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[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

oh great, now your crying.

please dont cry in the rotten ronnie thread, ok? rather cry in my thread. this thread is for shiny happy people like ronnie.

 

[carey02]

Your weird.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

haha! great!

 

[carey02]

haha your gonna have a hangover.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

why, im not drunk?

and while im confessing my lies, im not gay either.

lets see, ive lied to you four times now. im sorry.

can we still talk?

 

[carey02]

Oh yes, we can still talk.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

haha, your funny.

*sighs

do you like smokers? i smoke a pack a day, i hope that doesnt bother you. my chewing tobacco habit is somewhat, err, gross? but i could drop it if you want. i would have to smoke more though, as a result.

 

[carey02]

Now I don't know what to say. Do whatever you wanna do.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

alright thats five. five lies. i dont smoke. im sorry.

 

[carey02]

That's okay. I find you quite funny actually.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

and i think your hilarious! hilarious! HILARIOUS!!!!

 

[carey02]

Awww thanks.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

are you really really really for real from the united states?!!?!?

 

[carey02]

Yep I am. Are you really really really from Mars??

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

no, im from goodlookingmansville.

 

[carey02]

Hmmmm I doubt that.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

*makes a few calculations

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand thats a burn! on me, no less.

 

[carey02]

We're so obsessed with each other our posts are less then a minute apart.















Wait, I think you're obsessed with me. I'm just bored. Yeah

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

im easily obsessed. i want the new blood. the sweet meats, so to speak...

 

[carey02]

I know, I know

 

[Bad Ronnie]

Uncle Ronnie is your matchmaker tonight, ladies and germs... why not come on down to the drive-through and celebrate your engagement with some sweet meats you'll never forget!!

Hop on yer bike
and take a goddam hike
down to Rotten Ronnies
where there's sweet meats

for you and me
It's time to do the freaking Ronald!!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i think were all dying to know what exactly is in your sweet meats, ronald.

 

[Bad Ronnie]

And many who do know are, well, dying (har har). Try the white sauce, it's extra smooooth.

 

[Flaming Friar Sr]

And many who do know are, well, dying (har har).

what, dying their hair red?? i guess you would know then ronnie.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

ronnie this gig up. ive contacted the authorities and they'll be at your place shortly. ownL

 

[asktheagonyant]

Pre-digested soylent green.

 

[Bad Ronnie]

Kiddies know the real deal when they see it. That's why I'm about to unleash my army of purple dinosaurs to promote Uncle Ronnie's all-new Pukka Purple Puree Treat!!

It's healthy, and what's more it's freaking purple!!! How can you go wrong?

Crawl on by and take a try
I'll be buggered if you don't like
it

Hop on down and be a clown
do the Ronnie and don't let me down
It's Pukka Purple Puree Treat Time!!!

Do the motherfucking Ronald.

 

[Antilarry]

I hear your Pukka Purple Puree Treat contains actual pink dinosaurs, Bad Ronnie. Is it true they found a family in your freezer?

 

[Elvis Presley]

i'll always have a freind (feind) wearing big red shoes...

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

this thread has to be the greatest thing in years.