Foulness, Essex Superthread

[Axver]

So far, we have blinded the future of:

1. Pot Survivor Round Bong
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Djibouti
11. Te Urewera National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. What a Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Overdue Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Fresh bunch of Bumberries, New South Wales
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. I want some Fucking, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Goatse's Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Nobody likes a Cunter, Switzerland
38. Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea or coffee, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Andrew's a Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Middle Intercourse Island
49. Disneyland, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. This Baby's Moustache, America
52. Ali loves the Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet 3D/Biela (lost) (like the heyday of the superthread)
55. Dildo, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Show us your Sugar Tits, And Are You A Jew, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Hope, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, New South Wales
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. No Guys In This Thread Have Seen A Pussy, France
79. Postwhorehouse Meadow
80. Brilliant, Alabama
81. Hooker, Oklahoma
82. Knob Lick, Missouri
83. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
84. Swastika, Ontario
85. Paw Paw, West Vagina
86. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
87. Axver Is A Virgin, Utah
88. Alphabet City, New York
89. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
90. Llanfairynghornwy, Anglesey, Wales
91. Geebung, Queensland
92. Knockemstiff, Ohio
93. Vazza's Bar - Where Everyone Knows Your Name And Sometimes Misspells It, Montenegro
94. Rough and Ready, California
95. Uranium City, Saskatchewan
96. Iron Knob, South Australia
97. Howlong, New South Wales
98. Penistone, South Yorkshire
99. Cumby, Texas
100. Chass rules over the Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands
101. Vaduz, Liechtenstein
102. A Wank is good for your health, Bavaria
103. Ian's on the Hooker Corner, Indiana
104. Brest Railway Museum, Belarus
105. Craggy Island, Ireland
106. Rooty Hill Holiday Inn, New South Wales
107. Westward Ho!, Devon, England
108. Loveladies, New Jersey
109. Desert Island VII
110. I bid you Adiós, Spain
111. Smackover, Arkansas
112. Jen's holidaying at Shag Point, New Zealand
113. Mollie's Nipple, Utah
114. Shitlington Crags, Northumberland
115. Pity Me, County Durham
116. Why, Arizona
117. Die, Drôme
118. Bitche, France
119. Screwy's never had a Bird-in-Hand, Pennsylvania
120. Pecker's Point, Newfoundland
121. Fake breasts, Nigeria
122. Bonnie's buying Beer, Devon
123. Bonnie's selling Weed, California
124. Cockplay, Scotland
125. Little Snoring, Norfolk
126. Crap, Albania
127. Mount Buggery, Victoria
128. Mount Gay, West Virginia
129. Watch out for the Dickshooter, Idaho
130. River Piddle, Dorset
131. Wanglik, Guangdong
132. Conception Junction, Missouri
133. Intercourse, Pennsylvania
134. Wendy-cum-Jolly, Hertfordshire
135. Bald Knob, Arkansas
136. Axver has never seen a Woodenbong, New South Wales
137. 8 Hiscock Road, Melbourne
138. Shades of Death Road, New Jersey
139. Cinnaminson, New Jersey
140. Serena is Still a Postwhore, Louisiana
141. Liam likes a redhead Slutsk, Belarus
142. Crapaud, Prince Edward Island
143. Little George Michael Coc'nuts, Pitcairn Island
144. Some crowds make this a Bland Place, Otara, Auckland
145. Boggus Motor Company, Harlingen, Texas
146. Zzyzx, California, aka "Buy a Vowel!"
147. Blubberhouses, Yorkshire
148. Rum Jungle, Northern Territory
