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[dazzlingamy]

well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!

[cobl04]

Originally posted by dazzlingamy
well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!

No offence, but that was a pretty funny story

What a prick though! At least have the decency to say...

[Acrobat Angel]

Originally posted by dazzlingamy
well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!

but i think i would of died if that ever happened to me...

[indra]

Originally posted by blueeyedgirl
Indra, what exactly were you doing when you found this?????

Well... I was thinking I should probably look for a part time job, so I ask myself "what do I like to do?"

Originally posted by dazzlingamy
well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!

Now that is a hilarious story!

[LMP]

Originally posted by dazzlingamy
well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!

That reminds me of the time when my friends put maxi pads in my hoodie for a day and I had absolutely no clue.

[mysterious_jen]

Originally posted by dazzlingamy
well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!

OMG . that is hillarious but sucks for you .

[intedomine]

Originally posted by dazzlingamy
well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!

ClassiC

[fly so high!]

Originally posted by indra




And does "Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?" mean you get set up with a real live hooker? Or does it mean you become the "pro"?

Yeah...I'm not sure what they mean by that either

DazzlingAmy....that story is GOLD!

[Axver]

Amy, that is easily one of the best stories told on Interference for a LONG time.

[unico]

Originally posted by dazzlingamy
well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!

[LemonMelon]

Originally posted by cinnaminson


You're never to young to get some on the job experience for upcoming positions!

How does this thread not have a 5 star rating? This is the greatest job I've ever heard of! I wonder what the hours are...probably night shift.

[blueeyedgirl]

Is Australia the greatest country in the world, or what!

[Shag On A Rock]

Originally posted by dazzlingamy
well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!

Brilliant!