Hey Kids, What Time Is It?

[cujo]

Not Howdy Doody Time I'm afraid.

It's Time for Who's My Favorite Moderator!!!

APPLAUSE

(read the sign people).

OVATION

OBSCENE GESTURING

SILENCE

Hello everyone, and welcome to another exciting round of your favorite game... Who's My Favorite Moderator?

The rules are simple, a contestant (could be any one or multiples of you) comes up dressed in a ridiculous outfit (clothes are optional) and they try to guess which member of team interference tickles my fancy. The catch is, is that it changes from minute to minute... a wild card decision it is. Audience opinion is allowed, but not suggested... just don't get distracted by my Lumberjack models holding up these fantastic prizes...

An incomplete dinette set with matching police caution tape.

The Die Hard Trilogy box... movies not included.

My collection of porcelain dolls of famous comedians... Bobcat Paperweight included!!!

So who wants to step up first for their chances of prizes of fun in Canadian funds?

Who is it?

Who is My Favorite Moderator?

APPLAUSE

BOOING

COMMERCIAL BREAK.

 

[IWasBored]

we'll find out after these messages


ok ladies and gentlemen, we're back! could cujo's favourite mod at this very point in time be...

*drum roll*

scrap the drum roll, it's been done too many times...

*cue ominious music*

no, ominous music is too tasteful

*cue some other cheesy suspense technique*

ha! you fool! this IS a cheesy suspense technique!

we'll be back after these messages...


could cujo's favourite mod at this very point in time be...

lilly?

 

[cujo]

Honorable try.

But no dice.

The dinette set is still up for grabs!

 

[IWasBored]

*exactly 7 more minutes of commercials*


salome?

 

[Lilly]

what will i be if not cujo's favorite mod.

















what...oh what....

 

[cujo]

Incomplete.

Next!!!

 

[IWasBored]

*jeopardy music*

do de do do do de do do de do do di di di di di di di do de do do do de do di di di di di de do

 

[Salome]

the one who closes this thread gets my vote

 

[Angela Harlem]

Ask not what you can do for your moderator, but what your moderator can do for you!!