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inmyplace13 said:
Lemonfix has an amazing avamatar.

I haven't watched any Homestars in so long. I used to be so up to date on my Strong Bad Emails.

Thanks, finally figured out how to do avatars yesterday actually :reject: And I too need to get caught up with my strongbad email....

Anyway, here's another

(Troy McClure, while performing in the Springfield Dinner Theater's musical version of Planet of the Apes)

I hate every ape I see/
From Chimpan--A to Chimpan--Z/
No you'll never make a monkey out of me!/

(A cardboard statue of liberty rises in the background)

Oh I was wrong!/
It was Earth, all along!/
They've finally made a monkey/
(Apes) Yes, we've finally made a monkey/
Yes they've finally made a monkey/
Out of me!

I love you Dr Zayus!
 
A few from Comic Book Guy:

Comic Book Guy: These “Bat Pants” have been shredded by the Riddler.
Dry Cleaner Clerk: No, just your ass.
Comic Book Guy: That’s what I call my ass.

Comic Book Guy: Last night's 'Itchy and Scratchy Show' was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. .... Worst episode ever.


Comic Book Guy: I insist you take special care with my collection of valuable and humorous bumper stickers, particularly this one (he indicates a sticker which reads "My Other Car Is A Millennium
Falcon") which was given to me by a Harrison Ford lookalike.
 
Frank Grimes: You've been into oute space?!

Homer: Sure...... u've never been
 
The scene with Burns and Homer in the cabin in 'Mountain of Madness' is pure gold. I don't remember it by heart, but its somethng like this.....

Burns: Ah sitting..... the great leveller, from the highest aristocrat to the poorest pauper, there isn't a man alive who doesn't enjoy a good sit!

Homer: Here is a move i've been tinkering with...... say i want to get that dip.

Burns: Why you'd have to get up!

Homer: Wrong! (Bangs foot on table until dip wabbles its way to him and into his hand)

Burns: Sir..... i am in your debt!

Homer: Use it wisely my friend!
 
Troy McClure: (On TV, pressing orange to face) Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.
Homer: (At home, pressing orange to face) Huh? You mean there’s a better way?
Troy: But that’s all changed. Thanks to the Juice Loosener. Let’s meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera.
Dr. Nick: Thanks Troy. Hi everybody!
Crowd: Hi Dr. Nick!
Dr. Nick: Troy, would you like a glass of orange juice?
Troy: I sure would. But won’t we have to pay those outrageous grocery store prices for something the farmer probably spit in?
Dr. Nick: Not anymore! All thanks to the new Juice Loosener.
(Dr. Nick pours a bag of oranges into the loosener and starts it, making a lot of noise)
Troy: Dr, are you sure its on? I can’t hear a thing.
Dr Nick: (screaming) It’s whisper quiet!
(Machine stops and one drop of orange juice goes into the glass)
Troy: You got all that from one bag of oranges?
Dr. Nick: That’s right. Order now, and you’ll also get sun-n-run. The suntan lotion that’s also a laxative.
 
Another Troy McClure classic....

*At the end of a sex-education video*

' ......And now that u know how its done.......Don't do it!'
 
Cassis said:
They have the Internet on computers, now?


:laugh: who said that?

some comic book guy lines:

"last night's Itchy & Scratchy was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever...rest assured I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world"

"worst webisode ever!"

"there is no emoticon for what I'm feeling right now"
 
So many to choose from... but one of my favourites has got to be (and I'm sorry if this isn't totally correct/someone's already posted it):

HOMER<after telling the kids he's dying>: Well, aren't you upset?

LISA: Dad, you forget. We're from the MTV generation. We experience neither highs nor lows.

HOMER: Really? What's it like?

LISA: <shrugs shoulders> meh.

Or

MR BURNS[I think]: <Says something about how he is alive>
SELMA: Well he passes the Selma test!

Or the very dry comment that I feel strangely guilty for laughing at:

<driving though a Hollywood film lot>

MARGE: Look! There's Robert Downey Jr. filming a shoot-out with the police!

BART: But I don't see any cameras.

You could go on quoting forever, there's so many classic moments.
 
Bonochick said:


Feel free to breathe new life into that thread, folks. I'm gonna go ahead and close this one.

OMG, I said that back in May...and then I forgot to close this thread!

I am so embarrassed!!!!! :eek: :lol: :reject:

Well, damn...it can just stay open now!!!!!!!! :lol:
 
Milhouse: Otto has a girlfriend, Otto has a girlfriend!
Otto: That's right. I do.
Milhouse: Uh, I know you do......baby.
 
Just thought of another one that always makes me laugh (dunno about anyone else):

MOE:<makes choking noises> I'm choking on my own rage here!
 
Barney: My name is Barney Gumbel, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr. Gumbel, this is a Girl Scout meeting.
Barney: Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?
 
Lisa: This award show is the biggest farce i've seen.

Bart: What about the Emmy's?

Lisa: I stand corrected.
 
Homer: "Kill my boss? Do I dare to live up the American dream?"
 
Reverend Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand."
Homer: [pointing a finger] And you remember
[thinks]
Homer: Matthew... 21:17.
Reverend Lovejoy: [confused] "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there?"
Homer: Yeah. Think about it.
 
Frank Grimes: .....Homer, from now on, we are enemies!

Homer: Do i have to do anything?
 
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