|06-26-2005, 08:54 PM||#21|
Rock n' Roll Doggie
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In the late 70s, early 80's...
Local Time: 12:24 PM
Why did the boy fall off the swing? Somone threw a fridge at him.
Why did the plane crash? The piolit was a piece of toast.
Why did the girl fall off the skateboard? It had no wheels. (I've never quite got this one)
Why did the fridge fall over? Somone threw a boy on a bike at it.
What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard.
How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill.
Whats Green and looks like a bucket? A Green Bucket?
Whats red and looks like a bucket? A Red Bucket in disguise.
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