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Pulp Fiction

Jimmie:
I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you
a question, Jules. When you drove
in here, did you notice a sign out
front that said, "Dead n***** storage?"



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you've got to cry without weeping, talk without speaking, scream without raising your voice..

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From "The Goonies"
"Hey you guys!"
"Martin Sheen----Martin Sheen? That's president Kennedy you idoit"
"Baby Ruth"
"Fall Down"
 
Yellow Submarine:
Paul: Look, it's a school of whales.
Ringo: They look a little bit old for school.
Paul: University then.
Ringo: University of whales.
John: They look like drop-outs to me.


Paul: Look! There's a cyclops!
George: Can't be. It's got two eyes.
John: Must be a bicyclops then.
Chief Blue Meanie; Ringo: Look, there's another one! A whole cyclopedia!


foray
 
And I adore Peter Sellers immensely...

Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb... The Bomb, Dmitri. The *hydrogen* bomb. Well now, what happened is... ah... one of our base commanders, he had a sort of... well, he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little... funny. And, ah... he went and did a silly thing. Well, I'll tell you what he did. He ordered his planes ... to attack your country. Ah... Well, let me finish, Dmitri. Let me finish, Dmitri. Well listen, how do you think I feel about it?! Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dmitri? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello? *Of course* I like to speak to you. *Of course* I like to say hello! Not now, but anytime, Dmitri. I'm just calling up to tell you something terrible has happened. It's a friendly call. Of course it's a friendly call. Listen, if it wasn't friendly you probably wouldn't have even got it. ... They will *not* reach their targets for at least another hour. ... I am ... I am positive, Dmitri. ... Listen, I've been all over this with your ambassador. It is not a trick. ... Well, I'll tell you. We'd like to give your air staff a complete run-down on the targets, the flight plans, and the defensive systems of the planes. ... Yes! I mean i-i-i-if we're unable to recall the planes, then ... I'd say that, ah ... well, ah ... we're just gonna have to help you destroy them, Dmitri. ... I know they're our boys. ... All right, well listen now. Who should we call? ... *Who* should we call, Dmitri? The ... wha-whe, the People... you, sorry, you faded away there. ... The People's Central Air Defense Headquarters. ... Where is that, Dmitri? ... In Omsk. ... Right. ... Yes. ... Oh, you'll call them first, will you? ... Uh-huh ... Listen, do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dmitri? ... Whe-ah, what? I see, just ask for Omsk information. ... Ah-ah-eh-uhm-hm ... I'm sorry, too, Dmitri. ... I'm very sorry. ... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well. ... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are. ... So we're both sorry, all right?! ... All right.
 
I have a ton of favorite quotes and favorite movies, and it was so hard to choose my favorite quotes, but one of my all time favorite movies is Tootsie. Of course the whole movie cracks me up, but I think this was one of the funniest scenes in the movie, aside from the ending when everyone finds out that Dorothy is really Michael Dorsey (Dustin Hoffman).
.............

Michael Dorsey: You should have seen the look on her face when she thought I was a lesbian.
George Fields: "Lesbian"?! You just said gay!
Michael Dorsey: No, no, no -- SANDY thinks I'm gay, JULIE thinks I'm a lesbian.
George Fields: I thought Dorothy was supposed to be straight?
Michael Dorsey: Dorothy IS straight! Tonight Les, the sweetest, nicest man in the world asked me to marry him!
George Fields: A guy named Les wants YOU to marry him?!
Michael Dorsey: No, no, no -- he wants to marry Dorothy!
George Fields: Does he know she's a lesbian?
Michael Dorsey: Dorothy's NOT a lesbian!
George Fields: I know that, does HE know that?!
Michael Dorsey: Know WHAT?!
George Fields: That, er, I... I don't know.


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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
 
Originally posted by YellowKite:
"They could be anarchists fascists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car." -Ferris Bueller
"I rule." - American Beauty
"You're gonna need a bigger boat." ? Jaws
"It's just a flesh wound."-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?" ? The Breakfast Club
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Those are some of my absolute favorites!!!!!

