Originally posted by zooropa16:
I hate the ones that tell you about someone that is dying of cancer and that so and so will donate 10 cents for every time the letter is forwarded towards the treatment. I mean come on!!
I hate them too! Now, this is one fwded letter that I recommend you send to those people who have that "Forwarding" and "Chain Letter" disease that is just a load of bullsh*t.
READ THIS AND GIVE THEM A DOSE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.
> >> Hello, my name is John and I suffer from the guilt
> >> of not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters
> >> sent to me by people who actually believe that
> >> if you send them on, a poor 6 year old girl in
> >> Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be
> >> able to raise enough money to have it removed
> >> before her redneck parents sell her to a
> >> travelling freak show.
> >>
> >> Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to
> >> give you, and everyone to whom you send
> >> "his" email, $1000? How stupid are you?
> >>
> >> Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and
> >> make a wish, I'll get laid by every good looking
> >> model in the magazine! What a bunch of bullshit.
> >>
> >> Basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the
> >> people out there who have nothing better to do
> >> than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.
> >>
> >> Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come
> >> into my house and sodomize me in my sleep
> >> for not continuing a chain that was started by
> >> Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by
> >> midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. Fuck them.
> >>
> >> If you're going to forward something, at least send
> >> me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the
> >> "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
> >> this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will
> >> somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient
> >> being" forwards about 90 times.I don't fucking care!
> >>
> >> Show a little intelligence and think about what
> >> you're actually contributing to by sending out
> >> these forwards. Chances are, it's your own
> >> unpopularity.
> >>
> >> The point being? If you get some chain letter that's
> >> threatening to leave you shagless or luckless
> >> for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
> >> Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about
> >> a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to
> >> a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only
> >> salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive
> >> if you forward this email.
> >>
> >> Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise,
> >> tomorrow morning your underwear will turn
> >> carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
[This message has been edited by dizzy (edited 04-26-2002).]