Hey guys

[Kieran McConville]

Yeah, hey!

Hey, yeah. I'm chilling in my oversized white pants and spats, I'm hanging, guys. I'm sipping a martini. I'm in the groove, guys.

Guys, hey, guys.
Guys

Hey, hey, hey.

Guys, do you care to join me for a spot of lawn crouquet (really, is there any other kind, haha)?

It will be fun, I promise. We can even bring our martinis with us.

Guys.

HEY! guys.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Guys, I forgot to add that during our croquet game we'll be listening to some extremely angry metal, and wearing animal masks.

 

[Zoomerang96]

kieran, any truth to the rumour that you're opening an amusement/theme park in the near future?

apparently the theme is rather... unwholesome, and particularly unappealing to nearly anyone who has a sense of decensy. care to elaborate?

 

[Kieran McConville]

kieran, any truth to the rumour that you're opening an amusement/theme park in the near future?

apparently the theme is rather... unwholesome, and particularly unappealing to nearly anyone who has a sense of decensy. care to elaborate?

Why do you judge me?

Why do you assume you know where it's at? I don't tell people about your basement, man.

 

[u2popmofo]

Kieran, if we played croquette on horses, would we be playing polo? Teach me this lesson.

 

[Carek1230]

Kieran, if we played croquette on horses, would we be playing polo?

not if extremely angry metal is played, and the wearing animal masks disqualifies this completely as polo. Sorry to be the bearer of such news.

 

[u2popmofo]

Even if I wore a polo shirt?

 

[Carek1230]

a polo shirt.....

 

[Angela Harlem]

kieran has a collection of lacoste shirts. dontchya, kieran. all manner of fine stripes, eh kieran? and pastel colours. right kieran????? mofo may have a collection as well...

 

[Kieran McConville]

Guys, I totally think we should start a crouquet game right now.

I'm wearing a pastel pink polo shirt and sipping a martini, guys, whilst smoking an asbestos cigarette and playing fetch with my dog Stuart.

 

[gvox]

Dear Kieran,

I took the plunge, and read your blog. I have been changed irreparably.

I'm not sure whether to thank you, or kill you. Can you help?

Sincerely,

Me

 

[zonelistener]

kieran has a collection of lacoste shirts. dontchya, kieran. all manner of fine stripes, eh kieran? and pastel colours. right kieran????? mofo may have a collection as well...

I KNEW Mofo and I had something in common.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Dear Kieran,

I took the plunge, and read your blog. I have been changed irreparably.

I'm not sure whether to thank you, or kill you. Can you help?

Sincerely,

Me

Kill me.

 

[melon]

Why do you judge me?

Why do you assume you know where it's at? I don't tell people about your basement, man.

I believe that Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch is up for sale.

 

[Zoomerang96]

Why do you judge me?

Why do you assume you know where it's at? I don't tell people about your basement, man.

that's totally beside the point.

why don't you just answer my question. people are, quite literally, dieing to know.

 

[Kieran McConville]

People are dying because you keep killing them, zoomerang96. In, you know, your basement.

That's hardly my fault, now is it?

 

[Kieran McConville]

This just in, guys:

Reuters/AP/Ted Connors: Zoomerang96 beats out Heart Disease as Europe's No. 1 Killer.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

that's totally beside the point.

why don't you just answer my question. people are, quite literally, dieing to know.

that spelling guru with the weird name and all the robes just called me to tell me that you spelled dying wrong.

 

[Zoomerang96]

that spelling guru with the weird name and all the robes just called me to tell me that you spelled dying wrong.

i realised that the second i posted it.

i no longer use firefox to browse, and so now there's nothing to remind me when i spell words incorrectly.

be on the lookout for further spelling travesties in the near future.

 

[Zoomerang96]

This just in, guys:

Reuters/AP/Ted Connors: Zoomerang96 beats out Heart Disease as Europe's No. 1 Killer.

why do you keep talking about me, when the question - a very pointed and direct question, if i might add - was entirely about you?

WHEN WILL YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR "AMUSEMENT" PARK?

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

hey guys, i hope im not out of line here, but do any of you ever get beer farts? I've had a pretty awful case of beer farts for three days now and im not exactly sure how to get rid of them. Maybe i should start my own thread asking this very question.

 

[melon]

I've had a pretty awful case of beer farts for three days now and im not exactly sure how to get rid of them. Maybe i should start my own thread asking this very question.

Maybe you could ask the Big Hug Thread.

, guys.

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

 

[Zoomerang96]

garrison + melon

 

[Mrs. Garrison]

Zoomerang69, quit adding stars to this thread, those of us that know....know that the more stars a thread gets the less cool it really is. Here.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Let us together hug each other, tight - really tight. I'm picturing a boa constricter.

 

[u2popmofo]

Sooooooo cute!!!!!!

 

[gvox]

Uh, no, that's not cute, it's incredibly stupid.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Well gvox, maybe it's not stupid. The level of familiarity being expressed in that photo implies that perhaps the kid has a long-standing acquaintance with the reptile, perhaps enough to handle it quite skilfully.

Not that I'd know or anything.

My main reaction is 'oh jesus, oh jesus, oh jesus'. But that's only because I am scared of snakes.

 

[Kieran McConville]

And look on the bright side, at least he's not using the skull of a dead child as a bong.