Funniest Song ever?

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Hmmm, are we talking "funny on purpose" or "unintentionally funny"?
 
Nick Cave's "Stagger Lee" and "The Curse of Millhaven" are hilarious... if you like that sort of pitch-black gallows humour, :)

Rasputina have got a totally nutty little song called "PJ + Vincent & Matthew + Bjork" which is a spoken piece about a celebrity doubledate (PJ is PJ Harvey, no idea who the other blokes are). I laughed my ass off with that.

"The rhythm... it moves my insides like sunshine jelly!"
 
The Goat Song by Adam Sandler as intentionally funny :lol:

Any song every done by William Shatner is the funniest music ever :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
This isn't the funniest dong ever, but it is pretty funny...

Arthur Fhardy's Yodeling Party
by The Swirling Eddies

my name is arthur fhardy
welcome to my yodel party
if you want to yodel along
come join our happy throng

yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady
yodel lady lady lady, lady who
yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady
yodel lady lady lady, lady who

my name is camarillo
i come from camarillo
and i don't need no radio
i got yodeling on my noodle-o

yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady
yodel lady lady lady, lady who
yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady
yodel lady lady lady, lady who

ok, my name is spot
i think i'm really hot
and i like to yodel a lot
so let me tell you what i got
(i go)

yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady
yodel lady lady lady, lady who
yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady
yodel lady lady lady, lady who

ok, now the rest of the swirling eddies
are in their little beddies
they bit the big bad knockwurst
and now their little tummies hurt

(oh no!)
yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady
yodel lady lady lady, lady who
yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady
yodel lady lady lady, lady who

now this has been arthur fhardy
it's been my yodel party
now come and sing "yolay hee who"
with your ole little lady too

yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady
yodel lady lady lady, lady who
yodel lady lady lady, yodel lady lady lady
yodel lady lady lady, lady who
 
Here's another funny one, by Michael Tretow, sound engineer for ABBA

HE CAN'T SING

It brings on nothing but troubles
Every time I open my mouth
'Cause the deaf always reach for their
ear plugs
And the birds start migrating south

Ever since I can remember
Singing has been my thing
But my voice is a total disaster
I can talk, but I sure can't sing

He can't sing / I can testify to that
He can't sing / And verify it too
He can't sing / I know that well enough
He can't sing / Why doncha get off my back
He can't sing / I've heard all that before
He can't sing / The sounds comin' out
won't leave any doubt that
He can't sing

The neighbor's vigilante committee
Are after me with a noose
I keep findin' strange wires in my bathtub
And somebody's turned on the juice

The Mayor and the Chamber of Commerce
Get more desperate every day
They keep sending me one way tickets
To an iceberg in Baffin Bay

Doin' my homework one evening
Radio up to my ear
Sang along with the song they were playing
Loud so as I could hear

Working my way up the scale
Reaching my best high note
When a Doberman jumped through the window
And a voice cried, "Go for the throat"

He can't sing / You don't have to tell me
He can't sing / Don't rub it in
He can't sing / Knock it off, will ya
He can't sing / Get off of me
He can't sing / Drop dead
He can't sing / The sound of my voice
doesn't leave any choice 'cause
He can't sing

The experts couldn't find a solution
My case really threw them a curve
They're gonna call in the Boston Strangler
And keep Jack The Ripper in reserve

I was runnin' as fast as lightning
I made my getaway clean
I hid down in my best friend's basement
He was building a guillotine.
D'ya know why?

He can't sing / I knew it
He can't sing / Don't rub it in
He can't sing / Lay offa me
He can't sing / Drop dead
He can't sing / Oh yes, I can
He can't sing / Ok, let me show ya
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
Half Man, Half Machine - Goldie Lookin' Chain

unfortunately all their other songs just suck
 
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