Gosh, doesnt it suck sometimes, to be a woman?????!!!!!!!!!

[mad1]

Im talking about the days when:

*Ur make-up doesnt go on right, esp if your rushing and without it, you 'dont seem to pull' or pple tell you you just plaster it on more (ur mum) when thats NOT what you want!

*Your skin can still be shitty on those shitty times and moments, and u wanna cry!

*trying to find the right stylish clothes to wear or fit - something you know you would suit and its never out there, or its shit material that hangs! And we all cant afford expansive tings daaaaarling!

*HAIR!!! the biggest hassle to women ever!
I HATE it when you walk out of hairdressers with it perfect, not a hair sticking out, and they do it sooooo prefessionally and when you try yourself u feel like uve slid trought a mudhole backwards and ran trough a furnace and it wont sit styled!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So u tink, fuk it!!!!!

*Boobs bums and legs - We are never satisfied are we? My bum looks to big! My legs are not long enough! Urgh, I hear it all the time.....shame only some of us accept ourselves and stuff any men who are fussy after perfection..........lets give them a perfect blow-up doll for their 'oh so perfect' lives....

*WRINKLES!!! do u run at the sight of one? I know at 25 I do, but they're laughter wrinkles.........

and finally *MEN!!!!!!!!!! who needs em? WE spend more time in the kitchen CLEANING while they sit sloppy on the couch, scratchin their little James while hogging the damn remote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok Im not speaking for everyone here, I am speaking for my sufferin!!!!!


its been 3 bad weeks for me, what else can go wrong eh??????? Will a big dark stranger capture me in the night and lock me in his coal hole for 90 days while he stands outside flashing his bits and being a dirty pervert in general??????? Ugh! No...I dont tink Diamond Bruno would do that, do u?????




just kidded D....


anyone else wanna let off steam?????

[This message has been edited by mad1 (edited 12-11-2001).]

[bono-vox]

Mad1 dont worry im sure you look great, anyway you think 3 weks is bad, ive looked a mess al my life

And if the hair is a problem, wear a hat, its winter

Make-up, nah, do without

Or if alle lse fails put a paper bag over your head..hehe im only kidding im sure you look fine

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[Bonochick]

[Hewson]

Maddie...you look great today (as always), and you have the uncanny ability to put smiles on peoples faces...not even DB9 would lock away someone with that attribute.

[Klodomir]

Actually, I'm happy to be a woman. Especially during this season with all the parties and men tripping over themselves to score. You can string them along all night and then let them go home alone. I like feeling superior. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[mad1]

Sorry Hewson, its just hard to be me I think...


I dislike my image and feel unattractive towards guys just......

im a sad lass, such a sad lonely lass...........

[Gina Marie]

Originally posted by Hewson:
Maddie...you look great today (as always), and you have the uncanny ability to put smiles on peoples faces

I'll have to agree with this.

But I know just what you're saying Maddie-my hair is driving me INSANE right now.

And I never think I look good enough.

[unforgettableFOXfire]

I fear posting in a thread like this, just cuz i have a proverbial shovel, which likes digging me into holes that I cannot possibly recover from... But, on that same hand, Im obligated to speak my mind... LOL

ugh... aiight here goes...

My personal opinion is that women judge themselves to look approximately 40x less fantastic than they truely do. My friends, are always saying 'ooh im so fat', and I end up replying no you arent hun just look in the mirror. This of course never goes over too well, women, when told they look good, I feel, fish for more compliments just to make sure you arent bluffing, cuz I swear I end up talkin for 15 minutes about how good they look just cuz they keep arguing. And when its all said and done, theyre still like well thanks but I still look like crap. Then, other friends, and also evident from my mom, clothes.... Ok clothes are just evil alright? You spend hour upon hour trying to match white shirt with black pants and then you can't decide on style and then it all jsut goes to hell. What ends up happening, is that you end up complaining about the littlest things, you cant believe how much it drives us guys nuts. We sit here like police diplomats trying to prevent you from jumpin aff a feckin building. Its like 'ooh well maybe I should change, I dont like this' or 'this makes my ass look big' -> when in fact it doesnt.

