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Basstrap · 06-05-2003, 10:14 AM

the jimmies are a little to the left, I think

Screaming Flower · 06-05-2003, 10:15 AM

what did i tell you about the chances of me ever doing the ronald...

Red Ships of Scalla-Festa · 06-05-2003, 10:16 AM

yes, but were making a happy mcdeal!

Basstrap · 06-05-2003, 10:17 AM

good chances right, sf?

Screaming Flower · 06-05-2003, 10:19 AM

of course.

Red Ships of Scalla-Festa · 06-05-2003, 10:19 AM

basstrap, you are 22 years old, making you eligible for ronnie's empowered payment plan. if you decide to work at a local mcdicks, you will be payed at least 10 cents above minimum wage, with 5 days of holidays to be taken at 6 different times throughout the year.

getting older keeps getting better.

Basstrap · 06-05-2003, 10:24 AM

what are the rules on overtime in this plan?

time and a half?

Hewson · 06-05-2003, 10:58 AM

Plus free fries

Red Ships of Scalla-Festa · 06-05-2003, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Basstrap
what are the rules on overtime in this plan?

time and a half?

overtime is payed not in money, but by forcing you to dress as a ronald imitator and head off to local schools and hand out free big macs with special sauce.

zonelistener · 06-05-2003, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Red Ships of Scalla-Festa
al quada

Is al Balls McCone's brother-in-law?

Bad Ronnie · 06-06-2003, 08:18 AM

Hey kids, get in the M seat, get in on the GROUND FLOOR - if you know what I mean (and I think you do, else I wouldn't have selected you as my next prospect). Join the Uncle Ronnie 500 Club today and double your earnings in the next twelve months!!!!!! This is NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME!!!! This is the real jive, boys and girls!!

You may ask yourself: am I just contributing further to the already obscene wealth of a fat plutocrat like Ronald McDonald? YES, you are!!! The good news is you are also doubling your chance to lose large amounts of your and your family and or friends money at the same time, while convincing yourself that large wads of cash and a permanent yacht space at the French Riviera await!!! What more could you ask for???? Soon you too will be able to lie about making $8 million a year!!!!

Do the fucking goddam Ronald today!!

Flaming Friar Sr · 06-06-2003, 08:23 AM

where do i sign up?

Calluna · 06-06-2003, 08:23 AM

That makes absolutely no sense! Where do I sign up?

Basstrap · 06-06-2003, 08:28 AM

I swear he must have more than 12 posts

TO THE MAX!

Bad Ronnie · 06-06-2003, 08:28 AM

Sign in tomato ketchup on the form provided. Like the man says.

Flaming Friar Sr · 06-06-2003, 08:32 AM

but, ronnie, what if you prefer that special white sauce. would the registration still be valid???

Basstrap · 06-06-2003, 08:35 AM

I hate clowns

Kieran McConville · 06-06-2003, 08:37 AM

Flaming Friar, you remind me of that creepy friend of my father's who took a shine to me when I was eight.

Basstrap · 06-06-2003, 08:43 AM

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Flaming Friar Sr · 06-06-2003, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kieran McConville
Flaming Friar, you remind me of that creepy friend of my father's who took a shine to me when I was eight.

well, guess what...what do you know...

nah, i get mistaken a lot. i seem to have a very casual face. funny though, i dont consider myself to be avarage at all.

06-05-2003, 10:14 AM	#101
Basstrap ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 10,726 Local Time: 03:03 AM	the jimmies are a little to the left, I think __________________

06-05-2003, 10:15 AM	#102
Screaming Flower ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 11,961 Local Time: 12:33 AM	what did i tell you about the chances of me ever doing the ronald... __________________

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06-05-2003, 10:16 AM	#103
Red Ships of Scalla-Festa Refugee Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: your skull Posts: 2,311 Local Time: 11:33 PM	yes, but were making a happy mcdeal!

06-05-2003, 10:17 AM	#104
Basstrap ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 10,726 Local Time: 03:03 AM	good chances right, sf?

06-05-2003, 10:19 AM	#105
Screaming Flower ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 11,961 Local Time: 12:33 AM	of course.

06-05-2003, 10:19 AM	#106
Red Ships of Scalla-Festa Refugee Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: your skull Posts: 2,311 Local Time: 11:33 PM	basstrap, you are 22 years old, making you eligible for ronnie's empowered payment plan. if you decide to work at a local mcdicks, you will be payed at least 10 cents above minimum wage, with 5 days of holidays to be taken at 6 different times throughout the year. getting older keeps getting better.

06-05-2003, 10:24 AM	#107
Basstrap ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 10,726 Local Time: 03:03 AM	what are the rules on overtime in this plan? time and a half?

06-05-2003, 10:58 AM	#108
Hewson Blue Crack Supplier Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Your own private Idaho Posts: 33,469 Local Time: 01:33 AM	Plus free fries

06-06-2003, 08:18 AM	#111
Bad Ronnie The Fly Join Date: May 2003 Location: Jamaica Posts: 59 Local Time: 05:33 AM	Hey kids, get in the M seat, get in on the GROUND FLOOR - if you know what I mean (and I think you do, else I wouldn't have selected you as my next prospect). Join the Uncle Ronnie 500 Club today and double your earnings in the next twelve months!!!!!! This is NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME!!!! This is the real jive, boys and girls!! You may ask yourself: am I just contributing further to the already obscene wealth of a fat plutocrat like Ronald McDonald? YES, you are!!! The good news is you are also doubling your chance to lose large amounts of your and your family and or friends money at the same time, while convincing yourself that large wads of cash and a permanent yacht space at the French Riviera await!!! What more could you ask for???? Soon you too will be able to lie about making $8 million a year!!!! Do the fucking goddam Ronald today!!

06-06-2003, 08:23 AM	#112
Flaming Friar Sr Refugee Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 1,749 Local Time: 06:33 AM	where do i sign up?

06-06-2003, 08:23 AM	#113
Calluna Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Cloud Cookoo Land Posts: 3,542 Local Time: 10:33 PM	That makes absolutely no sense! Where do I sign up?

06-06-2003, 08:28 AM	#114
Basstrap ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 10,726 Local Time: 03:03 AM	I swear he must have more than 12 posts TO THE MAX!

06-06-2003, 08:28 AM	#115
Bad Ronnie The Fly Join Date: May 2003 Location: Jamaica Posts: 59 Local Time: 05:33 AM	Sign in tomato ketchup on the form provided. Like the man says.

06-06-2003, 08:32 AM	#116
Flaming Friar Sr Refugee Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 1,749 Local Time: 06:33 AM	but, ronnie, what if you prefer that special white sauce. would the registration still be valid???

06-06-2003, 08:35 AM	#117
Basstrap ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 10,726 Local Time: 03:03 AM	I hate clowns

06-06-2003, 08:37 AM	#118
Kieran McConville ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Kony Island Baby Posts: 10,244 Local Time: 03:33 PM	Flaming Friar, you remind me of that creepy friend of my father's who took a shine to me when I was eight.

06-06-2003, 08:43 AM	#119
Basstrap ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 10,726 Local Time: 03:03 AM	BAHAHAHAHAHA