Eating is fun! Join the McRonnie Club!

[Kieran McConville]

Fun for the whole family, as they say.

 

[Flaming Friar Sr]

this thread has to be the greatest thing in years.

yeah i would have to agree. what extremely lucky we are for having such rich lifes eh.

 

[zonelistener]

Zoomerang96 and Melon wannabes unite.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Feed me.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

someone is smoking in your avatar, kieran, only shes not holding a cigarette.

 

[Kieran McConville]

You could say she is smoking, yes, though that would be a fairly cheesy metaphor. Or something. I like to think that I don't promote smoking in any but the most subliminal ways, which is of course the best way.

 

[Kieran McConville]

The most beautiful women always make you want to take up smoking.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i actually didnt intend that metaphor, instead, i was implying she promotes fireplace safety.

dont ask questions, kieran.

carry on.

 

[ouizy]

F'ING CANADIANS

 

[Bad Ronnie]

Never complain and never explain, that's the Bad Ronnie motto. So kids, don't complain next time you see a finger in your big Mac. You could be next.

We serve the sweet meats every goddam day down at the old drive-through. They're soft too. Drop off at the turnpike, the armoured vans will direct you.

A word to the wise: Harry Connick Jnr. works for me now. He does the Ronald all day long and at night he flips burgers for minimum wage. It's good experience, and some day he may even manage his own franchise.

 

[ouizy]

could it be this one?

:middlefinger:

 

[Angela Harlem]

K your avatar looks like something from the Amityville movie. Your reefer smoking supermodel, not your reefer smoking crack house manager, Ronnie either.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

Never complain and never explain, that's the Bad Ronnie motto. So kids, don't complain next time you see a finger in your big Mac. You could be next.

We serve the sweet meats every goddam day down at the old drive-through. They're soft too. Drop off at the turnpike, the armoured vans will direct you.

A word to the wise: Harry Connick Jnr. works for me now. He does the Ronald all day long and at night he flips burgers for minimum wage. It's good experience, and some day he may even manage his own franchise.

ive had an awakening.

i feel we could negotiate, and perhaps come to terms on a deal that would have me do the ronald in return for large ammounts of sweet meats.

special sauce, im assuming, will be included in the deal.

let the talks begin.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Bear, Ronnie won't go along with that. You know he wants a lot more than just you doing the Ronald every now and then.

 

[Bad Ronnie]

In fact I got a better deal: you do the Ronald all day, and Uncle Ronnie won't nail your head to a coffee table. Get steppin' daddyo, time is money and money is Ronnie's special grease.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

I quite like Harry Connick Jr.

Dear Ronnie, I'm going to a Burger King's when my stomach gets better.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I'm attracted to Harry Connick Jr.
I won't deny it.

 

[Bad Ronnie]

Harry is a hardworking little beaver, I'll give him that. Flip them suckers, y'all!

 

[Elvis Presley]

Last night, i was doing the Ronald while enjoying a McRib (boneless), and I looked down to see my sandwhich had moved across the table!

I guess i wasnt properlly cooked, so I smashed my fist into it repeatedly and finally it gave up and became part of my meal...

Dear McRib, where you end I begin...

-EP

 

[Kieran McConville]

The other day while doing the Ronald I saw Phil Collins bumming heroin off the big dude himself. I guess things have slipped somewhat for old Philip. He donated a kidney or three as payment. You may have eaten one of them.

 

[Elvis Presley]

The other day while doing the Ronald I saw Phil Collins bumming heroin off the big dude himself. I guess things have slipped somewhat for old Philip. He donated a kidney or three as payment. You may have eaten one of them.

that explains alot, i feel fortunate, that may also explain my sudden desire to play Serious Hits Live at insane volume levels (and buy smack)....

-EP

 

[cujo]

Dear McRib, where you end I begin...

I will eat you alive.

 

[Bad Ronnie]

Got a deal for ya cujo: do the goddam friggin Ronald or I'll give you a blowjob.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I saw Robert Downey Jnr. doing the Ronald today. He was on the footpath wearing dirty underwear inside-out, and he was doing the Ronald.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Patrick Swayze too.

 

[cujo]

Cujo. Standing Idle.

I call your bluff old Ronnie McSlut... bet you won't buff my buff.

 

[Calluna]

I think Uncle Ronnie's got something to put in you, Cujo (at the gay bar).

 

[melon]

No no, Calluna. You've got it all wrong. It's the McGay Bar.

Melon

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

alright then, mcmelon...

 

[Bad Ronnie]

Come on down and taste the Guava Jelly!

Just like your mamma make that nasty poodle do.