Dong Ha, Vietnam Superthread

[cobl04]

The hottest girl was pitted against the second hottest girl for elimination on Beauty and the Geek tonight, and the hottest girl and the millionaire were eliminated. A fucking nightmare. Terrible way to end a shit day.

 

[Alisaura]

Cheeses I eat

Kraft Block
Kraft Thin Slices

Oh, Cobbler. A glorious cheese education experience is awaiting you.

 

[bono_man2002]

https://twitter.com/emmasq/status/261391412812189696/photo/1/large

 

[LemonMelon]

Is that cheese for the purpose of entertaining?

Or cheese that is inherently entertaining?

 

[Vlad n U 2]

The hottest girl was pitted against the second hottest girl for elimination on Beauty and the Geek tonight, and the hottest girl and the millionaire were eliminated. A fucking nightmare. Terrible way to end a shit day.

 

[Alisaura]

Is that cheese for the purpose of entertaining?

Or cheese that is inherently entertaining?

Both.

 

[the tourist]

This week due to volunteering to put a maze together with PVC pipe whilst having a job, I'm getting less than 6 hours sleep a night.

 

[Slopsy]

Cheeses I eat

Kraft Block
Kraft Thin Slices

Oh

 

[Axver]

People who buy sliced cheese rather than SLICING IT THEM-FUCKING-SELVES are what's wrong with the modern world.

 

[Alisaura]

I buy pre-grated cheese... In my defence, I don't own a grater, and I hate washing them up in any case.

Kraft pretending that plastic stuff is cheese is what's wrong with the world today.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Watched Meeting People Is Easy again. So good.

 

[The Sad Punk]

People who buy sliced cheese rather than SLICING IT THEM-FUCKING-SELVES are what's wrong with the modern world.

I do that but only because I normally make cheese toasties on the run and it's just convenient (nobody needs to see me use a knife - people might accidentally die), so yeah, sorry for fucking up the whole modern world an' all that.

Make no mistake: this does not make me cool with Cobbler's limited cheese experience.

 

[LemonMelon]

But that stuff tastes like shit, Bonnie.

I mean, cheese isn't shit, so how is it even cheese at that point?

(Axver might know of some legitimate obscure cheeses that are supposed to taste like shit, in which case I'll concede)

 

[The Sad Punk]

It doesn't taste like shit when it's all hot and melted and between two crunchy slices of bread, and in my mouth as I'm walking towards my car.

 

[LemonMelon]

Sliced cheese is people

 

[The Sad Punk]

(Axver might know of some legitimate obscure cheeses that are supposed to taste like shit, in which case I'll concede)

Le Asse d'Bordeaux - Washrind butter cheese built in a cave. A donkey enters the cave after 15 days and then eats the cheese and shits it out. Connoissuers also enjoy some of the donkey's pre-cheese shit on the side when enjoying it with quail kidney pate.

 

[cobl04]

Eating Sliced Cheese Is Easy

 

[cobl04]

Le Asse d'Bordeaux - Washrind butter cheese built in a cave. A donkey enters the cave after 15 days and then eats the cheese and shits it out. Connoissuers also enjoy some of the donkey's pre-cheese shit on the side when enjoying it with quail kidney pate.

.....why?

 

[The Sad Punk]

Just getting my Panther on.

 

[Alisaura]

It's 3am and that was far too funny.

 

[Axver]

But that stuff tastes like shit, Bonnie.

I mean, cheese isn't shit, so how is it even cheese at that point?

(Axver might know of some legitimate obscure cheeses that are supposed to taste like shit, in which case I'll concede)

On behalf of Charlotte: blue cheese.

(I enjoy it in small quantities. Very small quantities.)

It doesn't taste like shit when it's all hot and melted and between two crunchy slices of bread, and in my mouth as I'm walking towards my car.

I'll pay this, since cheese that isn't that great for eating raw can still be very enjoyable once melted in a sandwich.

And until a few years ago, the sight of me wielding a knife and trying to slice cheese was a national embarrassment, so ...

(Now it's just a minor local embarrassment. It's now the Port Power of cheese slicing rather than the All Blacks losing to France in the World Cup quarter-finals of cheese slicing.)

 

[Slopsy]

Yeah, gorgonzola legit tastes of shit.

The grana padano that I have to slice and package at work smells awful, like feet, but tastes amazing. I guess that's the case for a lot of cheeses though.

 

[Vlad n U 2]

Cheesing People Is Easy.

 

[Axver]

Voted today in my local council election. THERE WAS NO SAUSAGE SIZZLE.

 

[bono_man2002]

So I spent two weeks (obviously not every waking hour) doing my Critical Analysis on an article that I independently researched, submitted the assignment on Friday morning, and then just read the Assessment page that the article had to come from one that the uni supply.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6GuEswXOXo

 

[Axver]

Oooh shit! Have you fired off an e-mail to whoever's in charge of the course?

 

[cobl04]

Just getting my Panther on.

And I was getting my Cobbler on. Totally fell for it.

Damn, Danny, hope they let you do it on the other one.

 

[bono_man2002]

I haven't yet. I'm not too sure if a few other people might have done the same thing. We had to pick an article they provided and then find two sources independently.

I've made a post on the discussion board.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Feel like I could eat a thousand cheeses, gou yuys.

 

[Axver]

Eat a thousand for me too.