Have a very Zed day

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Zedbetty

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So are you hanging out for the new Harry Potter book? Or just kicking back watching the Osbournes? Or maybe even doing a bit of gardening with martha Stewart?

Perchance even waiting for Godot? Whatever you're doing, you probably occasionally lose the will to live. But that's ok.

As long as you have a very Zed day, you'll be alright. So take time out every day to tell yourself:

Every day in every way
I am getting better and better
and better
so help me God.

I am attractive and successful
and fitter and happier in a shot-of-baby-smiling-in-back-seat kind of way
And goshdarnit, people like me
Yes they do!
At least I think they probably do.

And even if they don't they have nothing on me
they just want to get home and attend to their
heroin
addiction
and really, they aren't half as rich and successful
as they appear to be
and even if they are, I know who they are having an affair with
and what's more I have
a great urge to eat you alive.
Amen.
 
Is this a daily affirmation Zed?

I don't think I can make that kind of commitment... how about weekly?

Monthly installments? Ron Popeil has a similar offer.
 
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