Glasscock County, Texas Superthread

[Axver]

So far, we've voted against:

1. Pot Survivor Round Bong
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. What a Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Overdue Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Fresh bunch of Bumberries, New South Wales
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. I want some Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Goatse's Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Nobody likes a Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea or coffee, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Andrew's a Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Ali loves the Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost) (like the heyday of the superthread)
55. Dildo, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Show us your Sugar Tits, And Are You A Jew, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Virgin, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar - Where Everyone Knows Your Name And Sometimes Misspells It, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. A Wank is good for your health, Bavaria
103. Ian's on the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. I bid you Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Jen's holidaying at Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why, Arizona
117. Die, Drôme
118. Bitche, France
119. Screwy's never had a Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake breasts, Nigeria
122. Bonnie's buying Beer, Devon
123. Bonnie's selling Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Watch out for the Dickshooter, Idaho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Axver has never seen a Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. 8 Hiscock Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson, New Jersey
140. Serena is Still a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. Liam likes a redhead Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. Little George Michael Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Some crowds make this a Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. One Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Murderkill River, Delaware
154. Booze, North Yockshire
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Puke, Bay of Plenty, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. How Appropriate, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry Rocks your socks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. Sparta, Wisconsin
170. South Sandwich Islands
171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania
172. Turda, Romania
173. Gofuku, Japan
174. Kandahār roads, Afghanistan
175. Mount Disappointment, Victoria, Australia
176. Mount Difficult, Victoria, Australia
177. Mount Hopeless, Victoria, Australia
178. Blue Mountains, New Zealand
179. Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, New York
180. Cockhill, Buncrana, Donegal
181. Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal
182. Dublin, Texas and its Dr Pepper
183. Ashley is on the hooker corner, Indiana
184. Andrew's Failure: Bald Knob, White County, Arkansas - So great we just had to visit it twice
185. Liam will only ever Come By Chance, Newfoundland and Labrador
186. Larry Mullen's father should've used a Condom, Gers, France
187. Farnham, Surrey, England
188. Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines
189. Moneymore, Wicklow, Ireland
190. Goobies, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
191. Dyke Parade, Mardyke, Cork, Ireland
192. Clit, Arad, Romania
193. Climax, Saskatchewan
194. Give her the Finger, Tennessee
195. I want to Ramer, Tennessee
196. Guys I hate you all, Tennessee
197. Woodcock vs bug pinus, Pennsylvania
198. Show us your Booby Island, Queensland
199. Stickittoandre, Melbourne
200. Kicked in the Balzers, Liechtenstein (200 Superthreads!)
201. Nobber, County Meath, Ireland
202. Scattered Islands in the Indian Ocean
203. Where Reynolds Cut the Firewood, Pitcairn Island
204. Spot the Coward, South Carolina
205. d00dstill, The Netherlands
206. Anti-Atlas, Morocco
207. What a Wankie place, Zimbabwe
208. Bangkok, Thailand
209. Lulworth Cove, Dorset, England
210. Ushuaia, Argentina
211. Kilmore Church, Dervaig, Isle of Mull
212. Chicken, Alaska, aka "Sarah Palin is an idiot"
213. Cape Catastrophe, South Australia
214. Let's feed Palin to a Hongerige Wolf, Groningen, Neverland
215. Crackpot, North Yorkshire
216. Weener, Lower Saxony, Germany
217. Hafnarfjörður, Iceland
218. Desventuradas Islands, Chile
219. Corny Point, South Australia
220. Dhuusamarreeb, Somalia
221. Best. Netherlands. Ever.
222. Kökjanggak, Kyrgyzstan
223. The Esses, Mount Panorama, Bathurst, New South Wales
224. Titz, Germany
225. Bad Axe, Michigan
226. Sumgayit, Azerbaijan
227. Titness, Suriname
228. Messing-cum-Inworth, Essex, England
229. Bonkle, Lanarkshire, Scotland
230. Feed the world, let them know it's Alfalfa time, Oregon
231. Usa, Oita, Japan
232. Le Tampon, Réunion
233. Yorkeys Knob, Queensland
234. Goat Island, New South Wales

Dildo vs Glasscock? This county is home to 1,406 people, or was in 2000 anyway, and is the most Republican of counties in that most Republican of states, Texas. In 2000, 93.1% of its population voted for Dubya. In the 2008 primaries, over 400 voted in the Republican one while just 19 turned up for the Democrats. Ouch. Its county seat is Garden City, a veritable thriving metropolis of 293 people. It was named after the very unfortunately named George Washington Glasscock, a settler in the Austin area.

