do you wear nylon stockings?

[U2Man]

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

From music nerds to nylon stockings. You´ll never learn eh?

 

[Bonochick]

I hate them. I go with bare legs whenever possible.

What do you care? Are you looking for advice as to what kind would be best for you?

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

PS: I do wear nylon stockings.

 

[Sicy]

The real question is 'Do you have a drinking problem?'


Nylons

 

[U2Man]

The real question is 'Do you have a drinking problem?'

the real answer is: 'No'.

this is not a drunk thread.

 

[Bonochick]

It could be.

 

[tpsreports2424]

 

[U2Man]

i'm going out for a jog now, and when i come back, i want to know exactly who of you wear nylon stockings

 

[tpsreports2424]

5 stars!

 

[Bonochick]

Are you jogging to the bar?

 

[Sicy]

5 stars!

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

Are you jogging to the bar?

 

[U2Man]

actually, very few of my posts are drunk posts, and i almost always tell when they are.

i'm just that weird.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

every day

 

[BVS]

Does it count if I wear them on my head?

 

[snowbunny00774]

Puppyman - your LS threads read like some kind of mail order bride interview if you were to string them all together!!

and sometimes

 

[bayou12780]

i'm going out for a jog now, and when i come back, i want to know exactly who of you wear nylon stockings

how can you be going out for a jog at 10:38pm? where are you really?

nylons - my mom uses them to catch lint from her dryer - it's vented into the garage instead of outside.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Does it count if I wear them on my head?

Damn... stole my line... I think it should count

 

[tpsreports2424]

 

[U2Man]

how can you be going out for a jog at 10:38pm? where are you really?

nylons - my mom uses them to catch lint from her dryer - it's vented into the garage instead of outside.

i'm back.

i like to jog before i go to bed. it gives me a sense of enormous well-being and makes me tired for the night. i'm too busy in the morning getting ready for work or uni to jog at that time.

also, the air seems fresher at night, and there's less traffic.

and yes, it counts if you wear them on your head.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

and yes, it counts if you wear them on your head.

Score!

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

Yes.

And I lost a photography contest with that picture. The world does not appreciate my nylons

 

[Zoots]

it gives me a sense of enormous well-being

That reminded me of that song Parklife.

 

[U2Man]

That reminded me of that song Parklife.

which happens to be one of my favourite songs to jog to. especially in the park on a warm summer evening

dreamoutloud13, are those really your legs?

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

dreamoutloud13, are those really your legs?

Yes, in black stockings (in reality my legs are extra-Irish white), but that picture is a couple of years old.

 

[BVS]

 

[Zoots]

Ha! No wonder that line was in your head!

And stop drooling at dreamoutloud's legs.

 

[U2Man]

Yes, in black stockings (in reality my legs are extra-Irish white), but that picture is a couple of years old.

they're extremely hot

 

[bayou12780]

mom means well, really

i'm back.

i like to jog before i go to bed. also, the air seems fresher at night, and there's less traffic.

here's some advice from mom...
hope you're wearing reflective clothing so you don't get hit by a truck.
hope you're wearing clean underwear in case you do get hit.