happy birthday...plllanet earth

[Basstrap]

that's right, kids
this day 4,500,000,321 years ago the earth came into being.

I've being doing my part all day by crying all my tears of rejection into the soil, which makes for good fertilizer

 

[~LadyLemon~]

How you doin'?

 

[tiny dancer]

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

what

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

 

[DaveC]

poop on the cows

i hear that mother nature gets her rocks off from that kind of thing

 

[Zoomerang96]

little did mother nature realize how she'd harm this little piece of sunshine BY ALLOWING 1917 TO HAPPEN!!!!!! SHE ALLOWED 1917 TO HAPPEN, BASSTRAP!!!!!!!! WHY'D SHE LET IT HAPPEN?!!??!?!??! WHY!!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!

 

[Basstrap]

I think she was whoring herself out to Father Time and the three ghosts of Christmas when that year slipped by

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

I think despite the romanticism of the Romanovs, Russia was better off after the events of 1917. While the socialist state was bound to collapse because Russia never did quite get the finances to sustain such an ideology, it did give them a pretty decent run as a superpower after 1945.

 

[ZeroDude]

^
Some sense atlast

 

[JessicaAnn]

little did mother nature realize how she'd harm this little piece of sunshine BY ALLOWING 1917 TO HAPPEN!!!!!! SHE ALLOWED 1917 TO HAPPEN, BASSTRAP!!!!!!!! WHY'D SHE LET IT HAPPEN?!!??!?!??! WHY!!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!

There is no why.