149. Broomrape Lane, Lake Havasu City, Arizona
150. One Tree Hill, Auckland
151. Monster, The Netherlands
152. Kilbrittain, Ireland
153. Murderkill River, Delaware
154. Booze, North Yockshire
155. Yap, Federated States of Micronesia
156. Ohai, New Zealand
157. Tumbleweed Restaurant, Chillicothe, Ohio
158. Belcher Islands, Nunavut
159. Shitterton, Dorset
160. Te Puke, Bay of Plenty, New Zealand
161. Fakfak, Indonesian New Guinea
162. Hackballscross, Ireland
163. Goobertown, Arkansas
164. How Appropriate, Queensland
165. CN Tower, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (like a penis stabbing the heavens, m'boys!)
166. Old Harry Rocks your socks, Dorset, England
167. Museum Voor Oude Kunst, Brussels, Belgium (six months of the postwhorehouse)
168. Devil's Beef Tub, Scotland
169. Sparta, Wisconsin
170. Hot Hungarian Salami Sandwich Islands
171. Last Train to Satansville, Pennsylvania
172. Turda, Romania
173. Gofuku, Japan
174. Kandahār roads, Afghanistan
175. Mount Disappointment, Victoria, Australia
176. Mount Difficult, Victoria, Australia
177. Mount Hopeless, Victoria, Australia
178. Blue Mountains, New Zealand
179. Attica Correctional Facility, Attica, New York
180. Cockhill, Buncrana, Donegal
181. Muff Diving Clubhouse, Muff, Donegal
182. Dublin, Texas and its Dr Pepper
183. Ashley is on the hooker corner, Indiana
184. Andrew's Failure: Bald Knob, White County, Arkansas - So great we just had to visit it twice
185. Liam will only ever Come By Chance, Newfoundland and Labrador
186. Larry Mullen's father should've used a Condom, Gers, France
187. Farnham, Surrey, England
188. Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines
189. Moneymore, Wicklow, Ireland
190. Goobies, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
191. Dyke Parade, Mardyke, Cork, Ireland
192. Clit, Arad, Romania
193. Climax, Saskatchewan
194. Give her the Finger, Tennessee
195. I want to Ramer, Tennessee
196. Guys I hate you all, Tennessee
197. Woodcock vs bug pinus, Pennsylvania
198. Show us your Booby Island, Queensland
199. Stickittoandre, Melbourne
200. Kicked in the Balzers, Liechtenstein (200 Superthreads!)
201. Nobber, County Meath, Ireland
202. Scattered Islands in the Indian Ocean
203. Where Reynolds Cut the Firewood, Pitcairn Island
204. Spot the Coward, South Carolina
205. d00dstill, The Netherlands
206. Anti-Atlas, Morocco
207. What a Wankie place, Zimbabwe
208. Bangkok, Thailand
209. Lulworth Cove, Dorset, England
210. Ushuaia, Argentina
211. Kilmore Church, Dervaig, Isle of Mull
212. Chicken, Alaska, aka "Sarah Palin is an idiot"
213. Cape Catastrophe, South Australia
214. Let's feed Palin to a Hongerige Wolf, Groningen, Neverland
215. Crackpot, North Yorkshire
216. Weener, Lower Saxony, Germany
217. Hafnarfjörður, Iceland
218. Desventuradas Islands, Chile
219. Editing this list is a Corny Point, South Australia
220. Dhuusamarreeb, Somalia
221. Best. Netherlands. Ever.
222. Kökjanggak, Kyrgyzstan
223. The Esses, Mount Panorama, Bathurst, New South Wales
224. Titz, Germany
225. Bad Axe, Michigan
226. Sumgayit, Azerbaijan
227. Titness, Suriname
228. Messing-cum-Inworth, Essex, England
229. Bonkle, Lanarkshire, Scotland
230. Feed the world, let them know it's Alfalfa time, Oregon
231. Usa, Oita, Japan
232. Le Tampon, Réunion
233. Yorkeys Knob, Queensland
234. Soddin' Mountain Goat Island, New South Wales
235. Glasscock County, Texas
236. Kouchibouguac National Park, New Brunswick, Whoooot Khanada
237. Frostproof, Florida
238. Double Trouble State Park, New Asswipe
239. Wasilla, Alaska
240. Obama, Fukui, Japan
241. The Beehive, Wellington, Bad Luck, New Zealand!
242. Chevy Chase, Maryland
243. John Key and his Disappointment Islands, French Polynesia
244. Chuuk, Federated States of Micronesia
245. Gaylord, Kansas
246. Mormon Bar, California
247. Clipperton Island

