Favourite Simpsons quotes. - Page 3

randhail · 06-02-2005, 11:38 AM

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't come in today, don't bother coming in on Monday either.

Homer: Woohoo!!! Four day weekend!!!

miss becky · 06-02-2005, 02:20 PM

Homer: Wow, a baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my life?

shrmn8rpoptart · 06-03-2005, 12:48 PM

i bent my wookie

VertigoGal · 06-03-2005, 01:45 PM

Homer (looking around at beautiful tropical island in South Pacific): "I'm gonna turn this place into a PARADISE!
(next scene shows tons of casinos, etc)

Missionary: Your father is doing missionary work in the South Pacific
Bart: Dad's dead, isnt he.

Sean: "well i was just pickin me teeth outta the gutter..."
"and then he turned back into the lamppost"

those might be paraphrased, wish i could remember more

AquariumDrinker · 06-03-2005, 07:53 PM

Homer (when he awakens to the smell of a meal the automated house voiced by Pierce Bronsan prepares in an attempt to kill him): "Mmm....Unexplained Bacon"

Another Homer one (directed to the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your gloomy music, my kids no longer dream of a future I cannot provide"

VertigoGal · 06-03-2005, 08:21 PM

^^^haha, love the smashing pumpkins one!

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things

this one might only be funny to me cos for weeks afterward my little brother went around saying "a leprechaun told me to burn things!"

D'oh! · 06-04-2005, 02:43 AM

HELOOOOO ST. LOUIS!

umm.... thats SPRINGFIELD Steven!

D'oh! · 06-04-2005, 02:47 AM

Buzz Aldrin: second comes right after first!

D'oh! · 06-04-2005, 02:50 AM

Dear Baby! welcome to dumpsville...... population: You

D'oh! · 06-04-2005, 02:52 AM

And now....the moment that you've all been waiting for.... like the salivating dogs that you are..

cobl04 · 06-05-2005, 03:51 AM

Homer - "Come on kids, lets go home."
Lisa - "Dad, we are home."
Homer - "That was fast."

Boss of Kwik-E-Mart - "You may ask me three questions."
Apu - "That's great because I only need to ask one--"
Homer - "Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?"
Boss - "Yes."
Homer - "Really?"
Boss - "Yes."
Homer - "Really?"
Boss - "Yes. Thank you come again."
Apu - "But I need to--"
Head - "Thank you come again."

Radio guy to Lisa when she wants radio to play Bleeding Gums Murphy record - "Just take a look at our morning guy."
Hans Moleman - "Welcome to Mornings with Moleman. Part 8 of the pain in which I live in everyday..."

Relocation guy - "You're new name is Mr. Thompson. So lets practice. I say hello Mr. Thompson you say hello back. Hello Mr. Thompson." (No response)
CUTS TO NEXT SCENE
Relocation guy - "Now when I stand on your foot and so hello Mr. thompson, you just smile and nod. Hello mr. thompson."
Homer - "I think hes talking to you."

Sparkysgrrrl · 06-05-2005, 04:13 AM

I yell this at work often-

"Help me Jeebus! Help me!"

U2girl · 06-06-2005, 01:33 PM

"Smithers, release the hounds."

cobl04 · 06-07-2005, 01:35 AM

Inspired by the one above me -

Homer (to burns) - "oh, so what are you gonna do? release the hounds? releases the hounds that have bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? well go ahead. do your worst."

OnFire · 06-07-2005, 07:50 PM

Release the hounds could be a whole separate thread.

Burns- "whats with Crippler?"

Smithers- "well he's getting on sir, he's been with us since the 60's."

Burns- "Ah yes, I'll never forget the day he bagged his first hippie. That young man wasn't feeling very grooooovy."

pepokiss · 06-07-2005, 08:02 PM

"mmm... forbiden donut"

D'oh! · 06-09-2005, 06:40 AM

(Burns stomping all over miniature springfield)

take that..... take that kwik e mart....... take that stupid bar...... take that power plant!........ oh fiddlesticks!

miss becky · 06-09-2005, 09:52 AM

Homer: That little Timmy is a real hero
Lisa: What makes him a hero, Dad?
Homer: Well he fell down the well and....can't get out.
Lisa: How does that make him a hero?
Homer: Well, it's more than you ever did!

D'oh! · 06-10-2005, 11:31 PM

The Simpsons are going to Bart's idea!

D'oh! · 06-13-2005, 10:43 PM

I call the big one bitey!

06-02-2005, 11:38 AM	#41
randhail Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Outside Providence Posts: 3,560 Local Time: 09:22 AM	Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't come in today, don't bother coming in on Monday either. Homer: Woohoo!!! Four day weekend!!! __________________

06-02-2005, 02:20 PM	#42
miss becky Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 6,107 Local Time: 09:22 AM	Homer: Wow, a baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my life? __________________

06-13-2005, 10:43 PM	#60
D'oh! War Child Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: India Posts: 685 Local Time: 06:52 PM	I call the big one bitey! __________________

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06-03-2005, 12:48 PM	#43
shrmn8rpoptart War Child Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Seward, NE Posts: 516 Local Time: 07:22 AM	i bent my wookie

06-03-2005, 01:45 PM	#44
VertigoGal Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: I'm never alone (I'm alone all the time) Posts: 9,860 Local Time: 08:22 AM	Homer (looking around at beautiful tropical island in South Pacific): "I'm gonna turn this place into a PARADISE! (next scene shows tons of casinos, etc) Missionary: Your father is doing missionary work in the South Pacific Bart: Dad's dead, isnt he. Sean: "well i was just pickin me teeth outta the gutter..." "and then he turned back into the lamppost" those might be paraphrased, wish i could remember more

06-03-2005, 07:53 PM	#45
AquariumDrinker The Fly Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 239 Local Time: 07:22 AM	Homer (when he awakens to the smell of a meal the automated house voiced by Pierce Bronsan prepares in an attempt to kill him): "Mmm....Unexplained Bacon" Another Homer one (directed to the Smashing Pumpkins): "Thanks to your gloomy music, my kids no longer dream of a future I cannot provide"

06-03-2005, 08:21 PM	#46
VertigoGal Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: I'm never alone (I'm alone all the time) Posts: 9,860 Local Time: 08:22 AM	^^^haha, love the smashing pumpkins one! Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun. Bart: Right, the leprechaun. Ralph: He told me to burn things this one might only be funny to me cos for weeks afterward my little brother went around saying "a leprechaun told me to burn things!"

06-04-2005, 02:43 AM	#47
D'oh! War Child Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: India Posts: 685 Local Time: 06:52 PM	HELOOOOO ST. LOUIS! umm.... thats SPRINGFIELD Steven!

06-04-2005, 02:47 AM	#48
D'oh! War Child Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: India Posts: 685 Local Time: 06:52 PM	Buzz Aldrin: second comes right after first!

06-04-2005, 02:50 AM	#49
D'oh! War Child Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: India Posts: 685 Local Time: 06:52 PM	Dear Baby! welcome to dumpsville...... population: You

06-04-2005, 02:52 AM	#50
D'oh! War Child Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: India Posts: 685 Local Time: 06:52 PM	And now....the moment that you've all been waiting for.... like the salivating dogs that you are..

06-05-2005, 03:51 AM	#51
cobl04 45:33 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: East Point to Shaolin Posts: 57,859 Local Time: 12:22 AM	Homer - "Come on kids, lets go home." Lisa - "Dad, we are home." Homer - "That was fast." Boss of Kwik-E-Mart - "You may ask me three questions." Apu - "That's great because I only need to ask one--" Homer - "Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?" Boss - "Yes." Homer - "Really?" Boss - "Yes." Homer - "Really?" Boss - "Yes. Thank you come again." Apu - "But I need to--" Head - "Thank you come again." Radio guy to Lisa when she wants radio to play Bleeding Gums Murphy record - "Just take a look at our morning guy." Hans Moleman - "Welcome to Mornings with Moleman. Part 8 of the pain in which I live in everyday..." Relocation guy - "You're new name is Mr. Thompson. So lets practice. I say hello Mr. Thompson you say hello back. Hello Mr. Thompson." (No response) CUTS TO NEXT SCENE Relocation guy - "Now when I stand on your foot and so hello Mr. thompson, you just smile and nod. Hello mr. thompson." Homer - "I think hes talking to you."

06-05-2005, 04:13 AM	#52
Sparkysgrrrl War Child Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under the table and screaming Posts: 754 Local Time: 05:22 AM	I yell this at work often- "Help me Jeebus! Help me!"

06-06-2005, 01:33 PM	#53
U2girl Blue Crack Addict Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: slovenija Posts: 21,062 Local Time: 02:22 PM	"Smithers, release the hounds."

06-07-2005, 01:35 AM	#54
cobl04 45:33 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: East Point to Shaolin Posts: 57,859 Local Time: 12:22 AM	Inspired by the one above me - Homer (to burns) - "oh, so what are you gonna do? release the hounds? releases the hounds that have bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? well go ahead. do your worst."

06-07-2005, 07:50 PM	#55
OnFire Acrobat Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 386 Local Time: 01:22 PM	Release the hounds could be a whole separate thread. Burns- "whats with Crippler?" Smithers- "well he's getting on sir, he's been with us since the 60's." Burns- "Ah yes, I'll never forget the day he bagged his first hippie. That young man wasn't feeling very grooooovy."

06-07-2005, 08:02 PM	#56
pepokiss Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Santiago, Chile Posts: 7,982 Local Time: 09:22 AM	"mmm... forbiden donut"

06-09-2005, 06:40 AM	#57
D'oh! War Child Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: India Posts: 685 Local Time: 06:52 PM	(Burns stomping all over miniature springfield) take that..... take that kwik e mart....... take that stupid bar...... take that power plant!........ oh fiddlesticks!

06-09-2005, 09:52 AM	#58
miss becky Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 6,107 Local Time: 09:22 AM	Homer: That little Timmy is a real hero Lisa: What makes him a hero, Dad? Homer: Well he fell down the well and....can't get out. Lisa: How does that make him a hero? Homer: Well, it's more than you ever did!

06-10-2005, 11:31 PM	#59
D'oh! War Child Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: India Posts: 685 Local Time: 06:52 PM	The Simpsons are going to Bart's idea!