but I really believe it's safe to eat (as long as you eat somewhere that's reasonably busy and hence the fish hasn't been sitting around for days).

 

[Mrs. Edge]

On the topic of sushi, once one of the members of the Board of a company I worked for, took me out to a VERY expensive Japanese restaurant, and got me an entire Sushi Boat, plus those salmon skin things, and noodle soup and something else. It was the first time I had raw eel, cuttlefish, and who knows what else. Because I was a guest, and it was expensive, I made myself eat the entire thing. It must have been about 30 pieces of sushi.

I was so sick an hour later....I had to go and watch an outdoor ballet performance, and wound up barfing into the garbage can, in front of EVERYONE. Nothing is more humiliating than vomiting into a garbage recepticle in public.

I have not eaten sushi since....

 

[Like O2]

I grabbed a marker from the hosttess and print in BOLD letters.."UN-ESCORTED" on a red piece of paper and attach it to my torso.
I stare blankly into oblivion as eligible ladies walk by.

Diamond = the Roxbury guys!

I had a great New Years, we took the kids to dinner and a movie, home by about 11:00 to shoot fireworks and drink some bubbly, it was a great night!

 

[diamond]

im concerned w the disproportionate amount of female-interferencers who are turning out to b closet-lushes..


to the rest of u members that responded, good bad or indiffernt-

: plez
:shut up
thank u-
DB9