Welcome to the little Superthread that finally could. Over 150 Superthreads since I first prepared a Foulness thread but somebody else beat me and took us to another location, we have arrived on this marshy little island off the English coast. It is home to Ashley Bono boiling in a pot 212 foul people and has a church, general store, and post office, although its pub sadly closed last year. The island is owned by the British Ministry of Defence and access is limited. Back in 1953, God decided the island was just a bit too foul and flooded it, but he didn't go quite Noah's Ark on it as not all of the island was submerged and only two people died.

Foulness - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

:fuckyeah:

 

[Axver]

:fuckyeah:

See you folks in about an hour or so.

 

[bono_212]

Ashley Bono boiling in a pot 212

 

[The Sad Punk]

Finally! It's the Little Thread That Couldn't!

:fuckyeah:

 

[bono_212]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 1,003
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Axver 239
bono_212 119
The Sad Punk 92
RegularBonoFan 79
bono_man2002 79
KhanadaRhodes 73
liamcool 53
coolian2 39
Alisaura 30
Irishteen 30
Varitek 29
Angela Harlem 26
LemonMelon 24
cinnaminson 23
DreamOutLoud13 16
COBL_04 16
phanan 9
mysterious_jen 8
onebloodonelife 8
phillyfan26 6
major_panic 4
Galeongirl 1



You guys have about 11 minutes til I bail on you

 

[Reggo]

:fuckyeah:

Damn, I hate firewalls. I need moar Dun-HAM.

 

[bono_212]

:fuckyeah:

Damn, I hate friewalls. I need moar Dun-HAM.

Did you just call him dun-HAM?!

 

[Reggo]

Did you just call him dun-HAM?!

yes, as an allusion to Peanut's bit from Spark of Insanity.

 

[bono_212]

yes, as an allusion to Peanut's bit from Spark of Insanity.

(I know )

 

[Reggo]

(I know )

Jef-fuh-fuh Dun-HAM.

I think he gave up on Sweet Daddy D from Arguing with Myself. But then he brought back Melvin for Spark of Insanity, so maybe he has the not-so-popular ones on rotation.

 

[bono_212]

Jef-fuh-fuh Dun-HAM.

I think he gave up on Sweet Daddy D from Arguing with Myself. But then he rbought back Melvin for Spark of Insanity, so maybe he has the not-so-popular ones on rotation.

Who is guitar guy though? He showed up a couple times during the Christmas special. He was hilarious in that he never speaks, but he couldn't help but laugh at some stuff. It was great.

 

[Reggo]

Who is guitar guy though? He showed up a couple times during the Christmas special. He was hilarious in that he never speaks, but he couldn't help but laugh at some stuff. It was great.

I don't know. Maybe it's on jeffdunham.com cause Achmed referenced the website once or twice.

 

[liamcool]

silent in the morning

 

[bono_212]

I don't know. Maybe it's on jeffdunham.com cause Achmed referenced the website once or twice.

Well he's a real person, Ishould have mentioned that.

 

[The Sad Punk]

I feel like a drive. Catch you guys later.

 

[bono_212]

fare thee well Bonnie

 

[liamcool]

See ya Bonnie.

 

[Reggo]

Well he's a real person, Ishould have mentioned that.

I know he's a real person. I saw it, too. I just don't know why he was there.

 

[bono_212]

I know he's a real person. I saw it, too. I just don't know why he was there.

OHHH ok, I thought you hadn't watched it yet.

Yeah apparently he's in their youtube videos ro something? I don't know but he was making me laugh so he's aight in my book

 

[Reggo]

Jef-fuh-fuh Dun-HAM.

I think he gave up on Sweet Daddy D from Arguing with Myself. But then he brought back Melvin for Spark of Insanity, so maybe he has the not-so-popular ones on rotation.

Actually this should be Jef-fuh-fuh Dun-HAM dot com

 

[Reggo]

OHHH ok, I thought you hadn't watched it yet.

Yeah apparently he's in their youtube videos ro something? I don't know but he was making me laugh so he's aight in my book

OMG. Jeff recorded a Christmas album with all the guys. Excuse me, I'm going to go over here and die of laughter.

 

[bono_212]

Jeff's going to be in Chi-town in December. Dad said if he's around around Christmas time (he always seems to be in our area at Christmas time) he might take me to see him. I'll have to let him know.

 

[Reggo]

Jeff's going to be in Chi-town in December. Dad said if he's around around Christmas time (he always seems to be in our area at Christmas time) he might take me to see him. I'll have to let him know.

Dude, I would LOVE to see Dunham live. I'd have to wear a diaper cause I'd be pissing myself laughing and I don't dare leave cause of what happened to Mike with Walter from Arguing with Myself.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Hi, bed sores

I just got more uni results back. I'm 23rd out of 298 students.
In worse news, I'm the victim of a tupperware lady. She is trying to rope me in to some bullshit with those container parties. I think she and I will showdown tomorrow night. It won't be pretty.


People and their scammer parties

 

[bono_212]

Are you or someone you know a victim of tupperware?

If so, please call 555-5585

 

[Reggo]

Hi, bed sores

I just got more uni results back. I'm 23rd out of 298 students.
In worse news, I'm the victim of a tupperware lady. She is trying to rope me in to some bullshit with those container parties. I think she and I will showdown tomorrow night. It won't be pretty.


People and their scammer parties

Tupperware, FTL

 

[bono_212]

Did Khan ditch us?

 

[Reggo]

Are you or someone you know a victim of tupperware?

If so, please call 555-5585

*fans self* OMG, Ashley. *wipes tear*

 

[bono_212]

*fans self* OMG, Ashley. *wipes tear*

He he, :bows: