Discover a universe of cartridges...

Kieran McConville · 10-04-2002, 11:01 PM

...at Cartridge World!!!

Greetings earthlings, I am CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE and I am back to save the universe! Tremble before my amazing range of printer cartridges, home office equipment and marital aids!

Yes it truly is a World Of Cartridges! We've gone stark raving INSANE with this ALL-STOCK-MUST-GO SALE!!! The receivers are closing in on us!! ALL STOCK MUST GO OR WE'LL TORCH THE SHOP FOR THE INSURANCE MONEY!! CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE has finally LOST THE FUCKING PLOT!! His loss can be YOUR GAIN!!

Dare you brave the howling void of ONCE IN A LIFETIME SAVINGS on top-of-the-range CARTRIDGES at CARTRIDGE WORLD????

CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE brings you all this AND MORE!! His life's work is all under one roof at CARTRIDGE WORLD, but HURRY, DO NOT DELAY, STOP THAT EMERGENCY TRACHEOTEMY ON YOUR DOG RIGHT NOW, because this SALE is CLOSING SOON!!! If you miss the INCREDIBLE SAVINGS on offer for ONE DAY ONLY, you'll wish you were DEAD!!!

A FIEFDOM OF AMAZING MINDFUCKING CARTRIDGE SPECIALS for the HOME OFFICE or SCHOOL!!!

HUZZAH!!!

**Sicy** · 10-04-2002, 11:43 PM

Is the sale on Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

????

LarryMullen's POPAngel · 10-04-2002, 11:57 PM

Am I gonna need a raincheck?

Calluna · 10-05-2002, 12:22 AM

I'M EXCITED!

10-04-2002, 11:01 PM	#1
Kieran McConville ONE love, blood, life Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Hi, Violet Posts: 10,253 Local Time: 12:40 AM	Discover a universe of cartridges... ...at Cartridge World!!! Greetings earthlings, I am CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE and I am back to save the universe! Tremble before my amazing range of printer cartridges, home office equipment and marital aids! Yes it truly is a World Of Cartridges! We've gone stark raving INSANE with this ALL-STOCK-MUST-GO SALE!!! The receivers are closing in on us!! ALL STOCK MUST GO OR WE'LL TORCH THE SHOP FOR THE INSURANCE MONEY!! CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE has finally LOST THE FUCKING PLOT!! His loss can be YOUR GAIN!! Dare you brave the howling void of ONCE IN A LIFETIME SAVINGS on top-of-the-range CARTRIDGES at CARTRIDGE WORLD???? CAPTAIN CARTRIDGE brings you all this AND MORE!! His life's work is all under one roof at CARTRIDGE WORLD, but HURRY, DO NOT DELAY, STOP THAT EMERGENCY TRACHEOTEMY ON YOUR DOG RIGHT NOW, because this SALE is CLOSING SOON!!! If you miss the INCREDIBLE SAVINGS on offer for ONE DAY ONLY, you'll wish you were DEAD!!! A FIEFDOM OF AMAZING MINDFUCKING CARTRIDGE SPECIALS for the HOME OFFICE or SCHOOL!!! HUZZAH!!! __________________

10-04-2002, 11:43 PM	#2
Sicy Sizzlin' Sicilian Forum Administrator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Bay Area, CA Posts: 71,103 Local Time: 07:40 AM	Is the sale on Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! ???? __________________ __________________

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10-04-2002, 11:57 PM	#3
LarryMullen's POPAngel Blue Crack Distributor Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I'll be up with the sun, I'm not coming down... Posts: 53,698 Local Time: 09:40 AM	Am I gonna need a raincheck?

10-05-2002, 12:22 AM	#4
Calluna Rock n' Roll Doggie Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Cloud Cookoo Land Posts: 3,542 Local Time: 07:40 AM	I'M EXCITED!