Funny, interesting, unusual things that have happened to you thread

[love2bmama]

hmm...I should have some things to add to this..

* I ate my brothers collection of 4 leaf clovers in revenge because he forced me to eat grass.. I should have the best luck..i dont...

* I own a pet skunk

* I wrecked a utility 4 wheeler and came out unhurt despite being thrown over the front and having it land on my back..not 2 months after having surgery on my knee..I had to roll it off of me to get out from being trapped under it..it didnt shut off like the safety is supposed to..the docs were astonished I survived and wasnt burnt..and unharmed

*2 weeks later I wrecked the same 4wheeler again trying to get it out of a sand pit my nephew backed it into..I ended up backing it into a 6foot whole that a silo used to be in..i rode it out as they pulled it out with a pickup

* ive witnessed many accidents and have a strange coincidence that when ever me and my mum go to a festival, fair, or concert someone passes out or has a heart attack and we always have to help them..hopefully this wont be the case at the Modest Mouse concert in August

* in september it is likely I will be the youngest student to attend the Cincinnati college of mortuary college

* ive bottle fed a baby black bear, black panther, liger, tiger, lion, chimp, kangaroo and other monkeys and animals

* i put dead fish in the heaters of my high school for revenge

* my family and friends broke into kings island because they rejected our tickets because it was a special entry day..they chased us..we hid in the trees and changed or looks around..then had a fab day

* im always being mistaken as a guy..grr

i have more interesting things but i cant think

all that AND you have more?

 

[tanner_sis]

im a bit long winded eh? lmao..

*one thing i didnt mention..which is kinda a big thing in my life..freaky too..in 6th grade i had a friend stay over..and we experienced something in my room that wasnt human or animal..and she saw it too..we arent friends any more but we see each other around and have only mentioned it once or twice..its nice to know im not alone on that bit..

*my great grandmother died and we buried her on her birthday..it was really neat at the funeral cause my mum brought balloons and released them and they went strait up to the blinding spring sun..put a peace to everything

*if you havent figured it out i have a thing for death and medical stuff lol

* last year in college i was told by the professor to watch the glass dish he had water in to boil for a project on a hot plate in another room..cause he had to leave..seconds before i walked into check it the thing exploaded sending glass flying..it wasnt pyrex as he believed..

*thinks* oh we also used to raise bobcats..besides the skunk lol.. oh..while fishing off the bank of my house in florida at 3am one night i caught an alligator on my hook..that was an awesome experience..it obviously broke my line lol

another thing that still really bothers me is last september it was storming and my satellite internet went out so i was gonna plug the phone line in..i was holding the phoneline in one hand and the modem in the other when lightning struck my house..it came through the line as a white sphere..basically in my hands..i was blinded and deaf for minutes after..the insurance and telephone guys said thats the hardest its hit for a long time here..and it exploded the siding off the house..i should had been electrocuted but i wasnt..it fried all the electronics in my house..plus more..

 

[Bonochick]

~Ryan Adams called me twice.

~I got knocked unconscious by an 8 year old girl.

~I had a playlist get selected for a hip hop station and got to be a guest DJ over the phone.

~Because of my dad potentially saving my life as a kid, I ended up in the emergency room.

~I got hit by a car while on a moped and almost got run over. I had tire marks on my jeans.

~I sprained my wrist with my rear (I slipped and fell, and my rear landed on my hand and wrist).

 

[flybabe]

*I can Bend the tips of my pointer fingers...

* When I was 10 A tree fell Two seconds after I had left from lying under it...

*My golfcart Blew up 3 seconds after i got off of it...

*I was Hit in the head by a football twice at full force

*apparently I cheated death twice,with God`s Help

Ill have some more later

 

[bonocomet]

I've moved 14 times in my life, but I've never left the same Thomas Brothers page.

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

For about a week now, a large, white bird with black spots (a dove or something) has sat outside our street. It walks around, is not really afraid of anyone, and often sits in our garage, right by the door to get into it. Typically, I wake up, walk downstairs, look outside, and it will be staring at me, as if mocking my simple existance. Then, I will yell at it, telling it that I have nothing for it here and it should go live like other birds. It simply then will walk in my garage and bob its head at me like it's making fun of me.

Oh yeah, and it has a tag around its ankle so I don't know what that means. My parents won't call animal control. They're convinced it's the Holy Spirit. If animal control comes, takes it away, and it comes back again, THEN I will agree. But as for now, I don't think the Holy Spirit would sit on my mom's car, poop on it, and scare me out of going into the garage.

 

[corianderstem]

~Ryan Adams called me twice.

OMGWTFBBQ!

I won a contest on a Milwaukee radio station and got to ride in the annual Great Circus Parade with two big-name DJs ... and the actor who played Wayne on The Wonder Years.