So, all that bein said, Maddie, others, just lighten up alright? Always with the complaining and such, it just shouldnt be happening, go easy on yourselves, all youre doing is drivin yourself nuts, and in the process drivin ppl like me nuts. So y'all just shush eh?? aiight... nuff said.

[Klodomir]

I'm having a particularly good hair day.

[mad1]

Well as FoxyFire says, I guess some women can be a pain in the butt with men just as much as men are a pain in the butt with women!!!!


Ok sorry for honking my tits here...but surely.....u all would understand, being a person comparing herself is stupid, but I only do in when Im weally weally down......


BESIDES!!!!!! UNFORGETTABLEFIREFOX promised us a strip later girls, so gather round!!!!!!!!!!!!

and no, ya dont need a magnifying glass.... (maddie has prob just made UFF's day... )

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


sorry,


cannie help it!!!!!!!!!!

[~LadyLemon~]

Hmm...PMS anyone??

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[Alisaura]

Yes, I agree, being female is not the most fun at times. However:

My legs are too long. I have nightmares finding pants long enough.

I think my arse is too big too, but it's not. But I'm too lazy/lacking in time to go to the gym and fix it.

Hair is NOT *my* biggest hassle (not since I chopped most of it off anyway)... hormones SUCK. BIG TIME.

I can't decide if not having a man is a hassle or a blessing. Considering I probably don't know what I'm missing anyway, I'm happy enough without, although when a guy goes after me I tend to freak out completely and run screaming in the other direction. This is not easliy explained as I am not (to my knowledge) a lesbian.
I say again, hormones suck. Bring on the cyborgs!

It's not winter here. I hate that everyone one (including myself, shame) is conditioned into finding leg hair on females as so unattractive. To say nothing of perfectly natural hair in other places. I also hate that I got suckered into buying hair-removal gunk off TV that is next to useless... oh it takes the hair off all right, along with several layers of dermis and epidermis. Ow. And it stinks... "fresh citrus fragrance" my arse.

I really need to get some sleep. Sorry.

[mocool12]

Originally posted by ~LadyLemon~:
Hmm...PMS anyone??

Menstration in general sucks.

[HelloAngel]

As a professional in the computer industry - that hardest thing about being a woman for me is that I don't get the professional respect I deserve. When at computer trade shows, visitors to our booth will look straight past me to find a man to talk to, assuming I am a "booth bunny" or that because I am a woman, I cannot possibly be competent and educated enough to hang with the big boys. It's aggravating because of all the intellect and knowledge I possess, the fact that I am not bad-looking works against me, and I refuse to be sorry about being a mildly-attractive (it's subjective) executive in the computer industry.

That, and when I receive email regarding my company - all letters from all men start out with "Dear Sir," or "Gentlemen" - as if it could not possibly be a woman receiving the email, and I do not fit into the Sir or Gentlemen category.

To add insult to injury during the holidays - I just read that only female reindeer have antlers in the winter - which would render Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer a girl, and not a boy, as always referred to.

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[mad1]

Good girls!!!!!!!!

This is what I like to see!!!

U all come on and have ur say about what U dislike about being female!!!!



LET IT GO!!!



COME ON!!!!

OPEN UR CHESTS UP AND SPILL IT ALL OUT ON THE TABLE!!!!
HAVE U SAY!!!!!!!!!


EXPRESS URSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[unforgettableFOXfire]

Strip show eh? Well... ya know Im only 17... Or I will be in 7 days... but still... If you say I agreed, better get it over wtih... LOL

[unforgettableFOXfire]

sorry, double post

[This message has been edited by ~unforgettableFOXfire~ (edited 12-11-2001).]

[Bjork]

I don't care what anyone says. Women are soo much stronger than men. We're awesome!

[Miss MacPhisto]

I agree, there are a few things that suck about being female. But i wouldnt trade it for anything!! I mean, all the hot guys we get to choose from, and PLEBA!
Plus I never get PMS - I'm just a bitch all month long!

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My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

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[pax]

If I may get a bit *explicit* here...girls, would any of you really enjoy having a penis? Come on now. I like male genitalia as much as the next straight girl, but I would never, ever want to actually have one attached to my body. I think the female body is ever so much nicer than the male one, to walk around in at least.

And for as, um, *messy* as being a woman can be, at least we don't have...

~all together now!~

Nocturnal emissions.

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