Do you ever wonder about this?

[Achtung_Bebe]

I was just wondering if it is possible to purchase a pre-packaged deathbear, as opposed to an arabian one.

You see I am planning a Christmas party for the relatives, and I wanted to serve a variety... you can't let down the guests...

So, have you ever wondered about this?

 

[brettig]

why bother with a bear when u can get a malibu whortense?

 

[Calluna]

I own several pre-packaged bears. They were shippped right to my door.

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Remember the goul.

Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes

 

[Sicy]

Mine was stale.

 

[Zoomerang96]

deathbears are horribly expensive this time of the year.

and whortences are kife. they seriously arent worth the price tag.

i say, by nothing, and tell your guests to eat it.



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-death bear

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

so I would get a timely shipment right to my door, but I run the possibility of receiving a stale bear... I see...

Thank you for the warning Fly Girl, I will have to ponder over this one for some time...

I am not sure it would be hospitable of me to tell them to "eat it" when there is no food to be seen, but I will bear this in mind as well (no pun intended).

As for the malibu whortense... well... I would rather eat a melon

 

[brettig]

i just discovered pre packaged bears are for eating, i am really quite shocked.

 

[Calluna]

I think the reason sicy's bear was stale is that it was shipped all the way from Arabia.Canadian bears are fresher.

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Remember the goul.

Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes

 

[brettig]

*ponders the edibility of sexual harrassment pandas and hans molemans

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

Originally posted by Calluna:

I think the reason sicy's bear was stale is that it was shipped all the way from Arabia.Canadian bears are fresher.

This is a valid point.

You seem to know lots about this sort of business Calluna--I hereby declare you to be the co-ordinator of all things bear.

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

Originally posted by brettig:
*ponders the edibility of sexual harrassment pandas and hans molemans

hmmmm... I would rather not deal with a potential risk of sexual harassment, and I would not feel comfortable eating something with "mole" in its name... I think I will stick with the bears for now. Let me check with Calluna, the bear co-ordinator, and see what she thinks.

 

[Sicy]

I want my money back.

P.S. gary sucks.

 

[Calluna]

Why thank you, bebe. I am honored.

Pre-Packaged Bears on Sticks:

(available in a variety of flavors)

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Remember the goul.

Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes

 

[christiana]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Do they make whore bears?

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And in our world of plenty
We can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world
At Christmas time

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by Sicy:

Those are great!!! lmao

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And in our world of plenty
We can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world
At Christmas time

 

[Sicy]

 

[Calluna]

Originally posted by brettig:
*ponders the edibility of sexual harrassment pandas and hans molemans

Well, the pandas are too sad and although hans moleman tastes like a peanut I would still advise Bebe to stick with pre-packaged bears.


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Remember the goul.

Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes