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Old 05-27-2005, 02:45 AM   #21
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..at the baseball/football match...

"FFFLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDEEEEEEEEEEEEERS"!
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Old 05-27-2005, 02:52 AM   #22
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Homer -

"English? Who needs that, i'm never going to England"

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Old 05-27-2005, 03:31 AM   #23
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The Plant Strike ep, with McBain at the start of it, breaking out of the ice statue....

"Ice to see you"....

(sorry - just his voice!!)
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Old 05-27-2005, 03:35 AM   #24
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McBain again....

"My eyes - the goggles do nothing!!"

I think Mcbain is rapidly becoming my fave. fringe character!
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Old 05-27-2005, 11:49 AM   #25
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homer: hello, my name is mr. burns. i believe you have a letter for me.
post office employee: certainly mr. burns, what is your first name?
homer: i...don't...know....
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Old 05-29-2005, 12:07 AM   #26
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(Homer to Mr. Burns)
"Here are your messages. You have thirty minutes to move your car. You have ten minutes. Your car has been impounded. Your car has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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Old 05-31-2005, 08:08 AM   #27
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Quote:
Originally posted by dsmith2904

"A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man." (My college newspaper editor actually put that quote on the paper's front page, crediting Jebidah Springfield and everything. Sadly, very few people got the joke.)
I wonder why so few people got it, it's a perfectly promulent saying.

"You should never drink to get drunk (belch), you should only drink to enhance your social skills."

"Oh boy, when it comes to sleep, I'm a Viking!"

"You don't look a day over 10 kid but that's alright, your out of state unlaminated license is good enough for me."
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"That guy impressed me and I am not easily impressed. WOW A BLUE CAR!!"
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"Oh my God! This man is my exact double! *gasp* That dog has a puffy tail!!! Here Puff! *giggle* Here Puff!!" - Homer
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"Hey fun boys! Get a room!"
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Old 05-31-2005, 09:11 PM   #31
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*Ralph being thrown through the Simpson's front window* - "I'm a brick!"
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"Oh no! Not Lenny!"
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"I was saying Boo-Urns." - Moleman

"Who shot who in the what now?" - Moleman
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"Awww that's Lenny? I wanted the black one!" - Homer

"Ah, my eye! My doctor said I wasn't supposed to get pudding in it." - Lenny

"Late night swimming and alcohol: it's a winning combination!" - Lenny

Ralph after being "cured" by Bart - "There's my lunch money. And there's my milk."
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Old 05-31-2005, 09:40 PM   #35
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These are great.

Apu:

"Ah. The searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you. I mean, I think I'm dying."
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*Homer auditioning for the role of Mr. Burns*

Exactly.....D'oh!
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Too many to pick from but

"Who are you"
"Potato man"
"Where the bloody hell have you been"

"Not this again, lets go to Moe's for a pint"
"Can I come?"
"No"
"W*nkers"

"I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection"

That episode is great, U2 and the Simpsons forever.
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Old 06-02-2005, 08:12 AM   #38
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"Do you find something comical about my appearance while I'm operating my automobile? Don't you know everyone needs to drive, even the very tall? This is the largest automobile that I could afford"

*pulls down 'haha' boy's pants and makes him walk down the road*

"Look, it's the boy who laughs at everyone!"

Crowd: "HA, HA! HA, HA!"

(I just love it when bullies get what they deserve!)
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Trying is the first step towards failure.
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HOMER: Marge, how could you? How could you dessert your children?
BART & LISA: Have a blast ma! Rock the casbah!
HOMER: Man's best friend indeed...

SEA CAPT: Yar, everyone likes a gumball machine, so why not a gumbo machine? >scalds hands on gumbo< Ow! Yar, does your school nurse treat burns?
SKINNER: nope!

HOMER: Mmm... beer...football...boobies.
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