07-27-2005, 09:56 PM
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War Child
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Funniest Song ever?
i think its the rolling stones star star
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07-28-2005, 06:32 AM
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"The Burrito Song" by Ryan Adams takes the cake for me.
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07-28-2005, 06:50 AM
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I always laugh to The Decemberists- The Sporting Life
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07-28-2005, 08:56 AM
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Hmmm, are we talking "funny on purpose" or "unintentionally funny"?
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07-28-2005, 09:33 AM
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War Child
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what about honey pie, by the beatles?
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07-28-2005, 11:10 PM
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Nick Cave's "Stagger Lee" and "The Curse of Millhaven" are hilarious... if you like that sort of pitch-black gallows humour,
 Rasputina have got a totally nutty little song called "PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Bjork" which is a spoken piece about a celebrity doubledate (PJ is PJ Harvey, no idea who the other blokes are). I laughed my ass off with that. "The rhythm... it moves my insides like sunshine jelly!" |
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07-29-2005, 01:17 AM
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Quote:
 what a song
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07-29-2005, 07:11 AM
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How about Arrogant Worms - Jesus Brother Bob?
Love this one 
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07-29-2005, 09:40 AM
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The Goat Song by Adam Sandler as intentionally funny
Any song every done by William Shatner is the funniest music ever 
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07-29-2005, 04:01 PM
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Nirvana - Sliver
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07-29-2005, 04:25 PM
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Devo - I Need a Chick
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07-29-2005, 10:39 PM
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This isn't the funniest dong ever, but it is pretty funny...
Arthur Fhardy's Yodeling Party by The Swirling Eddies my name is arthur fhardy welcome to my yodel party if you want to yodel along come join our happy throng yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady yodel lady lady lady, lady who yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady yodel lady lady lady, lady who my name is camarillo i come from camarillo and i don't need no radio i got yodeling on my noodle-o yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady yodel lady lady lady, lady who yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady yodel lady lady lady, lady who ok, my name is spot i think i'm really hot and i like to yodel a lot so let me tell you what i got (i go) yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady yodel lady lady lady, lady who yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady yodel lady lady lady, lady who ok, now the rest of the swirling eddies are in their little beddies they bit the big bad knockwurst and now their little tummies hurt (oh no!) yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady yodel lady lady lady, lady who yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady yodel lady lady lady, lady who now this has been arthur fhardy it's been my yodel party now come and sing "yolay hee who" with your ole little lady too yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady yodel lady lady lady, lady who yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady yodel lady lady lady, lady who |
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07-29-2005, 10:43 PM
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Here's another funny one, by Michael Tretow, sound engineer for ABBA
HE CAN'T SING It brings on nothing but troubles Every time I open my mouth 'Cause the deaf always reach for their ear plugs And the birds start migrating south Ever since I can remember Singing has been my thing But my voice is a total disaster I can talk, but I sure can't sing He can't sing / I can testify to that He can't sing / And verify it too He can't sing / I know that well enough He can't sing / Why doncha get off my back He can't sing / I've heard all that before He can't sing / The sounds comin' out won't leave any doubt that He can't sing The neighbor's vigilante committee Are after me with a noose I keep findin' strange wires in my bathtub And somebody's turned on the juice The Mayor and the Chamber of Commerce Get more desperate every day They keep sending me one way tickets To an iceberg in Baffin Bay Doin' my homework one evening Radio up to my ear Sang along with the song they were playing Loud so as I could hear Working my way up the scale Reaching my best high note When a Doberman jumped through the window And a voice cried, "Go for the throat" He can't sing / You don't have to tell me He can't sing / Don't rub it in He can't sing / Knock it off, will ya He can't sing / Get off of me He can't sing / Drop dead He can't sing / The sound of my voice doesn't leave any choice 'cause He can't sing The experts couldn't find a solution My case really threw them a curve They're gonna call in the Boston Strangler And keep Jack The Ripper in reserve I was runnin' as fast as lightning I made my getaway clean I hid down in my best friend's basement He was building a guillotine. D'ya know why? He can't sing / I knew it He can't sing / Don't rub it in He can't sing / Lay offa me He can't sing / Drop dead He can't sing / Oh yes, I can He can't sing / Ok, let me show ya AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
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07-29-2005, 10:46 PM
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The Benny Hill Theme Song
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07-31-2005, 09:38 AM
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Aqua always amused me, especially their second album.
Not that I've heard it or anything. 
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07-31-2005, 10:14 AM
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07-31-2005, 10:58 AM
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That was hilarious, melon!
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07-31-2005, 11:26 AM
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oh yes !!!!!!!!! and that song by The Pogues, I can't remember the title though 
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07-31-2005, 12:14 PM
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Half Man, Half Machine - Goldie Lookin' Chain
unfortunately all their other songs just suck |
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07-31-2005, 04:39 PM
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O-Zone »»» Dragostea Din Tei
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