Also:

Wayne's World

"If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick."

"The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?"
"They suck!"
"So it's not just a clever name..."

"What am I going to do with a gunrack? I don't own 'a' gun, let only many to nesecitate an entire rack."

The Christmas Story

"You look like a pink nightmare!"

"Fr-a-gi-le...is that Italian?"

"Ovaltine...a crummy commercial? Son-of-a-BITCH!"

Steel Magnolias

"Thanks Ouiser. There's nothing like a good piece of ass!"

"That's it, I've found it. I am in hell!"

Back to the Future

"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."

"Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here!"

"I have your car towed all the way to your house and all you've got for me is LIGHT beer?"

"What the hell is a jigawatt?"

"What's a rerun?"

Stand By Me

"What the hell is Goofy anyway?"

"Chopper, sick balls!"

"Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more?"

"Suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood."

"Fine, you guys can haul your candy asses half way across the state and back, but I'll be on the other side relaxing with my thoughts."
"Do you use your left hand or right hand for that?"


Sorry, I'm a freak when it comes to movie quotes.

Well, I'm kind of a freak, period.
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Just as you find me
Always I will be
A little bit too free
With myself


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From my favouirte movies: Apollo 13

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Marilyn Lovell: Blanche, Blanche, these nice young men are going to watch the television with you. This is Neil Armstrong, and this is Buzz... Aldrin.
Neil Armstrong: Hi.
Blanche Lovell: Are you boys in the space program too?

Blanche: Don't you worry honey. If they could get a washing machine to fly my Jimmy could land it.
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Gene Krantz: I was this marked all the way back to earth with time to spare. We've never lost an American in space. WE're sure as hell not gonna lose one on my watch. Failure is not a option!

With all due respect sir. I believe this going to be our finest hour.
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Jim Lovell: Houston, we have a problem.

You never know what events are going to transpire to get you home.
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Fred Haise: I'm so hungry I could eat the ass outta a dead rhinocerous.
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NASA Guys: Um, Gene. We're beginning to develop a bit of a situation. The CO2 filters on the LEM are becoming saturated with carbon dioxide. The gauge is already reading 8. Anything over 15 and you get air judgement, blackouts, the beginnings of brain esphyxia.
Gene: What about the scrubbers on the Command Module?
NASA guys: They take square cartridges. The ones on the LEM are round.
Gene: Well the, I suggest you gentlemen better figure out a way to put a square peg into a round hole. Rapidly.
 
Gladiator: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridus. Commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix Legions. Loyal to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Orillius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengence...in this life or the next.
 
From the Right Stuff!
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Alan Shepard: Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up.
Gordon Cooper: I didn't quite copy that. Say again, please.
Alan Shepard: I said everything's A-OK.

Alan Shepard: Request permission to relieve bladder.

Werner von Braun: Our Germans are better than their Germans.

Zulu...

Lieutenant Gonville Bromhead: 60!, we got at least 60 wouldn't you say?
Ardndorff: That leaves only 3,940.

Private: Why us? Why does it have to be us?
Sergeant: Because we're here lad.

Chard: The army doesn't like more than one disaster in a day.
Bromhead: Looks bad in the newspapers and upsets civilians at their breakfast.

Nixon...

[To a portrait of John F. Kennedy.]
Nixon: They look at you and see what they want to be. They look at me and see what they are.

Breaker Morant.

George Witton: Did you write that, Harry?
Harry Morant: No, no. It was a minor poet, called Byron.
Peter Handcock: Never heard of him.
Harry Morant: Like I said, he was a minor poet.

Wag The Dog...

Stanley Motss: The President will be a hero. He brought peace.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: But there was never a war.
Stanley Motss: All the greater accomplishment.

Stanley Motss: It's okay, he's not dead! [gunshot] Uh, strike that.

Stanley Motss: As long as he gets his medications, he's fine.
Winifred Ames: What if he doesn't get them?
Stanley Motss: He's not fine.

