Giggleswick Superthread

[U2democrat]

Nope, I'm a very innocent person

 

[Axver]

Oh that must suck. What are you allergic to?

Eggs, nuts, fish.

 

[major_panic]

Ok, I'm deeply saddened that we are not talking about ninjas, so I am going to bed.

Sorry, I haven't dressed like a ninja yet.

See ya!

 

[Gluey]

Considering her purity score, 95%, is higher than even the Maj.'s, perhaps it's NOT a joke!

I don't think I've been that pure since the 80's!

 

[U2democrat]

 

[Gluey]

Nope, I'm a very innocent person

Stick with me for a while and we'll fix that

 

[major_panic]

Eggs, nuts, fish.

NO FLIED LICE FOR YU!

I wonder if you can eat stingray?

 

[Axver]

Nope, I'm a very innocent person

Hang around here long enough and your purity score will plummet. Mine mysteriously went from 85% to 72% without me actually doing anything!

And I have to wonder if the Maj. is still above 90% considering over three quarters of his posts are here ...

 

[the tourist]

I'm glad I made top 10 in the last thread though I devoted little-to-no time to it.

 

[Dalton]

I leave you all with this thought from a very wise t-shirt:

Blow Jobs: The Best Form of Birth Control

 

[Dalton]

Chinese women refuse to eat semen. That's why their country is so populace.

 

[Gluey]

Eggs, nuts, fish.

Geez that's rough. Not even an egg.

 

[major_panic]

Hang around here long enough and your purity score will plummet. Mine mysteriously went from 85% to 72% without me actually doing anything!

And I have to wonder if the Maj. is still above 90% considering over three quarters of his posts are here ...

Nope, I checked the other day, still at 94%!

Like those crazy nutjobs at FYM, I am holding myself high and proud.

 

[the tourist]

I really need to have an evening coke. I'm hungry.

 

[U2democrat]

Thank you for that final thought, Dalton.

I'm going into politics...so I need to stay clean as long as possible but it won't take long before I'm corrupt

 

[the tourist]

Hang around here long enough and your purity score will plummet. Mine mysteriously went from 85% to 72% without me actually doing anything!

And I have to wonder if the Maj. is still above 90% considering over three quarters of his posts are here ...

 

[the tourist]

Ooooh, 20 more posts til I hit 8000.

 

[Gluey]

I really need to have an evening coke. I'm hungry.

You won't be wanting diet or zero then will you.....

 

[the tourist]

You won't be wanting diet or zero then will you.....

No, my evening coke is like other people's evening tea: it doesn't involve said beverage.

 

[the tourist]

I don't think I've been that pure since the 80's!

Me neither. And I was born in '84.

 

[Gluey]

No, my evening coke is like other people's evening tea: it doesn't involve said beverage.

I know that.....I was just insinuating you'd want some 'full' food, not diet shit.....

 

[the tourist]

I know that.....I was just insinuating you'd want some 'full' food, not diet shit.....

No, no. I need the diet shit, as I'm on a diet.

 

[Gluey]

Me neither. And I was born in '84.

WHERE IS SOMEBODY WHO'S OLDER THAN ME!!!!!!

 

[the tourist]

Where are Ian and Varitek?

 

[the tourist]

WHERE IS SOMEBODY WHO'S OLDER THAN ME!!!!!!

Probably a retirement home.

 

[Gluey]

No, no. I need the diet shit, as I'm on a diet.

I should be on the diet shit too. But I'm in a rebellious frame of mind lately. THEY TOOK AWAY MY COFFEE!!!

 

[major_panic]

WHERE IS SOMEBODY WHO'S OLDER THAN ME!!!!!!

Working?

 

[the tourist]

Clearwire are good people. They're overnighting me a new wireless modem.

 

[Gluey]

Probably a retirement home.

 

[major_panic]

Where are Ian and Varitek?

No idea and sleeping. Ian's probably trying to catch some girl by saying "bug pinus" to her.