Down The God, Pitcairn Island Superthread

[Angela Harlem]

uni.... kitchen.... uni.... kitchen.... uni.... kitchen....


maybe i should just flick on the telly.

 

[Angela Harlem]

i've got love cats stuck in my head now, thanks to ashley's location.

 

[bono_212]

yeah, fair enough. no refizz if you shake the bottle a bit, i'm guessing.

Nyop, the explosion used it all up.

 

[bono_212]

i've got love cats stuck in my head now, thanks to ashley's location.

 

[Angela Harlem]

ooooh, how nice, listening to some AM radio, painting the kitchen a nice pale green instead of the hideous fucking dark blue it is now...




but i reeeeeeeeeeally need to get on with some work. but it's sooooooooo boring. and i'm unmotivated. but i could eat chips for tea while i do some.

 

[Axver]

Anna, just keep wasting your life at the computer.

 

[Angela Harlem]

i'll just talk away, boring you all, humming love cats, while i think some more.

 

[bono_212]

Anna's internal dialogue is fantastic

 

[Angela Harlem]

Anna, just keep wasting your life at the computer.

that's the unspoken option. denial.

 

[bono_212]

*internal MONOlogue

 

[The Sad Punk]

Oh God...

If it makes you feel any better, you can go look back on mine. They're really embarrassing!

 

[Angela Harlem]

Anna's internal dialogue is fantastic

i was just about to start on a sidetrack of the lovely bag of red tulip little eggs i am munching on. they're supposed to be for other people. other people can kiss my lillywhite, i say.

 

[bono_212]

If it makes you feel any better, you can go look back on mine. They're really embarrassing!

I think when I first joined I wanted to be a part of the club...

 

[The Sad Punk]

I had a flat Cherry Coke the other day. Fucker gave me a headache.

 

[bono_212]

i was just about to start on a sidetrack of the lovely bag of red tulip little eggs i am munching on. they're supposed to be for other people. other people can kiss my lillywhite, i say.

You and Cin

 

[Axver]

Text from Charlotte, who shall not be joining us for drunkposting:

"Axverios, i couldnt find a copmuter. But i made a meat smoothie. It wasso fkin respectable. Tel the ST."

All spelling original.

 

[bono_212]

I had a flat Cherry Coke the other day. Fucker gave me a headache.

Cherry Coke is the only worthwhile thing made by the coca-cola company. I pity you

 

[bono_212]

Text from Charlotte, who shall not be joining us for drunkposting:

"Axverios, i couldnt find a copmuter. But i made a meat smoothie. It wasso fkin respectable. Tel the ST."

All spelling original.

I think I just threw up my flat coke.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Text from Charlotte, who shall not be joining us for drunkposting:

"Axverios, i couldnt find a copmuter. But i made a meat smoothie. It wasso fkin respectable. Tel the ST."

All spelling original.

Haha, what the hell?

Tell her I said what the hell. Respectfully.

 

[Angela Harlem]

*internal MONOlogue

i didn't notice!


and now, to add to the unfolding drama, there are aliens in the baby monitor. his room sides with a neighbour who is... well, that's patrick - the guy who disappeared on his dog. he has a woman friend. i heard her discussing jake through the monitor. i think jake is her son. or maybe not. either way, now the monitor is like that mel gibson movie

time to get a big fucking knife out so i can chop alien fingers under the door, huh.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Cherry Coke is the only worthwhile thing made by the coca-cola company. I pity you

Yeah, I got it as imported from America at one of the 24/7s in the city. We used to have Cherry COke here and it was awesome, in fact it tasted better than the current American one, so that is such a bummer.

 

[bono_212]

i didn't notice!


and now, to add to the unfolding drama, there are aliens in the baby monitor. his room sides with a neighbour who is... well, that's patrick - the guy who disappeared on his dog. he has a woman friend. i heard her discussing jake through the monitor. i think jake is her son. or maybe not. either way, now the monitor is like that mel gibson movie

time to get a big fucking knife out so i can chop alien fingers under the door, huh.

I...don't think I understand what just happened here

 

[Angela Harlem]

You and Cin

and on good friday!

 

[Alisaura]

ali!!!! long time! everything good with you?

Yeah, can't complain. Bought plane tickets on Monday, having a laaaazy long weekend at my parents' place.

How's you? Pondering some painting?

 

[Alisaura]

Meat... smoothie??

 

[Angela Harlem]

I...don't think I understand what just happened here

maybe it's not mel gibson... patrick is my neighbour. he yells a lot and is a story for another day. anyway, the baby monitor is behind me. the baby's room looks over pat's driveway. they arrived home a minute ago and i heard his woman (or maybe another woman?) talking because the monitor picks up their talking and i hear it on the speaker just behind me. soince they got home, there's been weird noises coming from the monitor, like aliens are whispering and and strange beepy buzzy noises. it's reminding me of that movie where mel gibson (who may not be mel gibson) has a corn field and the aliens land and he hears them in the baby monitor and one of the aliens sticks its hand under his door and he chops them off with a big machete.

 

[bono_212]

maybe it's not mel gibson... patrick is my neighbour. he yells a lot and is a story for another day. anyway, the baby monitor is behind me. the baby's room looks over pat's driveway. they arrived home a minute ago and i heard his woman (or maybe another woman?) talking because the monitor picks up their talking and i hear it on the speaker just behind me. soince they got home, there's been weird noises coming from the monitor, like aliens are whispering and and strange beepy buzzy noises. it's reminding me of that movie where mel gibson (who may not be mel gibson) has a corn field and the aliens land and he hears them in the baby monitor and one of the aliens sticks its hand under his door and he chops them off with a big machete.

Signs. Yeah, I get it now

 

[Angela Harlem]

Yeah, can't complain. Bought plane tickets on Monday, having a laaaazy long weekend at my parents' place.

How's you? Pondering some painting?

sounds nice and relaxing! and congrats on the plane tickets! very exciting times


indeedly, pondering some painting. we dont have the money for a reno now the husband is unemployed, so i have to make do with what we have - which is 4 litres of lovely pale green paint.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Meat... smoothie??

I don't really expect seeing that at Boost anytime soon.

Meat smoothie with a wheatgrass shot. Fuck... nah?

 

[Alisaura]

"Signs", that was the movie... it wasn't too bad, until the Mel Gibsonness overwhelmed the not-too-badness.