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Old 07-06-2005, 04:19 PM   #121
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Ralph: " it tastes like burning"

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Old 07-06-2005, 07:42 PM   #122
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Originally posted by inmyplace13
Lemonfix has an amazing avamatar.

I haven't watched any Homestars in so long. I used to be so up to date on my Strong Bad Emails.
Thanks, finally figured out how to do avatars yesterday actually And I too need to get caught up with my strongbad email....

Anyway, here's another

(Troy McClure, while performing in the Springfield Dinner Theater's musical version of Planet of the Apes)

I hate every ape I see/
From Chimpan--A to Chimpan--Z/
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!/

(A cardboard statue of liberty rises in the background)

Oh I was wrong!/
It was Earth, all along!/
They've finally made a monkey/
(Apes) Yes, we've finally made a monkey/
Yes they've finally made a monkey/
Out of me!

I love you Dr Zayus!

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Old 07-07-2005, 05:23 AM   #123
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A few from Comic Book Guy:

Comic Book Guy: These “Bat Pants” have been shredded by the Riddler.
Dry Cleaner Clerk: No, just your ass.
Comic Book Guy: That’s what I call my ass.

Comic Book Guy: Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. .... Worst episode ever.

Comic Book Guy: I insist you take special care with my collection of valuable and humorous bumper stickers, particularly this one (he indicates a sticker which reads "My Other Car Is A Millennium
Falcon") which was given to me by a Harrison Ford lookalike.
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Old 07-09-2005, 01:06 AM   #124
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Frank Grimes: You've been into oute space?!

Homer: Sure...... u've never been
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Old 07-09-2005, 01:15 AM   #125
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The scene with Burns and Homer in the cabin in 'Mountain of Madness' is pure gold. I don't remember it by heart, but its somethng like this.....

Burns: Ah sitting..... the great leveller, from the highest aristocrat to the poorest pauper, there isn't a man alive who doesn't enjoy a good sit!

Homer: Here is a move i've been tinkering with...... say i want to get that dip.

Burns: Why you'd have to get up!

Homer: Wrong! (Bangs foot on table until dip wabbles its way to him and into his hand)

Burns: Sir..... i am in your debt!

Homer: Use it wisely my friend!
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Old 07-09-2005, 01:25 AM   #126
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From the McClure special where he takes us through the early days and some outtakes (138th episode spectacular?).

*Shocked glance at camera*


*Laughing* "They haven't changed a bit, have they?"
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Old 07-09-2005, 11:30 AM   #127
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Troy McClure: (On TV, pressing orange to face) Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.
Homer: (At home, pressing orange to face) Huh? You mean there’s a better way?
Troy: But that’s all changed. Thanks to the Juice Loosener. Let’s meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.
Dr. Nick: Thanks Troy. Hi everybody!
Crowd: Hi Dr. Nick!
Dr. Nick: Troy, would you like a glass of orange juice?
Troy: I sure would. But won’t we have to pay those outrageous grocery store prices for something the farmer probably spit in?
Dr. Nick: Not anymore! All thanks to the new Juice Loosener.
(Dr. Nick pours a bag of oranges into the loosener and starts it, making a lot of noise)
Troy: Dr, are you sure its on? I can’t hear a thing.
Dr Nick: (screaming) It’s whisper quiet!
(Machine stops and one drop of orange juice goes into the glass)
Troy: You got all that from one bag of oranges?
Dr. Nick: That’s right. Order now, and you’ll also get sun-n-run. The suntan lotion that’s also a laxative.
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Old 07-10-2005, 06:46 AM   #128
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Homer: why you little... *strangles Bart*
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Old 07-10-2005, 10:11 AM   #129
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Marge needs help, and lord know I'm not the man to provide it.
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Old 07-10-2005, 10:19 AM   #130
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Another Troy McClure classic....

*At the end of a sex-education video*

' ......And now that u know how its done.......Don't do it!'
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Old 07-11-2005, 12:57 PM   #131
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Originally posted by Cassis
They have the Internet on computers, now?

who said that?

some comic book guy lines:

"last night's Itchy & Scratchy was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever...rest assured I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world"

"worst webisode ever!"

"there is no emoticon for what I'm feeling right now"
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Old 07-12-2005, 10:56 AM   #132
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So many to choose from... but one of my favourites has got to be (and I'm sorry if this isn't totally correct/someone's already posted it):

HOMER<after telling the kids he's dying>: Well, aren't you upset?

LISA: Dad, you forget. We're from the MTV generation. We experience neither highs nor lows.

HOMER: Really? What's it like?

LISA: <shrugs shoulders> meh.


MR BURNS[I think]: <Says something about how he is alive>
SELMA: Well he passes the Selma test!

Or the very dry comment that I feel strangely guilty for laughing at:

<driving though a Hollywood film lot>

MARGE: Look! There's Robert Downey Jr. filming a shoot-out with the police!

BART: But I don't see any cameras.

You could go on quoting forever, there's so many classic moments.
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Old 07-13-2005, 04:32 AM   #133
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Selma: We're a package. Love me, love MacGyver.
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Old 07-13-2005, 05:08 AM   #134
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Originally posted by miss becky
Selma: We're a package. Love me, love MacGyver.
Great one, love that episode
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Old 07-13-2005, 05:50 AM   #135
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Kent Brockman: I said it and I'll say it again...DEMOCRACY DOESN'T WORK!
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Old 07-13-2005, 11:08 AM   #136
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Originally posted by Bonochick

Feel free to breathe new life into that thread, folks. I'm gonna go ahead and close this one.
OMG, I said that back in May...and then I forgot to close this thread!

I am so embarrassed!!!!!

Well, damn...it can just stay open now!!!!!!!!
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Old 07-14-2005, 09:09 AM   #137
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Milhouse: Otto has a girlfriend, Otto has a girlfriend!
Otto: That's right. I do.
Milhouse: Uh, I know you do......baby.
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Old 07-14-2005, 10:20 AM   #138
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Just thought of another one that always makes me laugh (dunno about anyone else):

MOE:<makes choking noises> I'm choking on my own rage here!
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Old 07-14-2005, 09:44 PM   #139
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Barney: My name is Barney Gumbel, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr. Gumbel, this is a Girl Scout meeting.
Barney: Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?
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Old 07-15-2005, 07:33 AM   #140
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Lisa: This award show is the biggest farce i've seen.

Bart: What about the Emmy's?

Lisa: I stand corrected.

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