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Old 06-26-2005, 08:54 PM   #21
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Originally posted by sindaddy
What's brown and sticky?
a stick
This joke always, without fail turns any joke telling sequence into a downward spiral... The following jokes will then be, in order...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Somone threw a fridge at him.
Why did the plane crash? The piolit was a piece of toast.
Why did the girl fall off the skateboard? It had no wheels. (I've never quite got this one)
Why did the fridge fall over? Somone threw a boy on a bike at it.
What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested custard.
How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill.
Whats Green and looks like a bucket? A Green Bucket?
Whats red and looks like a bucket? A Red Bucket in disguise.

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