Down The God, Pitcairn Island Superthread

[Axver]

Dear God, you're really going through with this?

Yes. Yes I am.

I took some pita bread, which I use as a cheap pizza base. Put tomato sauce and barbecue sauce on it. Then salami. Then a pasta sheet. Then raspberries and blueberries. Then another pasta sheet. Then cheese. I considered adding Weet-bix too but decided not to waste it.

Berry lasagne pizza, people.

 

[liamcool]

You're going to fucking die, Ax.

 

[bono_212]

Yes. Yes I am.

I took some pita bread, which I use as a cheap pizza base. Put tomato sauce and barbecue sauce on it. Then salami. Then a pasta sheet. Then raspberries and blueberries. Then another pasta sheet. Then cheese. I considered adding Weet-bix too but decided not to waste it.

Berry lasagne pizza, people.

:crossesself:

 

[Axver]

You're going to fucking die, Ax.

If I die today, I'll rise again on Sunday.

 

[Axver]

The smell coming forth from my kitchen is one of the bizarrest in the world ...

 

[bono_212]

How do I lose track of time like this


AND i'M MISSING BECKER!

 

[Axver]

I have no idea how to describe the taste of this. What on earth am I eating.

 

[The Sad Punk]

A return to Pitcairn is always welcome to me.

TELL ME


that this is not jonathon brown.

omg I nearly thought that

 

[coolian2]

well, i'm going to enjoy television from bed.

not likely to be back, night

 

[bono_212]

Bonster !

Spoiler

 

[Axver]

Hello Bonnaios and g'night Ian.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Yes, yes I do.

Holy shit, that's amazing. It should be bigger. And better. And the greatest thing that ever existed.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Yes. Yes I am.

I took some pita bread, which I use as a cheap pizza base. Put tomato sauce and barbecue sauce on it. Then salami. Then a pasta sheet. Then raspberries and blueberries. Then another pasta sheet. Then cheese. I considered adding Weet-bix too but decided not to waste it.

Berry lasagne pizza, people.

There is a certain point in which respectability simply becomes insanity. I have just identified that point. I call it Bonnie's Mad Point.

 

[Axver]

There is a certain point in which respectability simply becomes insanity. I have just identified that point. I call it Bonnie's Mad Point.

I ... truly don't think I can finish this.

 

[bono_212]

You are now entering....the Bonnie Zone.

 

[bono_212]

I ... truly don't think I can finish this.

Well done, Axxo.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Yes. Yes I am.

I took some pita bread, which I use as a cheap pizza base. Put tomato sauce and barbecue sauce on it. Then salami. Then a pasta sheet. Then raspberries and blueberries. Then another pasta sheet. Then cheese. I considered adding Weet-bix too but decided not to waste it.

Berry lasagne pizza, people.

I'm suddenly a Christian. I'll pray for you.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Is this a joke? Seriously? Not even pregnant women would eat that. No one would eat that.

 

[Axver]

Well done, Axxo.

Verily I say unto the Bonley, I have reached the limits of respect. I have come to the sea of barbecue sauce, with berry patches along the shoreline, and it has overwhelmed me.

 

[Angela Harlem]

I ... truly don't think I can finish this.

Wait, you mean you STARTED it????

 

[Axver]

Is this a joke? Seriously? Not even pregnant women would eat that. No one would eat that.

Anna, I have eaten half of it.

I can say with complete sincerity that this is not the worst thing I have eaten.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Verily I say unto the Bonley, I have reached the limits of respect. I have come to the sea of barbecue sauce, with berry patches along the shoreline, and it has overwhelmed me.

Dude, even if tuf bono started that I would kick his stupid pinko arse with a cement boot. This is crazy, Ax! This is madness!

 

[The Sad Punk]

Anna, I have eaten half of it.

I can say with complete sincerity that this is not the worst thing I have eaten.

When did you eat one of my curries?

 

[Axver]

I'm now picking the cheese off the top.

Finally, a food experiment has defeated the food experimenter!

 

[Angela Harlem]

Anna, I have eaten half of it.

I can say with complete sincerity that this is not the worst thing I have eaten.

In the spirit of one of those 50's style housewife posters, I've put some 'icky' things in my mouth in my day (got 3 kids out of it! ), but this creation of yours surely takes the cake?

 

[bono_212]

I don't even know how to explain what just happened...but the remains of my Coke are now plastered on pretty much every wall in my room.

 

[Angela Harlem]

And anyway, hello, roadkill. Lovely night for eggs. Wrapped in foil.

 

[Axver]

Wow ... eating that was an experience.

I currently feel like I have been to a part of the culinary world nobody has ever been. I hope nobody ever goes there again.

I must say, I think I outdid the Last Supper there for an epic meal. I am now eating other food so that I may return to the land of the living.

 

[Angela Harlem]

I don't even know how to explain what just happened...but the remains of my Coke are not plastered on pretty much every wall in my room.

Did you drop the bottle previously? I did that once, working ina supermarket. I was stacking the shelf, the bottle dropped, then flew out the door. Brilliant DIY propulsion.

 

[bono_212]

Did you drop the bottle previously? I did that once, working ina supermarket. I was stacking the shelf, the bottle dropped, then flew out the door. Brilliant DIY propulsion.

It rolled off the table, I picked it up, I felt what seemed to be a dangerous amount of pressure, so I...opened it.