Stanley Motss: Why Albania?
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: Why not?
Stanley Motss: What have they done to us?
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: What have they done FOR us? What do you know about them?
Stanley Motss: Nothing.
Conrad 'Connie' Brean: See? They keep to themselves. Shifty. Untrustable.

Stanley Motss: It's like a plumber: if you do it OK, nobody notices, if you fuck up, it gets full of shit.

Stanley Motss: Fuck my life! I want the credit!

[Commissioned to write a propaganda song about war with Albania.]
Johnny Dean: Albania's hard to rhyme.

ok thatll do...for now!
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From the Big Lebowski-


DUDE:

Yeah, this is the guy, this guy should compensate me for the fucking rug. I mean his wife goes out and owes money and they pee on my rug.

WALTER:

Thaaat's right Dude; they pee on your fucking Rug.


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Al Pacino to Kevin Spacey in "Glen Gary Glen Ross"-..."YOU FUCKING CHILD!!!"

Dr Evil to Mini Me in "Austin Powers"

"Mini me- would you like a Hot Pocket?"

Alec Baldwin to Jack Lemmon in Glen Gary Glen Ross---PUT THAT COFFE DOWN! Coffe is for CLOSERS!"

Diamond
 
Originally posted by sulawesigirl4:

"I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far. I will find you."
-Last of the Mohicans
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For romantic ones, my candidates are

"You make me wanna be a better man." - As good as it gets

"I like you just the way you are." - Bridget Jones

(this is by memory, so it may not be accurate)
"Hello --
I'm looking for my wife. I couldn't be happy for what happened because i couldn't share it with you. I didn't hear your voice, and i didn't see your smile.
I needed my wife. You complete me."
- Jerry Maguire (how does that one go again? i probably missed half of it - can someone post a more accurate version, please?)
 
The "cheesy" movies are the most quotable, I think.....

Happy Gilmore:

Shooter McGavin:"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
Happy Gilmore: "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"
Shooter : (pause, fidget)"....No"

Austin Powers II:

Dr. Evil: (after going through the time machine) (sic) "Number Two, you look so young! And Frau Farbisina......riiiiiight"

Princess Bride:

"I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using"

Holy Grail:

"Help, help, I'm being repressed!"

Caddyshack:

"You'll get nothing and like it!"

"The only good varmint puntang is dead varmint puntang"

"What's that sign say?"
"No bare feet"

Airplane II (the best
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"Can you give us your impression of Mr. Striker's mental condition?"
"I don't do impressions, my training is in psychiatry"

Blazing Saddles:

""Scuse me while I whip this out"

"The sherriff is a ni(bong)"

"Now we will read from the gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and duck!"

I think my "pathetic quota" is filled now!
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"Love is a verb..."
enterangell@cs.com

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Austin Powers: Yeah Baby! Do I make you horny?


Forest Gump: My name is Forest ...Forrest Gump...and Mama always said life is like a box of chocolates.

There are so many from Forest Gump. I just can't think oh them all right now.
 
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

-->I kiss the first person to guess what movie! lol
 
"I once thought I had mono for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored"
~Wayne's World
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*loveth*
 
Originally posted by Angel:
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

-->I kiss the first person to guess what movie! lol
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Hey don't be kissing me
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Dirty Dancing - lovely movie it was
 
Always look on the bright side of life doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

And there's always the line

Stonings to the right....Cricifixions to the left...

sorry but I love Monty Python movies....
 
From Spaceballs:

Lord Helmet-"I always drink coffee when I watch Radar!"

(The above is the main reason why I purchased a Mr coffee coffee maker!! It rules!!!!)

Col Sanders "No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"

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Don't let the bastards grind you down.

Zooropa FTP
 
from my favorite movies:

'it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it'-True Romance

'and it's not dangerous to confuse children with angels'-Magnolia

'that's a big trunk. it fit a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly.'
'that's just what they used to say in the ads.'- Wonderboys

'this is your life...and it's ending one minute at a time...' -Fight Club


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'listen as hope and peace try to rhyme' -*POP*

"You changed me--and I thank you for that." -Bono 11/5/01

WWJND?
 
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