Doodstil, The Netherlands Superthread

[Axver]

but but but.... no you're not!

She never leaves when she claims she is!

 

[WildHoney]

I was thinking more along the lines of getting a group together to dance naked around a huge bonfire chanting weird shit about 666. That'd scare away any religious types, I'm sure.

I don't know anyone that would do that

Any volunteers???

 

[Galeongirl]

I don't know anyone that would do that

Any volunteers???

You.

 

[Reggo]

I don't know anyone that would do that

Any volunteers???

I could come to their doors dressed like my avatar.

 

[WildHoney]

You.

I think the sight of me alone would hardly scare them

 

[Galeongirl]

I think the sight of me alone would hardly scare them

well, who knows...

I know!

bring Edge! His hairychest alone will scare them off for good!

 

[WildHoney]

I could come to their doors dressed like my avatar.

Would you??

That would scare them

 

[WildHoney]

She never leaves when she claims she is!

She lurks???

 

[Axver]

I have this awesome fantasy about terrifying the religious whackos of this world.

Now, it's no secret I like metal and have a very extensive collection of pretty extreme death and black metal. It's also no secret that I hold religious hyper-fundamentalists in contempt. So there are random not-really-accredited fundie tertiary institutions throughout the US, like Bob Jones University. This is the kind of place with crazy rules about how you are not allowed to listen to rock music, women must wear only full-length skirts, etc., etc. And of course, most of their students live on campus so the Moral Police can keep them under control.

So one night, at about 3am or so, I'd like to pay them a visit. In a car with a fucking amazing sound system. And crank some seriously overtly Satanic black metal and the most brutal, skull-crushing death metal I own at full volume.

THEY'D THINK IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING APOCALYPSE.

 

[Axver]

She lurks???

She keeps posting. For over an hour sometimes.

 

[Galeongirl]

I have this awesome fantasy about terrifying the religious whackos of this world.

Now, it's no secret I like metal and have a very extensive collection of pretty extreme death and black metal. It's also no secret that I hold religious hyper-fundamentalists in contempt. So there are random not-really-accredited fundie tertiary institutions throughout the US, like Bob Jones University. This is the kind of place with crazy rules about how you are not allowed to listen to rock music, women must wear only full-length skirts, etc., etc. And of course, most of their students live on campus so the Moral Police can keep them under control.

So one night, at about 3am or so, I'd like to pay them a visit. In a car with a fucking amazing sound system. And crank some seriously overtly Satanic black metal and the most brutal, skull-crushing death metal I own at full volume.

THEY'D THINK IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING APOCALYPSE.

Those places STILL exist? wow, it's 1950 all over again!

I'll Join ya brother let's rock their world!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

I have this awesome fantasy about terrifying the religious whackos of this world.

Now, it's no secret I like metal and have a very extensive collection of pretty extreme death and black metal. It's also no secret that I hold religious hyper-fundamentalists in contempt. So there are random not-really-accredited fundie tertiary institutions throughout the US, like Bob Jones University. This is the kind of place with crazy rules about how you are not allowed to listen to rock music, women must wear only full-length skirts, etc., etc. And of course, most of their students live on campus so the Moral Police can keep them under control.

So one night, at about 3am or so, I'd like to pay them a visit. In a car with a fucking amazing sound system. And crank some seriously overtly Satanic black metal and the most brutal, skull-crushing death metal I own at full volume.

THEY'D THINK IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING APOCALYPSE.

See, I would just start having hot lesbian sex on the lawn in broad daylight.


Also:

 

[Axver]

Those places STILL exist? wow, it's 1950 all over again!

I'll Join ya brother let's rock their world!

Prepare to be horrified: Bob Jones University - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Seriously, I'd go through with that plan if given the opportunity. Oh god, it would be brilliant. Some thunderous guitar riffing, pounding bass, blastbeats from the drums, and totally disembodied black metal screeching vocals ... they'll believe it's the end of the world and Satan's right outside!

 

[Reggo]

back soon.

 

[Galeongirl]

Prepare to be horrified: Bob Jones University - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Seriously, I'd go through with that plan if given the opportunity. Oh god, it would be brilliant. Some thunderous guitar riffing, pounding bass, blastbeats from the drums, and totally disembodied black metal screeching vocals ... they'll believe it's the end of the world and Satan's right outside!

Dude, how about, bring a HUGE ass sound system, some good amps and we'll make our OWN music.

that place makes me sick.

 

[WildHoney]

I have this awesome fantasy about terrifying the religious whackos of this world.

Now, it's no secret I like metal and have a very extensive collection of pretty extreme death and black metal. It's also no secret that I hold religious hyper-fundamentalists in contempt. So there are random not-really-accredited fundie tertiary institutions throughout the US, like Bob Jones University. This is the kind of place with crazy rules about how you are not allowed to listen to rock music, women must wear only full-length skirts, etc., etc. And of course, most of their students live on campus so the Moral Police can keep them under control.

