MsPurrl
Blue Crack Supplier
When I am king, vehicles will not make right or left turns without the turn signal being activated.
MsPurrl said:When I am king, vehicles will not make right or left turns without the turn signal being activated.
randhail said:I love when I'm going 75 in the left lane, yet that's not fast enough for some jackasses so they start riding my tail and what not, I like to give them a friendly brake tap just to let them know that they're a jackass.
JCOSTER said:When the person that has been cutting your hair for 5 years just ups and leaves without telling you where they are going.
the rockin edge said:wow zootles was really bored last night
U2Man said:and the last time i checked, i wasnt a girl.
U2Man said:i've known for a very long time that the 2-1 shampoos dont work.
and the last time i checked, i wasnt a girl.
redhotswami said:
i've never used conditioner on my puppy.
redhotswami said:
i've never used conditioner on my puppy.
VertigoGal said:apparently being sexually active at age 14 entitles one to some kind of special hallway privilege?
VertigoGal said:people who have some kind of fucking walking impairment. our school's massive and i have to transverse the globe to get from class to class. believe it or not i also enjoy stopping and talking to friends whenever possible. apparently whenever possible=never because of hot shit freshmen whores that take up the entire length of the hallway and walk as if they're taking their first steps. i try to get through them and say excuse me in a pissy tone if necessary. they just pretend i'm not there and continue on. apparently being sexually active at age 14 entitles one to some kind of special hallway privilege?
Bono's shades said:I hate the idiots at my apartment complex who threw garbage in the recycling bins all the time so the landlord finally removed them.
Zootlesque said:
Haha I thought you meant that your landlord "removed" those idiots from your complex. That's what he should've done.