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Old 06-19-2005, 01:34 PM   #81
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Are we alone on this planet? Yes. And by yes, i mean no.

(that speech by Lenard Nimoy at the beginning of 'The Springfield Files' is absolutely hilarious)
Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
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Old 06-20-2005, 12:33 AM   #82
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Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.
yeah that's the one! I sorta mxed it up. But that particular episode is just great.
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Old 06-20-2005, 12:41 AM   #83
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Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did
their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be
nice, hostidididildilidilly ah HELL diddily ding dong crap!
Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!?
[shocked gasps]
Marge: Ned! We meant well, and everyone here tried their best.
Ned: Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh,
your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because
you have gooooooooood intentions!
Bart: Hey! Back off, man!
Ned: Ooh okay, duuuuude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, maaaan!
Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years:
"Hey, Buddy, got a quarter?"
[everyone gasps]
Bart: I am shocked and appalled.
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
Ned: Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa
Simpson! Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!
[Wiggum laughs]
What do we have here? The long, flabby arm of the law! The
last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars!!
Krusty: [writing it down] Mallowmars, oh that's going in the act!
Ned: Oh, yeah. The clown, the only one of you buffoons who doesn't
make me laugh! [to Lenny] And as for you, I don't know you but
I'm sure you're a jerk!
Lenny: Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?
Ned: [to Moe] You ugly, hate-filled man!
Moe: Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was
the third thing you said?
[everyone backs away as Ned marches after Homer lastly]
Ned: Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy.
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I may be naked and reeking of panda love, but I've got to stop this before it goes too far.
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"You know that you can kill a man when he comes to your house?"-some guy
"OOOO, FFFFLLLLLLLAAAAAAAANDDDDDEEEEEEEEERSSSS, come here"-Homer
"Of course not when he's invited"-same guy
"Howdoddlie do"-Flanders
"Get lost!"-Homer
"Dooddlie do"-Flanders
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Bart: Dad, you shot Zombie!Flanders!
Homer: Flanders was a zombie?
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Kwik-E-Mart Song:-

"Oh wont u rhyme with meeeee... - Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?"

"Their floors are sticky mart..."

"They make dad sicky mart..."

"Let's hurl a bricky mart..."

"The Kwik-E-Mart is real.....DOH!"

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Old 06-21-2005, 07:08 AM   #88
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Kwik-E-Mart Song:-

"Oh wont u rhyme with meeeee... - Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?"

"Their floors are sticky mart..."

"They make dad sicky mart..."

"Let's hurl a bricky mart..."

"The Kwik-E-Mart is real.....DOH!"

I the Kwik-E-Mart song!!
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I the Kwik-E-Mart song!!
It's good but not as classic as Lisa's Union Strike Song....


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That One Armed Guy (forgot his name) "not so fast!"
Homer: ooo k
Guy: Maybe you should just stop!
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It's good but not as classic as Lisa's Union Strike Song....


come gather 'round children
its high time ye learned
about a hero named homer
and a devil named burns
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"Look at that flubber fly!"

"wha you little!"
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come gather 'round children
its high time ye learned
about a hero named homer
and a devil named burns
Lenny - Now play Classical Gas!

I Love this thread.

Marge - Homey, I'm just going to the shop to get some food.
Homer - Steak?
Marge - Money's to tight for steak.
Homer - Steak?
Marge - Yeah, sure, steak.
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You are about to learn that the two most dangerous words in the english language are Marge Simpson.
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Hi! Im Troy McClure, you may remember me from such celebrity funerals as Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye and Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge
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Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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All right, lets not panic. Ill make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything thats even remotely true!

Kids, kids. As far as Daddys concerned, youre both potential murderers.

Hey, I asked for ketchup! Im eatin salad here!

Just because I dont care doesnt mean I dont understand!
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They have the Internet on computers, now?

Well, crying isnt gonna bring him back … unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog.

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.

No, no, no, Lisa. If adults dont like their jobs, they dont go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed. Thats the American Way.
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and of course:

FEMAILMAN!
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Prostitutes (to Bart) - Are you looking for a good time sailor?
Bart - Why yes I am!
Marge - No you're not! (Closes the door then opens it again)
Marge - He's really not.
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