Gillard Street, Burwood, Victoria, Australia Superthread

[Vlad n U 2]

Uh, it's a speech. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

 

[Axver]

Julia calls it as too close to call ... complimenting the Independents and Adam Bandt - trying to curry favour to form a minority gov?

I am increasingly feeling the call of vodka.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Gillard. Please be PM.

 

[Axver]

No Gillard, you can't acknowledge your opponent, Tony Abbott. CALL HIM OUT AS A CUNT.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Needs MOAR Bob Hawke mongrel.

Politics in this country is too damn nice. It needs some fire, some insults, maybe a shoe or two thrown across the room. It has to be a war of attrition, no, you cannot accept what the opposition thinks. YOU have to render it and treat such as shit.

 

[Alisaura]

you know, if he wins.

 

[Axver]

It seemed both sides of politics were paranoid of taking any risk - scared of success, lest they fail instead. So fucking uninspiring, such a boring, worthless, tedious campaign with little merit. How on earth Gillard has blown this, I cannot fathom.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

It's not Gillards fault. More so the voters who have no clue.

I never knew we had so many conservatives in Oz.

 

[Alisaura]

*slow*

Julia, all I want is YOOOOOOU.... And maybe Bob Brown.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I don't mind old Bobby Brown. Mainly because he would legalise gay marriage in a heartbeat.

 

[Alisaura]

I know we're being serious now, but I have to share... First, I forget I have a hat on and try to remove my jumper. Then I remove both hat and glasses, and attempt to put the hat in the glasses case.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

 

[blueeyedgirl]

I know we're being serious now, but I have to share... First, I forget I have a hat on and try to remove my jumper. Then I remove both hat and glasses, and attempt to put the hat in the glasses case.

No more booze for you!!!!

I see Mr Rabbit's about to speak *finger on remote to switch to channel 31*

 

[Axver]

Is Alison drunk?

Charlotte and I just did shots of vodka for courage, since Tony Abbott may be coming on soon.

 

[Slopsy]

I sure hope Alison's drunk!

 

[Axver]

The AEC still reckons 28 seats are doubtful ... showing 60 ALP, 58 Coalition, 3 Independent, 1 Green.

 

[Axver]

I can't believe 3 rural independents are going to basically decide who's going to be our PM.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

ABC shows the Bibs up 72 to 70.

Still too close to call, I assume?

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I can't believe 3 rural independents are going to basically decide who's going to be our PM.

If bogans = Abbott

 

[Axver]

Just checking AEC and Greens have achieved quota for a Victorian Senator! Vote is only at about 65% and they're above the provisional quota required. Fantastic news; finally Richard Di Natale gets there after years of trying and being unjustly denied in 2004 by ridiculous ALP prefs that gave us a Fundies First senator.

 

[Axver]

Eww, a giant set of airs are about to give a speech.

 

[Slopsy]

Huge ears are flapping at me!

 

[blueeyedgirl]

*is watching amateur wrestling on Channel 31*

 

[Vlad n U 2]

*is watching amateur wrestling on Channel 31*

CH31 is hilariously lame. Mainly because barely anyone actually watch it.

And why IS THERE PEOPLE CLAPPING AND CHEERING FOR ABBOTT. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?

 

[Axver]

*is watching amateur wrestling on Channel 31*

Good choice.

We chose to mute the huge flapping ears in favour of black metal.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

I love Channel 31

I'm watching some not very attractive dudes.

Still a darn sight better looking than the Mad Monk...

 

[Vlad n U 2]

They show CH31 in Malbuhn?

 

[Vlad n U 2]

I love Channel 31

I'm watching some not very attractive dudes.

Still a darn sight better looking than the Mad Monk...

I love how they have a show for an amateur football league.

 

[Axver]

Make that death metal now.

Break of morning, coldness lingers on
Shroud me into nightmares of the sun ...

:metaaaooohhhhlllll:

It makes the Cuntbott easier to cope with. Vodka helps too. Thank you Russia.

 

[Axver]

They show CH31 in Malbuhn?

Yep, they even show it in QLD!