Glasscock County, Texas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

:fuckyeah: ha i get to be first post! the one who started the tradition

 

[blueeyedgirl]

:fuckyeah:

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Damn, beaten again

 

[liamcool]

:fuckme:

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

ha axver i had one ready but i looked in ispy and saw you'd just made one so a crisis was averted

 

[Axver]

:fuckyeah: ha i get to be first post! the one who started the tradition

It's been too long.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

It's been too long.

i never seem to be around when the threads start anyway. oh well.

i should go to bed now!

 

[Varitek]

 

[Axver]

ha axver i had one ready but i looked in ispy and saw you'd just made one so a crisis was averted

When I saw my post was #999, I figured I better just finish this one and post it. Save yours for next time!

(It would've been funny if we'd chosen the same location.)

 

[Axver]

Damn, beaten again

Diddums. Here, have a Vegemite sandwich as a sign of my sympathy.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

ha, i didn't, but maybe between now and then i can think of something more witty. it was just one that made me giggle but it's not funny. it's a shame, while driving on my trip i saw a city that cracked me up and i thought would be perfect for the superthread. unfortunately since i was driving i had no way of writing it down.

 

[Varitek]

(the most realistic glass cock google image search found was pictured in a quite technically gorgeous black and white photo, but it was in action, so i figured i'd better not post that.)

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

anyway night for real

edit: varitek you could've used this one:

 

[Varitek]

ha, i didn't, but maybe between now and then i can think of something more witty. it was just one that made me giggle but it's not funny. it's a shame, while driving on my trip i saw a city that cracked me up and i thought would be perfect for the superthread. unfortunately since i was driving i had no way of writing it down.

this happened to me in romania on the train, passed something that was hilarious, but then i forgot it.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Diddums. Here, have a Vegemite sandwich as a sign of my sympathy.

Thanks, and here's a flute to stick where the sun don't shine

 

[Varitek]

ahahahahhhahahhahahah

 

[blueeyedgirl]

anyway night for real

edit: varitek you could've used this one:

G'night

 

[Axver]

ha, i didn't, but maybe between now and then i can think of something more witty. it was just one that made me giggle but it's not funny. it's a shame, while driving on my trip i saw a city that cracked me up and i thought would be perfect for the superthread. unfortunately since i was driving i had no way of writing it down.

Ever thought of using your memory?


G'night/g'morning, Khan!

 

[blueeyedgirl]

That's an interesting..... colour.....

 

[Axver]

(the most realistic glass cock google image search found was pictured in a quite technically gorgeous black and white photo, but it was in action, so i figured i'd better not post that.)

Damn.

ahahahahhhahahhahahah

!

 

[blueeyedgirl]

ahahahahhhahahhahahah

 

[Axver]

Thanks, and here's a flute to stick where the sun don't shine

Just what I always wanted!

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Never let it be said I'm not generous....

 

[The Sad Punk]

I think it's kind of cute.

 

[Axver]

Bonnie, I love your post in the Unpopular Musical Opinions thread. Especially your second-to-last point.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Ax, I don't think you were specific enough in your post in that thread. I'm not sure I know where you stand....

 

[Axver]

Ax, I don't think you were specific enough in your post in that thread. I'm not sure I know where you stand....

Did I under-use "motherfucking"?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Bonnie, I love your post in the Unpopular Musical Opinions thread. Especially your second-to-last point.

Oh, thanks! Have you seen my post in the Top Albums comp thread? I was pretty happy with that.

Hey, how different is your album list going to be with the one on your journal?

 

[Axver]

Oh, thanks! Have you seen my post in the Top Albums comp thread? I was pretty happy with that.

Hey, how different is your album list going to be with the one on your journal?

No, I haven't. I'll go look in a minute.

Not very. I have to cut a couple of PT albums and I think some albums need to change positions, but I don't anticipate much in the way of big changes. Swervedriver stand to make the list this time, though, no matter how much BEG reckons they sucked live.