First Annual Blue Crack Joke Contest!

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Sorry, no more iTunes I used them all....:(






























































Just kidding! :lol:

Thora....expect the Tunes on your PM mail box later today....

:wink:
 
Congrats to fah and ThoraSEB for their awesome joketelling skillz!


One more before I leave...

How do you get holy water?


You boil the hell out of it.


:hyper:

:D
 
:bump:

All right, bring on round 3! The iTunes certificate only works for someone from the States. Since I live in Canada, it doesn't work for me, so I'm giving the certificate away.

Sooooo... if you're from the States, here's your chance! Submit your best jokes! I'll pick a winner on Tuesday. Aaaand - go! :D
 
Awwwww that's too bad about your certificate!!! Maybe you could email them and ask if you can still use it??

Anyways.... here's one of my faves...



Why couldn't the little kids go see the pirate movie?







Because it was rated ARrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!



:D
 
bonocomet said:
Awwwww that's too bad about your certificate!!! Maybe you could email them and ask if you can still use it??

I didn't think about asking that, but it's fine. I'm happy to give someone else a chance to enjoy the free music! :D
 
And here's another one of my favorite blonde jokes:

A blonde goes to see her gynecologist for her annual checkup. Her doctor gives her all the standard tests and examines her.

"Congratulations, you're pregnant!" the blonde's doctor tells her at the end of her office visit.

Unhappy, the blonde bursts into tears.

"Is it mine?" she asks her doctor.


Thank you, I'll be here all week! Enjoy the veal! :wink:
 
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Congrats Thora for the win, only sorry the cert doesn't work in Canada. That's a bummer. I love reading the jokes here, they make me laugh! Keep them coming, gang!

And a great big thanks to Carlos for his generous contributions of the iTunes certs too. :applaud:
 
A Scottish Wedding....

"Ach, it's all going grand," says Gavin.
"I've got everything organized already:
the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night...

Angus nods approvingly.

"Ah've even bought a kilt ta be married in!" continues Gavin.

"A kilt?" exclaims Angus, "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that!"
"And what's the tartan?"
Angus then enquires.

"Och," says Gavin, "I'd imagine she'll be in white..."
 
i have a re-entry. it might have been posted here already but im not reading through it :angry:


two fish are swimming down the stream
one fish runs into a log and says "damn".

:mad:
 
I know this competitions over but it has to be said

What is the difference between Princess Daina and Tiger Woods?

Tiger has a better driver

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What did princess diana where on the day of her funeral?

A Bonnet
 
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