Hello Mofo

[cujo]

Since you're a little under weather, I thought I would give you the grandest of holiday gestures.

A rendition of Lionel Richie's classic (without a karaoke net)... Hello, Is it me you're looking for? Yes. An afternoon serenade. Just like old times... for other people.

Everyone say Hello.

Hello.

Yes. Now.

Thanks.



Get well. Get well soon. We want you to get well.

For the cake.

 

[u2popmofo]

Oh, thank you so much. I will be sure to cough and blow my nose just for you for the next hour.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more blowing my nose.

 

[cujo]

He WANTS you.

(to get well)

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Mofo, I am blowing my nose and coughing just for you.

 

[IWasBored]

i shaill PM you the rest of the roll of toilet paper i stole from the bathroom when i last had a cold. i just have to figure out how to send it through the computer...

 

[u2popmofo]

Lionel is so much hotter than his daughter. He should change his name to Lionel Sexy.

 

[cujo]

Lionel knows a sure fire cure to clear your head

cold.

(to get well)

 

[u2popmofo]

My mucous is pretty happy at that thought.

It's slick to be sick.

 

[cujo]

He should change his name to Lionel Sexy.

That is his German name.

Just as Hasselhoff is spelled with two t's.

 

[JessicaAnn]

I hope you feel better so that you can start dancing on the ceiling again. Oh what a feeling.

 

[u2popmofo]

I'd like to be hassled by Hasselhoff, but that's just me.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

My mucous is pretty happy at that thought.

It's slick to be sick.

maybe I should tell that to myself right now.

 

[u2popmofo]

This has become the hottest thread ever. This is like PLEBA for me or something.

I just coughed a ton.

 

[BAW]

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Sick bunch of whores.

P.S. What can I get for 10 dollars?

 

[u2popmofo]

Sick bunch of whores.

P.S. What can I get for 10 dollars?

 

[cujo]

Mack-illa Ho-rilla?!

Serious... I'm really going this time.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Meka-leka-hi-meka-heinie-ho

 

[u2popmofo]

Wesley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JessicaAnn]

Who's the boss?

Tony Danza, of course

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Meka-leka-hi-meka-heinie-ho

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

<---cujo

mofo--->

 

[AvsGirl41]

Sexual solicitation is illegal here, folks.

 

[Zoomerang96]

happy birthday, mofo!

 

[Bunbury]

You ill popmofo??

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

no he's deliriously happy

 

[Bunbury]

better!

 

[cujo]

no he's deliriously happy

Wouldn't you be if someone said Hello to you?

Hello yertle.

 

[u2popmofo]

I'm still sick today. I need FAR MORE sickness wishes. You dudes and dudettes didnt heal me at all. Thanks for NOTHING!!!!!!!

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

tsk.

have you not been touched with healing hands?