Ahhh, I miss the Seinfeld..too many great ones to have a fave for me...I thought it was hilarious when Kramer set up a talk show in his apartment. I also loved any where George's parents were on...
"yada yada yada"
"not that's there's anything wrong with that"
"heeellloo, newman" "heeelloo, jerry"
"menagatwa"
"no soup for you"
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's *delicious*!"
GEORGE: It's not you, it's me.... You're giving me the 'It's not you, it's me' routine? I invented 'It's not you, it's me.' Nobody tells me it's them, not me. If it's anybody, it's me.
Alright, George, it's you.
GEORGE: You're damn right it's me.
GEORGE: Aren't those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody?
NEWMAN: Sometimes...
JERRY: Why is that?
NEWMAN: Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code reader breaks and it's Publisher's Clearing House day!!!
WOMAN: You don't know my name, do you?
JERRY: Yes I do.
WOMAN: What is it?
JERRY: It, uh, rhymes with a female body part.
WOMAN: What is it?
JERRY: Mulva...
(She gets up to leave)
JERRY: Gipple? .... Loleola? .... Oh! Oh! Delores!
BABU: I am going to save up every rupee. For someday, I will get back to America, and when I do, I will exact vengeance on this man. I cannot forget it. He haunts me. He is a very bad man. Very, very bad man.
ELAINE: Well I don't need much, just 3 squares will do it.
JANE: I'm sorry I don't have a square to spare, now if you don't mind.
ELAINE: Three squares? You can't spare three squares??
JANE: no I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square.
ELAINE: Oh is it two-ply? cause it it's two-ply I'll take one ply, one ply, one, one puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply....