So one night, at about 3am or so, I'd like to pay them a visit. In a car with a fucking amazing sound system. And crank some seriously overtly Satanic black metal and the most brutal, skull-crushing death metal I own at full volume.

THEY'D THINK IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING APOCALYPSE.

Maybe we could erect screens showing porn

cani record it for you tube??

 

[Galeongirl]

I'm curious how these kids will be taught biology

 

[WildHoney]

She keeps posting. For over an hour sometimes.

I bet she won't tonight to prove you wrong

 

[bono_212]

Prepare to be horrified: Bob Jones University - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Seriously, I'd go through with that plan if given the opportunity. Oh god, it would be brilliant. Some thunderous guitar riffing, pounding bass, blastbeats from the drums, and totally disembodied black metal screeching vocals ... they'll believe it's the end of the world and Satan's right outside!

For the record, my aunt went there, she loved it and always considers it to have been a wonderful experience. That being said, I will also concede that my mom said when she came back she was more of a hyperfundie then even
MY MOM (trust me that's huge) could stand, but after a while things went back to normal.




But that's not why I'm here.

I'm here Axver, to tell you, that you better make damn sure that after I die, I get the send off that Fake Dmitri number one, Fake son of Ivan the Terrible, did. If you don't know what that is, let me lay it out for you. Pretty much, I don't want to be burned at the stake, let's get that clear, but everything else that happened after that, so go ahead and cremate me, then stick my ashes in a cannon, point the cannon at Chicago, and fire away.

 

[Axver]

See, I would just start having hot lesbian sex on the lawn in broad daylight.


Also:

Fuckin' !

 

[Galeongirl]

it just occured me that that university has a very nice abbreviation...


Hey guys, I'm at BJ university!




The BJU science department, which supports young-earth creationism,[22] offers majors in biology, chemistry, and physics and also offers courses in astronomy

interesting.

 

[Axver]

Dude, how about, bring a HUGE ass sound system, some good amps and we'll make our OWN music.

that place makes me sick.

I can do a very tortured black metal rasp. But I, uh, don't exactly have the most threatening appearance. I think if anybody saw me belting the shit out of a black metal song, they'd just fall over laughing hysterically.

Yeah, me too.

 

[Galeongirl]

For instance, Jones, Jr. once said that Catholicism was "not another Christian denomination. It is a satanic counterfeit, an ecclesiastic tyranny over the souls of men....It is the old harlot of the book of the Revelation—'the Mother of Harlots.'" All popes, Jones asserted, "are demon possessed."

I'm starting to like this guy!

 

[Axver]

it just occured me that that university has a very nice abbreviation...


Hey guys, I'm at BJ university!




The BJU science department, which supports young-earth creationism,[22] offers majors in biology, chemistry, and physics and also offers courses in astronomy

interesting.

Haha, that's occurred to me before too. I bet it goes right over their heads.

The BJU Science Department: Now with 0% science! Absolutely none of our textbooks have been peer-reviewed by qualified scientists!

 

[WildHoney]

I just read the rules , maybe you should just send me in, they'd think i'm the antichrist

 

[Serena Vox]

Morning.

 

[Galeongirl]

The school appealed the IRS decision all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court, arguing that the University met all other criteria for tax-exempt status and that the school's racial discrimination was based on sincerely held religious beliefs, that "God intended segregation of the races and that the Scriptures forbid interracial marriage."

So, racism's in the bible now?

 

[Axver]

For the record, my aunt went there, she loved it and always considers it to have been a wonderful experience. That being said, I will also concede that my mom said when she came back she was more of a hyperfundie then even
MY MOM (trust me that's huge) could stand, but after a while things went back to normal.

You know, even if I totally agreed with their theology, I truly cannot possibly imagine living such a minutely controlled life. Sure, I lead a pretty boring life, but I simply cannot tolerate somebody looking over my shoulder with some pedantic list of rules.

But that's not why I'm here.

I'm here Axver, to tell you, that you better make damn sure that after I die, I get the send off that Fake Dmitri number one, Fake son of Ivan the Terrible, did. If you don't know what that is, let me lay it out for you. Pretty much, I don't want to be burned at the stake, let's get that clear, but everything else that happened after that, so go ahead and cremate me, then stick my ashes in a cannon, point the cannon at Chicago, and fire away.

Sign me up for this too. Just make sure the cannon's pointed at Wellington for me.

 

[WildHoney]

See, I would just start having hot lesbian sex on the lawn in broad daylight.


Also:

 

[Axver]

Hey Serena.

So, racism's in the bible now?

Thank god they seem to have stepped back from that bigotry now.