I won a different contest on a different Milwaukee radio station and got to go to San Francisco for an X-Files convention.

 

[anitram]

~ I've ridden on a pony, a horse, a camel and an elephant.

~ I had 2 pet chickens at one point.

~ The garage door came crashing down, and trapped one of my fingers inside, crushing a couple of bones.

~ I've lived in 4 different countries.

~ The first movie I saw in a theatre was Bambi, when I was 3 or 4 and I think when his Mom died, it permanently scarred me. I remember sobbing in my seat!

 

[bonocomet]

My mom and dad both won $1000 the same week. My dad on a lottery ticket and my mom from a radio station name draw.

 

[Gluey]

* My cat won a radio competition by 'singing' along to Tom Jones (Sex Bomb )

* My dead grandfather visits, leaving the smell of his tobacco smoke in the room

* My dress was blown over the top of my head in front of a truck full of watching firemen

* I was too scared to get a broken molar pulled out until a radio station got wind of it and escorted me in and played it on air

* I accidently hit a duck with my car. I stopped after I realised that I didn't see it on the road behind me (and I got an odd look from a passing car). It was stuck in the front fender of my car and perfectly alright - I just had to help it get out!

* I have a fear of electric blankets after my childhood friends house burnt down because of one.

* Achey Breaky Heart used to be my favourite song (until I came to my senses very shortly afterwards!)

* I have bitten my nails since I was 18 months old. I used to bite my toenails when I was little (and flexible)

* I once tried to flush an entire outfit down the toilet....yes, I was ....and no, it didn't flush...nice flood though!!

 

[Alan Jamison]

um well, once i got caught under a tractor and i had my leg crushed.

 

[Acrobat Angel]

- In the last 10 years i've owned/co-owned probably over 100 goats- all of which i named

- A couple of years ago i broke a girls nose (by accident)- i found out the next day her year 10 formal was in a few days which made me feel worse

- On my first day of grade 1 i kicked my male teacher in the private area- it was his first day of his first teaching job the poor thing- but i soon became the teachers pet

- I was at a "country meets the city" type festival when i was 12, i was nursing a cute baby goat and a lady came and sat next to me and ate a goat meat pie- i lost it and told her off...

- About a year ago i kinked my neck severely when i was in the bath. I spent the following 4 days in bed unable to move because of the pain. If i move my neck the wrong way i still get neck spasms.

- When i was 14 i was climbing over a 3-4m high wire gate at my friends birthday party. As i went to jump off the gate my boardshorts got hooked on on it and ripped the arse out of them. This was infront of +30 friends and on a main road.

That's all i can think of for now...

 

[Cin]

~I got hit by a car while on a moped and almost got run over. I had tire marks on my jeans.

and skid marks on your jeans too

I'm sorry, someone had to say it.

 

[Galeongirl]

I got bitten by a horse when I was little, was wearing a dress with flowers on the back and apparently they forgot to feed that horse I avoid dresses and horses ever since

 

[waynetravis]

i slipped on a steel bar at school which knocked my 2 front teeth back, and ripped part of my lip that attaches to my upper gum.

 

[Got Philk?]

I stole my good friend Mary's twizzlers as a joke, but then they looked so good, I ate them. Then, when she couldn't find them, someone ratted me out, but I claimed that my mom packed twizzlers in my lunch.

My teacher said, "ok Phil, lets call your mom." Of course, I called...and bawled. I never even asked my mom if she gave me twizzlers in my lunch. I just cried and told her what I did. I was in 1st or 2nd grade.

Teacher-1 Phil- 0

 

[cell]

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[Galeongirl]

I stole my good friend Mary's twizzlers as a joke, but then they looked so good, I ate them. Then, when she couldn't find them, someone ratted me out, but I claimed that my mom packed twizzlers in my lunch.

My teacher said, "ok Phil, lets call your mom." Of course, I called...and bawled. I never even asked my mom if she gave me twizzlers in my lunch. I just cried and told her what I did. I was in 1st or 2nd grade.

Teacher-1 Phil- 0

oh you poor man! that's such a sad story... *sniff*



and what did your mom say?

 

[flybabe]

I stole my good friend Mary's twizzlers as a joke, but then they looked so good, I ate them. Then, when she couldn't find them, someone ratted me out, but I claimed that my mom packed twizzlers in my lunch.

My teacher said, "ok Phil, lets call your mom." Of course, I called...and bawled. I never even asked my mom if she gave me twizzlers in my lunch. I just cried and told her what I did. I was in 1st or 2nd grade.

Teacher-1 Phil- 0

i had a friend in preschool who had wet her pants and had to wear barny underwear
she`d hate me today,lol