Hole of Horcum Superthread

[Axver]

I've always believed Sri Lanka is the perfect timezone for all test cricket.

Days play starts about 5pm NZT and stumps around about midnight. I call that perfect.

3pm to 10pm for me. Yeah, that works rather well.

 

[Axver]

GIGANTOR MOTHERFUCKING 8000

GIGANTOR MOTHERFUCKING 8000 ON A SPRING?

 

[coolian2]

GIGANTOR MOTHERFUCKING 8000 ON A SPRING?

GIGANTOR MOTHERFUCKING 8000 ON A POGO STICK

 

[coolian2]

I do that all the time during winter.

Something about stale air that drives me insane.

 

[coolian2]

I'm on track for like 400 posts in this thread, lol

 

[Axver]

Something about stale air that drives me insane.

Yep.

Something about Greg Chappell drives me insane too. Guess who was just brought into the commentary box.

 

[coolian2]

By way of comparison, i registered on another forum in December 2003, and have made 13,693 posts there at 8.58 a day.

March 2006 and 8004 posts at 10.46 a day.


Stats ftw.

 

[coolian2]

Yep.

Something about Greg Chappell drives me insane too. Guess who was just brought into the commentary box.

Friends! Cunts! Romanrymen!



</12th man>

 

[Axver]

By way of comparison, i registered on another forum in December 2003, and have made 13,693 posts there at 8.58 a day.

March 2006 and 8004 posts at 10.46 a day.


Stats ftw.

And how many were you on pre-postwhorehouse?

 

[coolian2]

And how many were you on pre-postwhorehouse?

Something similar to Vazza, about 2200 or so.

Brilliance.

 

[Axver]

I must admit, although I've heard the praises of The 12th Man sung regularly, I've never looked into it.

 

[coolian2]

It's worth at least one listen.

 

[Axver]

Something similar to Vazza, about 2200 or so.

Brilliance.

I estimate I've put on about 11,000 posts in the postwhorehouse's history.

 

[Alisaura]

I was at this engagement party today... Ax would have loved this house, there's a train line right over the back fence...

Can't stick around...

 

[coolian2]

Hi Ali



Bye Ali

 

[coolian2]

lol, i was about to ask what the score is in the cricket when i remembered i already know

 

[Axver]

Hello/have a good one, Ali!

Ax would have loved this house, there's a train line right over the back fence...

I used to live by the Robina railway line on the Gold Coast and could see the trains from my bedroom.

 

[Axver]

lol, i was about to ask what the score is in the cricket when i remembered i already know

This is pretty good. After such a quick start, Punjab's fighting back.

The cheesy Indian music being played whenever there's a wicket or a big shot is cracking me up.

 

[coolian2]

Hello/have a good one, Ali!





I used to live by the Robina railway line on the Gold Coast and could see the trains from my bedroom.

I was about to make a wanking/going blind joke.

 

[coolian2]

This is pretty good. After such a quick start, Punjab's fighting back.

The cheesy Indian music being played whenever there's a wicket or a big shot is cracking me up.

I have to see this competition.

There is something that cracks me up about India big time.

 

[Axver]

India's a great argument for cricket though.

Cricket: over a billion Indians can't be wrong!

 

[coolian2]

Ok, i'm now wearing

A sweater
A football jersey*
A t-shirt
Track pants
Football socks (One Wigan, one Chelsea...wtf)*


*=denotes things i've just put on.



And still i refuse to shut my window. I need an electric blanket.

 

[Axver]

I was about to make a wanking/going blind joke.

Lawlz, Ian, lawlz.

 

[coolian2]

India's a great argument for cricket though.

Cricket: over a billion Indians can't be wrong!

I love how they burn effigies and have cricketers in dodgy Bollywood films and bizarre advertising.

It's great.

 

[coolian2]

Lawlz, Ian, lawlz.

I stopped because i couldn't decide if it would be in poor taste, seen as just nasty or not phrased cleverly enough to be really funny.

 

[Axver]

LATE NIGHT TV ADS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY.

In between ads for shitty shows like Biggest Loser and Big Bother, Channel 10's got dating ads.

"Are you BORED? Do you want to meet GIRLS? Text 'flirt' to 12415264567!"

 

[Axver]

I love how they burn effigies and have cricketers in dodgy Bollywood films and bizarre advertising.

It's great.

Whoever said cricket's boring!

Speaking of which, damn this game's going well. Some lovely shots. Hussey's on form.

 

[Axver]

Fuck, 50 partnership off 24 balls.

 

[coolian2]

LATE NIGHT TV ADS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY.

In between ads for shitty shows like Biggest Loser and Big Bother, Channel 10's got dating ads.

"Are you BORED? Do you want to meet GIRLS? Text 'flirt' to 12415264567!"

We get these great ones during Seinfeld.

Do you like blondes? Text 'blonde' to 4747
Or how about teens? Text 'teen' to 4747

.....on and on it goes, and then....

Don't forget about our nasty ladies! Text 'nasty' to 4747


All with dodgy midi sounding music in the background. I always laugh.

 

[coolian2]

Something i just replied to on another forum

Your a idiot

Alright Horcum. You have five seconds to point out the number of funny things about this quote.