Foulness, Essex Superthread

[The Sad Punk]

You two just need to stay up for 24 hours, this is the only possible course of action to please all parties.

I have a cold and a doctor's appointment (unrelated to each other) in the morning! This event that dozens of people are interested in has to have its time slot changed completely so it can only suit me!

 

[The Sad Punk]

Ha ha, The Hold Steady are coming to Melbourne. HEY! Melbourne is too good for your quasi-Springsteen, utterly inferior pretentious wank! Go home!

Have another vat of wine, dear.

 

[bono_212]

Ha ha, The Hold Steady are coming to Melbourne. HEY! Melbourne is too good for your quasi-Springsteen, utterly inferior pretentious wank! Go home!

They SUCK. Oh my God, they suck so hard. I don't know who I disliked more, them or that My ....something Jacket whatever band.


Librarian

 

[Axver]

Yeah, I was going to single out early '92, but you get what I mean. Fuck, FUCK. I hate MacPhisto. Fuck that shit. God that is some fucking terrible shit. Ruin some fucking good songs, you daft cunt.

I don't know what kind of a person would think of that, especially for the early days. I suppose they'd draw that conclusion from thinking, oh look, he was in Lypton Village, I really don't know everything about that because I'm just some fucko fan that's read a few misdirected pages written by Eamon Dunphy about it but I'm going to say that because that gang was kind of artsy and performeriffic that Bono had all kinds of masks even in The Day. What the fuck, man. Where am I.

I love you, Bonnie. You SuperWin at life and at opinions.

So, yeah, MacPhisto blew. Bono just tried too hard. At least Mirrorball Man brought the lulz. Any satire of wanky televangelists is guaranteed to do well in some regard. And Mirrorball Man TOTALLY suited Desire. What did MacPhisto suit? I'll tell you what. NOTHING. He was just a silly overblown character that Bono never quite refined.

And come on, the Virgin Prunes took all the artsiness with them. U2 were blatantly obvious, but at that point, they weren't rich slobs and had a sincerity people who aren't billionaires can appreciate. Now they're just wanky yacht owners who live in houses on the Riviera and should shut the fuck up.

 

[The Sad Punk]

My Morning Jacket?

They suck pretty bad huh Ashley

 

[Axver]

I have a cold and a doctor's appointment (unrelated to each other) in the morning! This event that dozens of people are interested in has to have its time slot changed completely so it can only suit me!

I SUPPORT THIS ENTIRELY. Just because the event that dozens of people are interested in requires your Cartoon Talents of Ultimate SuperWin.

Have another vat of wine, dear.

Alright, my piranha-fish.

 

[Axver]

They SUCK. Oh my God, they suck so hard. I don't know who I disliked more, them or that My ....something Jacket whatever band.


Librarian

What are you talking about? Librarian is the best song EVAR.

EVAR.

My Morning Jacket?

They suck pretty bad huh Ashley

My Morning Jacket is silly! It is silly to like My Morning Jacket!

 

[bono_212]

My Morning Jacket?

They suck pretty bad huh Ashley

That's right, Bonnie!

 

[Axver]

POST MORE. I AM SOBERING UP, FOOLS.


clf

 

[The Sad Punk]

I SUPPORT THIS ENTIRELY. Just because the event that dozens of people are interested in requires your Cartoon Talents of Ultimate SuperWin.

Aw c'mon that's all Traviud's thread, he can do the cartoons in there. It's not like he's busy enough or anything!

 

[The Sad Punk]

POST MORE. I AM SOBERING UP, FOOLS.


clf

Drink more! I am posting less!

 

[The Sad Punk]

Ooh hey I'm gonna go watch the Inthistowntastic Knockin' On Heaven's Door. I haven't watched that shit in aaaages.

 

[bono_212]

Post post post post post.

WOw, i really should read over my notes for my test at least.

 

[Axver]

Drink more! I am posting less!

POST MORE, YOU SILLY 19TH CENTURY SOUTH AUSTRALIAN!

I just poured my 12th or 13th glass of wine!

Celebrating is fun.

 

[Axver]

Aw c'mon that's all Traviud's thread, he can do the cartoons in there. It's not like he's busy enough or anything!

But Bonnie, your cartoons are made of Extra SuperWin! Though so are Traviud's. If you BOTH posted cartoons ... this world would be a better place! A place of humour. A place of mirth. A place of HAPPINESS.

Ashley agrees, right?

 

[Axver]

Post post post post post.

WOw, i really should read over my notes for my test at least.

Peculiarly, I have noticed that the less I study, the better I do. It's all kinds of WTF. But in my first year back in Queensland, I saw U2 on 13/11 and had an exam on 14/11. So I was flying back from Sydney to Brisbane and spent the entire flight studying my notes ... and that was the ONLY subject in which I have got below the highest mark (though I think I will get below the highest mark in Melbourne for at least one subject this semester, just because I no longer give a shit about PolSci).

 

[The Sad Punk]

Ashley talk to Ax he is a lonely binge drinker

 

[bono_212]

Ashley agrees with your sweeping claim.

 

[bono_212]

Ashley talk to Ax he is a lonely binge drinker

iz so sad.

 

[Axver]

iz so sad.

Keep me company before I collapse into bed!

Or maybe Traviud should speak up. What a quiet bugger.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Traviud! Stop thinking about playing music as albums and post in the Superthread!

 

[bono_212]

Not just to his death, but to a lake of fire clearly meant to symbolize Hell, where his flesh will be burned continually for eternity. Proving once again there is no god more cruel and vengeful than Disney.

 

[bono_212]

OH he is lurking isn't he

 

[The Sad Punk]

ARGH this file I'm playing has no sound. I'm nearly fucking crying here, folks.

 

[bono_212]

ARGH this file I'm playing has no sound. I'm nearly fucking crying here, folks.

Do you haz a sad or a happy?

 

[LemonMelon]

Keep me company before I collapse into bed!

Or maybe Traviud should speak up. What a quiet bugger.

If you want me to talk to you here, stop crying to me about your lost childhood in PMs.

 

[Axver]

Do you haz a sad or a happy?

If the file she is trying to play is The Hold Steady, she is almost crying from delirious joy.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Do you haz a sad or a happy?

I have a sad. I guess I could just play the visuals to this while listening to something else. That might actually be really good!

 

[The Sad Punk]

Hi Traviud, is Abbey Road number one?

 

[Axver]

If you want me to talk to you here, stop crying to me about your lost childhood in PMs.

But I want it back! Why won't it come back? Is it because I included too much Agalloch in my top 50 albums?